/sci/ - Science & Math

>humans have to wipe their butts

But we don't. If you do not mind having to walk around with crusty shitsmears on your undies, you do not have to wipe.

My cat wipes its butt...... with its tongue...... all the time

>>4422166

exactly so we do have to wipe so we dont have shitsmears retard

Jolteon used pin missile. It has a high critical hit ratio.

>>4422181
Picture unrelated.

You know those silly threads where the OP brags about how he is superior to you because he squats when he shits? Well he is. By doing this he is minimizing the amount of shit that needs to be wiped. Animals shit in a similar manner and don't give a shit if a little shit is left on their buttholes

>>4422185
Harriet has gone full shitposter now.

>>4422197
Oh, husband

>>4422197
That was on cracked today. You read it?

>>4422203
Hey, you impersonator. I never tripfagged.

>>4422204
No, what did it say? Too lazy to search

>>4422211
http://www.cracked.com/article_19121_7-basic-things-you-wont-believe-youre-all-doing-wrong.html
1st one.

god made us that way son he can test our vanity.
if you wipe your ass your commiting a sin

>>4422356
*You're

>>4422359
you're ass?

>>4422359
No no no. It's "your ass", not "you are ass", although YOU are ass.

>>4422364
sinful grammar nazi detected

>>4422361
>you are ass
?

>>4422367
As a SCIENTIST I am free of sins.

Did you notice how "sins" and "SCIENCE" sound similar btw?

yall niggers be postin in a troll thread

>>4422373
>sins: 1 syllable
>science: 2 syllables
>"sound similar"
?

>>4422375
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


How can I ever live with the shame of having poasted in a troll thread?

>>4422218
I do all of those the right way except pumping out babies.

I'm fucking fantastic.

>>4422373
your a ass

>>4422384
You are a troll

>>4422389
you ass a

>>4422392
That's NOT true, my freind. I am doing HARD SCIENCE everyday and everywhere.

>>4422400
Trolls used to be tarred and feathered and then beheaded. You're lucky it's 2012

>>4422400
>biologist detected

>>4422403
2012!!
The year of SCIENCE.

>>4422404
BIOLOGY is TRUE KNOWLEDGE of FACTS. More than the simple minded understanding of mathematical formulae.

>>4422424
Where do you go to school? What do you study?

>>4422429
I don't study SCIENCE, I teach SCIENCE, bringing the TRUTH of FACTS to unknowledgable people like you.

To all the people who are not familiair with this board. Sagan is a troll.

His trolltag is Carl Sagan and when he types he puts WORDS in CAPS to let people think he's SERIOUS BUSINESS.

>>4422447

0/10

Are you even trying, wannabe troll?
Everyone knows that I'm the best tripfag. I know SCIENCE and shit.

You had two options that situation. The first was to respond with an honest answer and maybe a conversation would have taken place. The second was to hold on to that retarded persona and reply in a manner that was neither funny nor witty. For whatever reason you decided to go with option, which completely eliminated any possibility for there to be a real conversation between us. Congratulations.

>>4422463
*second option

and this was directed at
>>4422436

>>4422463
U mad? Yeah, u fucking mad. U soooooooo mad.

This is your DEFEAT. You FAILED. You are NOT a king, you are a LOSER.

>>4422468
Not mad, just disappointed in you.

>>4422471
The furious DEVASTATION of you're lubricated butt is drooling all over the board.

>>4422477
You're a sad child.

It's funny how shitpost threads are heavily populated by tripfags.

>>4422480
I'm a happy SCIENTIST. Happy to know the TRUTH while insignificant scum like you has to dwell in ignorance forever.

>>4422468

mfw this is THE most obvious troll on any board ever.

Remember when trolling was actually funny on some level?

>>4422487
What is the most obvious troll ever? YOU are the most obvious troll.

>>4422463
>>4422463

ATTENTION ATTENTION

Look at him whining. Blackman's feelings are hurt.
He hoped to make friends with another shitposter and he failed.

Everyone look at him and laugh.

>>4422490

Will you give me a kiss? You are a Jezus Bible.

I EM HYBRID HEAR ME RAOR

>>4422494
You guys are so mean to me ;_;.. I cant wright properly now i cry rivers and my hands shivers so its hard to type

BROFLAO

>>4422496
I can give you more than a kiss. Drop your pants and receive the full force of HARD SCIENCE.

>>4422510
Bro, I am whiteman.

>>4422502
At least this time he is honest. How does it feel to be a pathetic permavirgin?

Actually.. you don't HAVE to. But it feels icky, so most animals that can reach do clean that area with their mouth.

>>4422512

That actually was a funny joke. I chuckled. Makes me feel bad about ever reporting you.

>>4422500
>>4422510
>>4422514

Hey! Guys!
What the hell are you doing there?
As the true Whiteman I would never enage in this kind of trollery.

>>4422514
SOZ, SO SOZ LOL,

>>4422373
Actually they don't sound similar at all. Its all a fabrication in your head.

>>4422515
I'm not a virgin though, so I don't know how that'd feel. I'm guessing pretty bad

>>4422519
Reported for faggotry.

BAHAH

Why is Aspie not in here? Does he only troll in moderately off topic threads?

>>4422526
>2012
>not being a virgin
ISHIIGGGGIDY DIGDOGDIGGIDY DOOOOO

Oh my God, Sagan is banned. Or he deleted all his posts.