/sci/ - Science & Math

>>4358081
>2 days
>implying not arbitrary time scale
>implying not arbitrary distinction designating the holiday
>implying not arbitrary holiday

>implying I'm not forever alone ;__;

>that feel when I won't be spending any money

Simple-minded and insecure women who require social status to fit in will be at the taking. If you really want a girlfriend you should pursue one, seeing as they don't want to be alone for Valentine's day.

>that feel when not science or math
>that feel when hidden
>that feel when reported

Stop giving me that feel.

;_;

Anyone have any good ideas for presents? I got some pretty typical shit: jewelry, some dank ass lotion, a bear since she gets wet over bears, and some kawaii flowers

>>4358115
You have gf?

>>4358115
Single rose, candle lit dinner, walk home, chocolate fondue, candles in the bedroom, foreplay, foreplay, foreplay, more foreplay, sex then fall asleep in each other's arms.

>>4358115
>I don't really know anything about you but please keep having sex with me

Stay classy /sci/

>>4358123
What the fuck man...

...why is raining in my house?

>>4358129
Pretty much. I have a dick and two balls and don't give a fuck.

>>4358123
Yes

>>4358115
reported for gf enjoy your ban

>that feel when science is your gf, but you still have no one to love you back

>>4358115
shit in a box
wrap it
tell her you got her a baby
take a picture of her face when she opens it
post it on here

>>4358191
>implying harriet doesn't exist

>>4358188
reported for shitposting, literally

You are the wors tripfag, seriously.

>>4358195
Even Harriet is better than him.
Check here: http://archive.installgentoo.net/sci/reports/availability
This asshat has the highest post count of all tripfags in the last month, followed directly by mathgenius.
And his posts are just as useless.

>>4358191
>implying there is anything at all that can be constructively contributed to this thread
>implying this whole thread isn't shit
>implying you aren't also shitposting
>implying I give a fuck

>>4358201
The fact that you come here to post shit in shit threads tells me enough about your personality.

>>4358201
enjoy the ban, faggot

>>4358199
>implying post count is all that matters

Harriet is an insufferable cunt who can't take a joke and is all around full retard, and when she attempts to answer honestly she either shits out of her mouth and calls it gold or just provides you with a wikipedia link. Valjean quite often has insightful comments and isn't an insufferable aspie who can take a deliver jokes.

You're either new, or an aspie yourself. Either way, it's clear Harriet is much worse than valjean.

>>4358216
>who can take and* deliver...

>>4358216
Harriet is nice and posts on topic, sometimes actually helpful,.
Valjean spams shit everywhere and posts literally in every fucking off-topic thread.
Only mathgenius and Carl Sagan are worse.

>>4358229
>Harriet is nice and posts on topic, sometimes actually helpful,.
Confirmed for newfag.

Reported.

>>4358238
>newfag

I've been here longer than you.

>>4358252
Unless you've been here since it was a shitty anime board back in 2007, I really doubt it.

Nice try, newfag.

Reported for newfaggotry.

>>4358281
I have been here before it was an anime board.

>>4358289
Reported for blatant lying