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Sup /sci/, /x/ here

What qualifications would you say one needs to be a legitimate ancient alien researcher? Like Dr. Tsoukalos for example. Stuff like this is my passion and I'd like to take a purely scientific approach to it and make it a career.

>> No.4339752

You need a degree in sports information and communication.

>> No.4339760

Probably a masters in history at the very least. Ancient aliens might be bs, but the people on that show know a fuck ton about ancient history.

>> No.4339761

engineering

>> No.4339762

How to be a dumbass, take things way out of context, and make huge leaps in inference from rather boring archaeological and anthropological data 3112

Should be the only course you need

>> No.4339768

The hair, motherfucker

>> No.4339770

ba in creative writing

>> No.4339781

As in, for getting money out of idiot or actually trying to research the veracity of UFO cases?

>> No.4339797

Freshman year:
/b/: Forced memes
/x/: Ancient Aliens
/sci/: Constanza.jpg Methods
/g/: How to not program
/sp/: Introduction to Trolling

Sophomore Year:
/b/: Photoshop 101
/sci/: Evolution Gausses Theory
/sci/: General Relativity and Vortex mathematics
/sci/: Quantum Philosophy
/x/: Ancient Aliens, season 2

Junior year:
/sci/: Engineers and their Sexual Liberation
/sci/: History of EK
/sci/: 0.999 != 1 Analysis
/x/: Ancient Aliens, season 3
/fa/: Bird Hairstyles 101

Senior year:
/sci/: Jacob Barnett Seminar
/x/: Senior Thesis in Ancient Aliens
/b/: How to be a dumbass, take things way out of context, and make huge leaps in inference from rather boring archaeological and anthropological data 3112

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>>4339750
As long as you do not turn into the Crazy Hair Man and actually <span class="math">believe[/spoiler] it to be true, I would say go for a science undergraduate (perhaps physics or engineering), and go for a graduate degree in some form of history, or stick with science. As long as you follow the scientific method, and find evidence to support your claims (not purely speculation as Mr. Tsoukalos is wont to do), then you will be taken seriously. Just do not say it is the truth, with many unfounded things. Otherwise, you are no better than a theologian or religious nutjob.

>2011
>Replying to a troll thread with serious answer
ISHYGDDT

>> No.4339843

Frauds, Myths, and Mysteries: Science and Pseudoscience in Archaeology - Kenneth Feder

The only book you need.

>> No.4339853

I don't know what qualifications you would need, OP.

Therefore, aliens.

>> No.4339866

>>4339750
shit i would like to be a lie-selling bastard myself, but i dunno if i can top this man
>>4339768
i already have this, fuck yeah