/sci/ - Science & Math

>>4331362
Clothes.
>we're not /fa/ggots
gtfo

>>4331373
>big lips
>wide nose

lol blackman

My engineering work uniform

>>4331373
I ran your ugly mug through a computer, blackman.

Science confirms you're one ugly bastard.

Leggings and a hoodie.

>>4331474
>leggings

>>4331477
I wouldn't ever wear them out (not that kind of girl). They're ridiculously comfortable, though.

>>4331479
>girl
>/sci/

>>4331482
What makes you think there are no girls on /sci/?

boxers and a onld tshirt

>>4331485
The fact that I refuse to recognize the existence of ugly people, and no pretty girls study science.

Ergo, vis a vis, concordantly, apropos memo bis punitor delicatum, fax mentis incendium gloria cultum, you are not a girl.

>>4331373
Lol

>>4331482
>can't get any girls to acknowledge he exists
>therefore, girls do not exist

>>4331492
>no pretty girls study science
>implying biology, medical, and psychology are FILLED with attractive women
>inb4 not science

>>4331492
I'm sorry you feel that way.

>Ergo, vis a vis, concordantly, apropos memo bis punitor delicatum, fax mentis incendium gloria cultum, you are not a girl.
Oh, you're funny.

>>4331497
AREN'T***

fuck

At least we got EK, though, right?

>>4331494
>implying I don't have 4 fuck buddies

saged for faggotry

I am currently dressed as the pope, and under my robes I am wearing an elephant codpiece

>>4331499
I've always wondered why you put up with her. She doesn't respect any of you and you still allow her to be around. I don't get it -- could someone explain it to me?

>>4331497
Everything you listed is not a science. Deal with it.

>>4331498
>I'm sorry you feel that way.
I feel no way. It's the truth. Attractive women do not into science.

>Oh, you're funny.
Not sure if serious.

>>4331514
>I feel no way. It's the truth. Attractive women do not into science.
If you say so, anon.

>Not sure if serious.
I was being serious. That line made me laugh.

>>4331504
we don't like her. she doesn't understand that we don't like her.

>>4331516
Whether I say so or not is irrelevant to its truth.

Shut the fuck up

>>4331524
Up the shut fuck

>>4331522
Oh, is it?

>>4331529
Yes.

>>4331532
Very well, then.

>>4331504
we hate her. she doesn't leave. pic related. it's what EK is wearing

>>4331540
Well, have you tried ignoring her?

>>4331537
Good. Now run along and powder your nose, darling.

We men have science to get done.

>>4331543
Oh, you!

>>4331504
>She doesn't respect any of you
>respect
>on 4chan

You are pretty goddamn sheltered, lady

>>4331548
Love ya, doll.

>>4331553
You all seem capable enough. I don't think it's too much to hope for.

>>4331555
You know, darling, I know it's not my place to say this, but smoking is quite detrimental to your health and I'd hate to have to make do without you

>>4331558
Baby, my father smoked, his father smoked, and his father smoked. They all lived long happy lives, now don't you worry 'bout a thing.

I'm not gonna let some cheap paper stick keep us from growing old together.

>>4331541
/sci/ can't ignore EK, she's fucking intolerable

>>4331564
You're so romantic! Why don't you run out for a second, maybe go to the pub? I'll fix dinner for you.

>>4331566
Just pretend like she doesn't exist. I haven't seen her contribute anything worthwhile to any discussion of which she's been a part on this board, so it wouldn't really make a difference -- that is, rather than increasing this board's net happiness by a small amount.

>>4331556
no, sorry. nobody on 4chan can agree with anyone else on 4chan. it's the rule.

>>4331573
>Just pretend like she doesn't exist.
Kind of difficult when she's such a raging cunt all the time, but thanks for the advice regardless

>2012
>Still talking about EK after she disclosed her tripcode

>>4331582
it didn't make a difference. it's still very easy to tell when EK is posting.

>>4331573
Sure thing, babe. Make sure the kids finish their homework.

I'll be back about seven.

>>4331582
what. when did this happen?

>>4331586
http://archive.installgentoo.net/sci/thread/4234898

>>4331586
along time ago, but I wouldn't use it, it has ban voodoo on it: #.1Omhrk8

>>4331585
Love you, darling

>>4331588
so she isn't a troll?

>>4331591
And that's how it's done, you fucking betas.

See how I did that? Read the thread. You might learn a thing or two.

Who cares about the tripfaggotry, did EK show a pic of herself?

>>4331603
not so much "show" as "have exposed by someone on /sci/ who found her facebook"

>>4331598
so you marry her, have kids with her and tell her you want to grow old together?

>>4331611
>002
Where's 001? Which one is she? The blonde?

>>4331611
07/07/11
NEVER FORGET

>>4331618
There's no blonde that pic, but the one of the left is harriet. The one on the right is EK.

In this pic she's on the left

>>4331616
No, faggot.

>>4331622
Bullshit that's not blonde. It sure as hell isn't brown or red.

>>4331362 Lulz @ Prof. T

Boxers and t-shirt (after hours nerd uniform).

You know, it's kind of depressing how a board about science and math can turn into a board about a scantily clad whore queen and religion.

I guess that's what happens when you try to make an board centered around intelligence using 4chan. Everything goes wrong.

>>4331635
Shut up, faggot. Go read that Nietzsche book you check out for your high school library only to carry it around and look smart.

>>4331629
Shit's brown, yo.

Right now, nothing.

Getting ready to fap.

>>4331625
Because that's sure what it looked like

just, thick cotton tube socks, slippers, blue jeans, a "Me+Beer = : ) " t-shirt in pictographs, and a comfortable hoodie to top it all off.

>>4331635
That's when you try to make a board with men on it. Everything is either a dick-measuring contest or idolizing some slut.

>>4331681
Well, then your beta-ness will consume you. More bitches for me.

>>4331717

>>4331722
>"bitches"
>some chick you pretended to be married to on 4chan

yeah, okay.

>2012
>getting dresses when not going out

I'm in my pajamas.

>>4331730
How's that autism? The formula is pretty cut and paste. What works on one girl will work on most girls.

Seriously, though, it's okay to be a virgin man.

>>4331734
I'm sorry to interject -- did you think I was being serious?

Additionally, I thought that you had irrefutably proven that I am not, in fact, a female. What happened to that?

>>4331734
>implying I'm a virgin.

ad hominems are easy but they're not always the answer, faggot

>>4331753
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>>4331754
http://plover.net/~bonds/adhominem.html

>>4331757
that was a load of bullshit

10/10, I mad.

>>4331757
I'm not sure what answer Willy Wonka's supposed to indicate. Do you mind clarifying?

>>4331774

>>4331785
Are you trying to make me angry?

>>4331787

>>4331787
Newfags can't willy wonka

>>4331794
That's a "yes", then.
You're not making me very angry.

>>4331797
That's a verb now, is it?

>>4331807
Why would I ever want to anger you? I love you.

Now, how's dinner coming along?

God, do I wish I was a mod.

>>4331815
>implying anyone cares

Oh you know, and american apparel hoodie (black), 511 levis, penguin button up shirt, and some desert boots. A typical saturday night ;3

>>4331816
>Thinks everyone on 4chan is as much of an attention whore as him

>>4331821
>implying you wouldn't suck my cock if I gave you the chance
Faggot

>>4331827
You'd like that wouldn't you.

>>4331833
I'd love to watch you cry why you suck my cock, faggot. Post pictures on /sci/ to show them what a faggot you are for having a cock in your mouth

What the fuck is happening in this thread.

>>4331810
I'm just going to leave now. Thank you for one of the most confusing conversations I've ever had. Goodnight.

>>4331843
Love you, babe. Sweet dreams.

I here all this cock sucking, is this what science is about? SIGN ME UP!!!

>>4331850
It's what engineering's all about ;)

>>4331841
no idea

Anyone want to see my penis?

PJs

This thread gave me a boner. AM I OK?

>>4331850

>>4331868
Maybe you want me to take care of that boner for you? I'll be gentle.

>>4331868
What part in specific?

T-shirt and boxers

>This thread.