/sci/ - Science & Math

excellent

10/10

wut

Ok, I lol'd.

>>4300874
i wonder what he'll respond back with (if he does)

It's "geuss".

10/10

samefag itt. sage.

>>4300968

>>4300968
reported

>>4300968
I have yet to post once.

>just a thoery

You know I'm trying to remember where this originated.
Someone got the original?

needs cosmic sams font

OH FUCK OH SHIT

>>4300998
Looks legit.

>>4300998
lol Bill, those massages worth the money?

>>4300998
WUT

>>4300998

Ahahahahah

>>4300998

This thread turned out better then expected.

>>4300874
>contact@richardhawkings.net
>implying that's him

havent lold so hard in hours

>>4300998

>>4300998
Now I wonder if it was written by Dawkins or just some lackey who replies to various junkmail.

>>4301010
>contact@richardhawkings.com
>hawkings
wut?

>>4300998

6:53 AM in London

>>4301014

why would he need a lacky? He's barely even famous (sorry richard dawkins if you're reading this and you really do have a lacky)

>>4301021

Seems like a reasonable time for someone in london to get up in his robe and check his email and such while his tea is heating.

>>4300998

0/10

You're not even trying

>>4301026
>mfw imagining Dawkins putting on bunny slippers

>a guass

>>4300998
next time at least use the same font size and color

>>4301033
I take it you've never had a conversation in emai?

>>4301010
>richard hawkings

>>4301047
facepick blox

>>4301047
I want to believe

but no. He does browse Reddit though

>>4301047
What is this I don't even

>>4301047

holy shit

someone post a pic of his signature

>>4301054
He browses reddit?
Now that's just depressing

>>4301047

this thread just keeps getting better and better

oh shi-

>>4301041
Where did the "g" come from?

>>4301065

I'm out, this is too much

>>4301047
using 4chan plus, same as >>4300998
not enough font smoothing to be a Mac

>>4301047
wait.... what?

>>4301071
this

>>4301071
The internet is strong in this one.

+1 detective work my good man.

>>4301065

anyone can write an R and a D with some scribbles

this is a shitty troll, part of a good troll is timing and he's not even spacing this shit far apart

This whole thread was a fake, posted by me, Danny Devito!

>mfw he posts a face pic and everyone shits their pants

whos danny devito?

>>4301085
I'm guessing you're either underage or Amish.
And considering that you're on 4chan it must be the former

>>4301086

I'm 20 and I don't know who he is (not even amish)

>>4301085
voice of The Grundle King in My Little Pony The Movi

>>4301065
Be's a very committed troll, I'll give him that, but the signature is noticeably forced. The R and D don't carry some of the same characteristics. For instance, in the original sample the R is clearly more vertical in nature while the copycat is more horizontally stretched, and the proportion of the outside line on the D has too much underneath the opposing back line. There is one to many bumps in the last scribble and the original sample starts high and lowers itself in the middle where the copycat clearly starts low and raises as it progresses.

>>4301094
What a horrifying revelation

>>4301096

Maybe he's just tired since he just woke up? I'd be fucked if I tried to forge my own signature.

>>4301100
Damn right. Forging your own signature is hard

>>4301047

>>4301100
Actually, I forgot to mention one of the most revealing aspects of the copycat: The copycat R doesn't loop back.

That's a very quick and instinctive movement and differs greatly from a blunt stop. There's no way he would, when naturally writing his own signature, not loop the R.

>people believing Dawkins comes to /sci/

>>4301122
>believing he doesn't

>>4301122
>/mu/ got a deadmau5 interview
why can't we get dawkins to come here?

>>4301125
Because /mu/ is filled with vapid hipsters, and deadmau5 is a vapid hipster.

/sci/ is filled with angsty aspies, Dawkins is an accomplished biologist and public speaker.

>>4301125

When deadmau5 came, it was extremely explicit who he was, and posted in very clear messages.

This is like nothing at all. I am going to atheistic on this. We have no reason to presume dawkins is here.

Besides, I happened to talk to a certain academic today who is friends with dawkins. I get the impression that these people are busy and are constantly flying around on planes or something. They are also old and out of touch with internet communities. Out of touch most of all with the deepest dawkest of ones such as 4chan.

>>4301125
excellent question... he probably wouldn't want to associate with 4ch­­an in general, though.

>>4301125
Because that guy's only famous because he advertised the shit out of himself on 4chan.

this reminds me of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vueDC69jRjE
at 11:38

>>4301164
kinda want a reddit account for this this

>>4301175
The allure of reddit is quite strong, but they bring nothing but suffering and death. Don't give in to their lies.

I promise you, you will regret it. Everyday you spend on that wretched site the veil will lift more and more until you're finally exposed to the most vacuous, hypocritical, insipid, circle-jerking faggots in existence.

>>4301189
This! Oh, God, so much this.
I too share this experience

>>4301189
>implying /sci/ isn't the epitome of circle-jerking

>>4301193
Imagine /sci/ except everybody is a tripfag who's trying his hardest to get attention and have his posts upvoted.
It is much much worse than here

>>4301196
I suppose you have a point

>>4301193

>implying we don't call each other out on our bullshit

>>4301189

This is the truth.

I used to frequent reddit. It was always bad, but it most certainly got worse.

I had a reddit party at my house once where I invited a bunch of redditors over.

>>4301193
>>4301199

Yeah very true. People can have heated arguments on /sci/. If someone fucks up they get called out.

On reddit you can get downvoted into oblivion simply for saying something distasteful. Note that there will be a lot more downvoting if you happen to say something unpopular.

>>4300874
send this:

"If evolution is true, how come i dont see a chicken evolve into a KFC"

do it!

>>4301216
Wow, that's a good one. lol, i'ma use that one day.

I planted some carrots the other day, if evolution was true, they would have obviously "evolved" into tomatoes instead

THEY DIDN'T. EVOLUTION IS SO FAKE

>>4301233
You said it! *high five while drooling*

>this thread has received 1 of 4 requests needed to trigger archival.

>>4301380

>>4301196
the horror

>>4301196
Instead here, almost everybody is an anonymous who's trying his hardest to get attention and troll.

This would be amazing if true.

Links to Dawkins on reddit?

Thread is epic, indeed.

10/10, OP

i couldnt stop laughing. good job, op

I don't understand, why does /sci/ hate biology but love Dawkins?

>>4302972
We don't 'hate' biology.

We simply do not find it mathematically rigorous, that's all

>>4302972
Most of us dislike Dawkins. Only a few edgy teenagers admire him for insulting religion.

>>4301233

>>4302972
I don't hate biology, but I hate Dawkins.

>>4302996
Why do you hate Dawkins?

>>4303003
Not that guy, but I hate him for aggressively forcing his opinion upon others.
He's no better than religious people.

he's a bit too into it... I like to stfu about my beliefs once in a while...

how can u beleive in zero if its just a magik (a geass)?

>>4301026

Except that Richard Dawkins is in India at this moment. Jaipur literature festival.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfVEuiLwb_o

@ 16:01

>>4303017
>>4303010
>>4302989
He doesn't just talk about religion, he doesn't force his views on anyone (he just doesn't bother with political correctness when saying why yours are wrong) and he also speaks up against other bad ideas, like radical feminism, islamism and political correctness.

>>4304032
He attacks feminism?
Someone has to stop this chauvinist bastard.

>>4304040
>>4304040

>>4304040
Yap, that's that feminist perception. If "moderate feminists" didn't keep defending the radicals, more people wouldn't see feminism in general as a radical movement.

>>4300998
well that explains all those goddamn fucking trolls on /sci/

dawkins just loves his memes

>>4304067
You are reading the independent opinion of a strong woman.

>>4304079
Feminism has to be radical in order to achieve its goal of equality. We have to fight the rigid oppression forced upon us by the male gender.

>dawkins
>hard science

>>4304092
This femanon is right.

A breach from traditional power relations in the form of revolution is the only means to upset the established order of social conventions. In this way feminism is tied to Marxism but unique from it since those power relations are not based purely in society's modes of production. A mere Marxist revolution would not be sufficient in bringing gender equality to society, and so we must continue to struggle against the traditional power relations wherein woman is penetrated and raped, both literally and metaphorically in all aspects of society.

>>4304092
>>4304141
fuck you. i can completely understand equality, but treating men as less in a campaign? that's just swashing the issue around.

you can see shit like this on little girls shows, too. they interpret men as being stupid pieces of shit who are there for manual labor and reproduction.

go shoot yourself in the head.

>>4304153

>perpetuating male aggression

>egalitarians
>egalitarians everywhere

You guys make me sick. Some people are naturally superior to others, and in denying natural superiority, you inhibit the overall progression of the human race.

>>4304153
But men are in every aspect (except physically) inferior to women.

>>4304040
First I thought you were joking.

>>4304092
Then I thought you were serious.

>>4304182
But now my money's on trolling.

>>4304182

>>4304182
What about not being an emotional rollercoaster?

Sage for offtopic.

>>4304141
Feminism is like Marxism in that it blames the misfortunes of one group of society on the success of another, and instead of aiming to emulate the second group's success, aims to enslave it.

>>4304180
Some egalitarians just think people should be treated equally (by the law), not that everyone is necessarily equal in ability.

>>4307086
If we'd treat people by their abilities, the male gender would go extinct.

>>4307254
LOL

>>4307254

the only people worse than femanon are the people that keep biting, I seriously wish they'd die.

>>4307254

>>4307269
reported for pony

>>4307254
Right, women are sooo skillful. Hence why they are both physically and mentally stronger then men(lol jk).

Just tell me which intellectual or physical feats have women accomplished better than men?

>>4307275
Physical strength is the only quality in which men excell, corresponding to their evolutionary proximity to wild animals.
Women on the other hand evolved to outperform any other species in psychological and mental capacities.

>thread about Dawkins
>bullshit in between
...
>misogyny and feminism suddenly.

what the fuck.

>>4307305
mental abilities, yeah... sure...

>>4307305
lol ur silly femanon. guys are good for everything especially f*cking! lol. i cant wait to get married and be a mom!!! wheres blackman he's supposed to inseminate me

>>4307311
/sci/ - religion and philosophy

>>4307315
Your picture shows a typical mentally impaired man.

>>4307321
Sexual intercourse, i.e. the penetration of a woman, is an act of oppression of humiliation. Marriage is an archaic artefact of patriarchal traditions.

>>4307325
agree about religion, but philosophy is a good friend of science

>>4307275
Women invented flight, powered flight, anthropology, sociology, chemistry, radiology, engineering.
Men used their physical strength to steal away these findings from women they associated with.

>>4307338
1/10
not event rying

>>4307321
>>4307338
Trolls trolling trolls.
Inseminating blackman? Fucking an act of humiliation? Troll better.

>>4307305
Feel free to elaborate on this. With peer reviewed evidence.
Inb4 "BUT ALL THE JOURNALS ARE REVIEWED BY THE PATRIARCHY SO blah blah blah"

>>4307358
I don't require peer reviewed evidence to state the obvious. Have you never seen a woman?

>>4307343
Sorry? you're looking for your sanity? No I don't where it is.I think I saw it over there somewhere taking a shit...

Let me know if you manage to find it...

>>4307338
lol ur silly. u shud want to get married. never been f*cked be4? no1 has ever loved u? lol

>>4307380
Having sex with a man is an act of bestiality.

>>4307386
lol dunt knock it til u try it!

>>4307365
>HURR DURR I'm a massive cunt
>men are shit womyn are awesome
>womyn invented all intelligent thing
>I totally don't need evidence
>science is based on evidence, if womyn don't need evidence, then how did they come with any scientific theories

Sounds like a contradiction to me,. It also sounds like you're a 14 year old dumb, fugly bulldyke who's upset because no man would ever get with you.

Enjoy munching carpet and deluding yourself into thinking women have ever invented anything useful.

>>4307386
>>4307386
>>4307386
I'm glad you will be filtered out of the gene pool :)

>>4307391
You suggest me to give up my proudness of my gender? No, thanks.

>>4307407
lol ur a girl ur supposed to get f*cked by a guy.

>>4307405
Me too.

welp, i never got a response back. probably went to his spam box

oh well. i'm deleting this thread as it's gotten way out of hand.

>>4307405
Thanks to in vitro fertilization I won't.

>>4307402
You are projecting much. It is YOU, who is bitter and misogynist because he will never have a girlfriend.

>>4307408
No, it is not. This is what men want to make you believe.

>>4307365
How droll.

>>4307424

>>4307424
yah it is . why do u think u have a vajayjay and he has a dick.

>>4307433
We have to get rid of disadvantageous evolutionary artefacts.

Take this 1/10 trolling to /b/
Silly girl. Know your place

>>4307447
lol u wudnt say taht if u evah had a d*ck in u lol

>>4307450
I know my place. My place is supposed to be in a leading position above men.

>>4307254

female nazi

>password incorrect
stupid browser cache

Stop talking about feminism in my thread. Fuck off.

>>4307467
lol feminists r dum

>>4307459
Except this message board strips you of your only power over men. The power of tits. Feel free to show those and maybe people will come around to your way of thinking.

>>4307459
1. go to xhamster.com
2. search for "bbc wife breeding" and "creampie gangbang"
3. look at how a woman is supposed to be used, like the human toilet their holes are meant to be
4. ???
5. Profit, and your nasty skank hole full of babyjuice from niggers on crack.(no really, bbc gangbangbreeding has a vid of niggers smoking crack and going bareback in an overused cunt)

>>4307483
looks gud!! xD i wish blackman wud fu*ck me

>>4307466
No, I am not. I am just stating the truth. Deal with it.

>>4307478
This board strips men off their only organ of aggressive power: their penis.
Like this discussion apparently shows, these monkeys can't keep up a conversation with an intelligent female.

>>4307483
Your sexism is disgusting.

>>4307495
penis is gud!!!!

>>4307512
You are not a woman, you are a man. Stop this trolling garbage.

>>4307516
ima gurl xD u just dont liek taht i get more c*ck tahn u!!!

>>4307516

>>4300998
>>4300998
>>4300998

Confirmed as fake

> Font is smaller than rest of message header
> Font is different colour, and not perfectly aligned

Fail troll is fail.

Also, just because there is jpg artefacting doesn't mean that it is a screenshot :)

^__________________________^

>>4307407
Why should you be proud of your gender? It's not a personal accomplishment you've made, is it?

>>4307467
Post more funny Dawkins stuff or other science troll emails or whatever and we'll talk about that.

wat

>>4308474

>>4308474
I bet you could find funnier actual Dawkins quotes, especially if you take them out of context.

Both men and women have made great advances in the world. I know this because I had a good education, and wasn't spoiled to either side by biased-as-fuck retards like femanon.

In the field of computer science, Ada Lovelace is equally important as Alan Turing. The "patriarchy" didn't cover up Ada Lovelace's importance from me, and neither did my female professors downplay Alan Turing's role, just because he's a man (a gay man at that!).

Neither gender is inherently better than the other. Women have been oppressed in the past, and that should be rectified wherever it still happens, but that's no excuse for hate.

>>4310106
I agree with this, but I do think men have contributed more, and that this isn't just due to oppression, but also female culture favouring more mundane activities.

Nor do I think denying oppression of men is a good idea.

>>4310106
but if people don't hate something, then they're seen as easy victims who like to take it up the ass!