/sci/ - Science & Math

oh man 6 and 7
bye everyone I'm going to study somewhere else

>>4293502
don't come back! reported enjoy your ban

I'm not completely sure, I am guilty of 4, although it has been well over a year since I've had intercourse. I spend most of my time reading textbooks or perusing /sci/ for amusement and occasionally to correct what I perceive to be just stupid, and not trolling (I can usually tell). Perhaps there should be a maximum number of these criteria prior to ousting someone, or possibly a spectrum, like with autism.

only 6, but i'm fat so i think it offsets it.

>>4293539
reported
>>4293537
double reported.
enjoy the bans

>>4293539
Do you find it ironic that, merely because of the existence of a website (and, ultimately, of a ridiculous copypasta), you claim you are fat to offset the fact that you exercise instead of exercising to offset the fact that you are fat?

>Implying anyone actually thinks this thread is serious.
>Implying anyone here thinks OP isn't clearly trolling.

>Contributing nothin
Boy, would I say, captcha.

>>4293502
>7
>the cancer of /sci/
>sages thread

10/10: I'm fucking pissed; you're a gigantic faggot

>>4293550
i don't exercise to lose weight. i have shit metabolism and the only way i can lose weight is to decrease my food intake to about 1500 calories per day (i'm 6'3 and about 250lbs right now.)

i lift weights, and made peace with being fat, although i do drop to about 220/230lbs for summer.

>>4293555
>normalfag detected

reported

I'm guilty of:
2
3
4
5
6
7 (sci-fi)

>>4293564
reported 6x. enjoy your permaban

>>4293567
Awwww sheeeet niggra!

Seriously though, partying Thursday & Friday night, then spending Saturday day drinking.

4,5,6

Three strikes, goodbye /sci/ !!!!

wrf is with #7? that describes everyone on /sci/ ever. do you even frequent this board?

>>4293580
it only describes the cancer. you should only be here for hard science not popsci. enjoy your ban.

>>4293580
>describes everyone
>describes everyone who is ruining this board

sage because trolls have derailed this thread

(reported btw)

>>4293581
Every science student is a sci fi nerd, If you're not then wrf are you even doing putting your passion into science if not for a brighter future. You simply enjoy math you sick fuck?

>>4293585
>reported btw

enjoy your eternal virginity

(I also violate rule #4, you mad bitch?)

>>4293587
fuck off science fan
reported

I just come here for the space/sea threads.

And recent advancements in technology I haven't heard about that are posted every now and then.

>>4293585
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldIeSvvg5rk

>>4293594
ah shiiiit another report filed

enjoy you are ban

>>4293547
And this thread has nothing to do with math or science. Frankly, I'm tired of seeing this copypasta. Not every intelligent person who is interested in math and science is a fat, lazy, friendless virgin. Quite to the contrary, in my physics and mathematics courses, there are very few people who are not in decent shape and gregarious. I have a social life, attend parties, am not a virgin, and exercise, although I am not a woman, I don't currently have a girlfriend, I only like certain sci-fi shows and movies, but don't inherently like the sci-fi genre as a whole (same with anime, and I don't understand when people like an entire genre like that, it's as if they're trying to convince themselves they found the perfect artistic medium that makes everything good), moreover, I abhor pop-sci crap, and I attend a fairly decent university with a well-respected physics faculty of (mainly) astrophysicists (though since I'm into theoretical physics, this wasn't the best choice for me, admittedly, I basically took what I could get in this regard).

>>4293555
I realize, of course, that this is a troll thread, but I'm just fucking tired of seeing it.

Global
3. Do not post the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry"), grotesque ("guro"), or loli/shota pornography.

/sci/ - Science & Math

1. All science and math related topics welcome.
2. Homework threads will be deleted, and the poster banned.
3. No "religion vs. science" threads.

None of these are enforced, they are violated all the time, and it fucking ruins this board. Yes, I'm mad.

>>4293603
reported

>>4293612
reported for reporting

>>4293613
reported for reporting reporters reporting

>>4293615
METAREPORTINGCEPTION

Also >>4293581 this guy got owned.

>>4293620
sciencefan detected >>4293595


reported

the level of reporting ITT is directly proportional to the amount of virginity in OP's life.

>>4293624
>nonvirgin detected
reported

>>4293483
Those are not the real rules; some random person just made them up.
They do not apply here.

>biology

>>4293680
>wants to keep normalfagottry in /sci/
>doesn't want peaceful, harmonical and educated debates on science and math

>>4293703
Normal people can still have peaceful, harmonical and educated debates on science and math.
They do not have to be strange antisocial people like those rules suggest.

>>4293483

/sci/ isn't /a/ or /jp/. They're the ones with the silly fucking concept of giving up your entire life for the sake of 4chan.

You tried this shit on /mu/ and /co/. /a/ and /jp/ are the only boards in which that nonsense applies. Fuck off.

>>4293710
A scientific debate requires intelligence and education. The rules stated above list most cases that contradict intelligence and education.

Since you don't consider biology to be a science, I'm guilty of all but 8.

did a 13 year old write these rules? number 4 kind of gave it away.

but that list takes out atleast 70-80% of /sci/

>>4293782
>mfw I'm actually 23

Fuck

2,3,4,6,7

But I do science at univeristy D=

Wow. I come to this board for the first time and see this thread. I do exercise intensively, but only because I want to be a superhero. I'd hardly say that I'm normal.

Guilty of 2 through 6. You got me, buddy.

I lost my virginity.

I am a transhumanist and futurist and a sci fi fan.

I failed out of university due to my severe social anxiety and ADHD-PI which made me never attend classes and not do anything.

I changed my major from Philosophy, Engrish, Computer Science, and Psychology and then settled on English I think.

I don't spend that much time here though because this board has gotten even shittier than it was at its inception.

/lit/ is superior.

I also go to /tv/, /co/, and occasionally /g/, /mu/, and this shithole.

You are all pseudo-intellectuals and I feel better about my own intellect whenever I come here.

>>4293794
I did forget to mention that I am also a transhumanist, despite the fact that I exercise a lot, which most transhumanists seem too lazy to do.

Implying Biology=Soft Science

Go fuck yourself. Hard. You shallow brained twat piece of shit. Soft science my ass. You insert a fucking vector of DNA into a cell, clone, and culture, altering its genome you asinine fool. Computer science is a softer science than any biology, there is no method applied. Jesus christ I'm getting trolled hard, but fuck me, you've released every ounce of anger in me.

>>4293809
Yeah I agree. Also biology still has many mysteries to unravel, but computer science doesn't.

>>4293812
Yeah actually I'm doing research on epigenetic effects and neurological effects of environmental stressors. The collaboration of cognitive psychology and biology into neuroscience stands to elucidate the mechanisms of human consciousness in the coming future. Very exciting times indeed. Whereas, my roommate is a CS guy, and he codes apps. Discover mechanisms of consciousness = making an app? Doesn't really satisfy my curiosity.

>>4293818
I think coding has more to do with finding ways to solve problems rather than making actual important discoveries. In most areas of science, of course, we are eager to see advances in technology towards our goals, but when it comes to being a programmer, the last thing you want to deal with is learning a new coding language, even if it's way better than the one you're used to.

The fact that a new era of coding languages hasn't come around yet is evident of the stubbornness of coders. Instead of object-based languages, we should have languages with object eco-systems.

Im just a blogger who goes to /sci/ for scientific american/popular mechanics articles to post on my tumblr and get notes.

only 7, why cant i like sci-fi ;_;

>>4293837
if you think dr. who is good sci fi you probably don't belong here.

I think the sci fi OP means is the bad sci fi you see in cheesy shows and movies. Hard sci-fi liked asimov or classic like dune and stranger in a strange land are probably okay

/sci/ =//= /r9k/

So I suppose I belong here.

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>>4293863
reported enjoy your ban

>majoring in...biology

UGH

>Chem class of 100 or so
>Professor asks how many chem majors
>"1...2...3...4...5, only 5?"
>Asks how many biology majors
>rest of class raises hands
>"I'll convert you guys"

>biology
>non-science
>mfw