/sci/ - Science & Math

PhD in robotics and be hired by Japanese tech company

Wait till virtual reality advances further, you will never look back.

>>4242407
From what I've seen all the tech is already there. I wonder what's keeping it back.

An ordinary pillow + the magic of imagination

>>4242410
No.
I meant you connect your 'senses' into the digital world.
Pretty much like matrix.

So, why are robots attractive? I don't even get it.

>>4242428
No, we're talking about imaginary Japanese cartoon characters. Totally different and understandable.

>>4242428
Humans are just machines too, you know.

>>4242409

Lucid dreaming is amazing.

>>4242448
That's some deep shit right there.

start with a fleshlight, add stuff around it

i want to start with a AI. the body isn't really necessary.

>go to med school
>acquire currency
>get a real hot waifu

>>4242641
>real

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

>>4242620
better have an internal warmer and lubricant otherwise shit's gonna suck

>this entire fucking thread

don't need a wafiu. just need a fleshlight.

>>4243133
why the fuck do you keep posting that dying chimp?

You'll need.
-Servo motors
-Circuit boards
-rubber skin
-a metallic skeleton
-hydraulic tubes
-A good AI
-Other things

>>4243150
because you are killing him. /sci/ is killing him with shit like this.


really? blow-up dolls and fleshlight discussion general?

>>>/d/

>>4243159
how the fuck does that belong on /d/? ya fuckin idiot!??
do you even know what 'hentai' is??

>>4243165
this is a safe for work board. this isn't science. if it doesn't belong there, it belongs somewhere else. considering 'waifu' implies an anime character, i'd assume that would be its target location.

>>4243143
fleshlight + "Splice" genomics + cyborg tech = profit

>>4243176
>building
>robotics
>said robot happens to look like a waifu
Waifu-themed sci is still sci

I'm interested in the technologies that would be used, current or spectulative - particularly the power source.

On another board they were questioning whether sugar could be used to power artificial muscle, so you could feed your waifu cake all day.

>>4243232
go back to /g/.

this isn't robotics, if you've noticed the discussion clearly derailed into shit posting and the use of masturbation toys.

stop bumping this crap to the front page. real science belongs there.

By hiring a disney imageneer.

I'm not going to. It might creep out my other robots.

>>4243240
>real science belongs there
>on sci

this thread has more science in it than half the stuff on the front page.

>>4243291
i'm sure the mods won't think the same when they come on and delete this thread and the others

>>4243291
>EK defending waifuism

The body isn't the hard part. Creating an AI that would act like your waifu would be the challenge.

>>4243296

the only thing the mods come on is wadded up kleenex

>>4243298
That's not actually EK, you fucking retard.

Computer hardware and software simply isn't powerful enough to run an AI capable of using a body of human complexity. This is the only reason why our robots are still physically on the level of an insect.

As a perfect example, attempt to make a 'fly-by-wire' arm. With the right materials and equipment, you could make an arm that was indistinguishable from a real one.

I'm pretty sure you'll have to wait for advances in the aforementioned technologies, which I doubt will take longer then ten-twenty years. At that point, it'll be a simple matter of designing 'her' with a CAD program, probably using free templates, and then paying someone to put it all together. That last bit will probably be really expensive, unless there's a company or something that makes them like realdolls and takes highly custom orders.

>>4243298
>The body isn't the hard part
That's what sh-.. wait

How hard is it to synthesize our waifu's voices? Is it hard to make a text to speech program with her voice?

>>4243339
whos voice?

>>4243339
Not incredibly hard. Take a look at Vocaloid. That technology can be applied to different voices.

>>4243339

it would probably be far easier to shower more often and have conversations with actual girls

>>4243345
初音ミク

reinforcements has arrived, waifu experts are here.

You cannot recreate your waifu as a robot, a waifu is something ethereal, not something to be solid.
It is a way of life, it is a almost religious type of theory.

VR on the other hand might be good, but so far we only have AR available.

You could always work backwards.

>>4243371
Interesting.
But how would one recreate his loli waifu?

>>4242393
you'll need 2 things
1. artificial intelligence
2. working human-like body

you program the AI to have you waifu's personality
and mold the body to look like your waifu (note that molding 3D object to look like 2D object may have negative effects on your perception)

at the moment we're nowhere near of crating a true AI or building a human-like synthetic body

>>4243374
So time to wait for another 10-20 years then?

Well, as long as the world doesn't end this year I'm good.

>>4243356
Luka > *

>>4243374
Which is why we probably see VR available to the general public, much earlier than actual cyborg-robot things.

>>4243373
Not in NA or Europe.
I think a converted offshore oil-rig/small island in SE Asia would be best.
An illegal cloning factory where they take hair sample from celebrities living and dead and clone sex slaves form them.

>>4243373
>kidnap little girl
>brainwash in your basement
You know what you need now...
I suggest you start planning...

>>4243385
Someone post the "loli sex toy" creepypasta. I dont have it sadly.

>>4243385
>officialy you are onii-chan

easier than building one

>>4243296
Ohh look at the pseudo-moderator with a chip on his shoulder.

Just report it and move on.

>at the moment we're nowhere near of crating a true AI or building a human-like synthetic body

Well, she doesn't have to have an AI, she just needs to be moe.

And a human-like body is the last thing I want.

I recall seeing a rig consisting of a widescreen LCD TV, a fleshlight, some kind of motor, and a lot of PVC wrapped with some kind of cushioning.

It was assembled so that the TV made the "body" while the cushioned PVC was arranged to appear like limbs, while the fleshlight was attached at the approximate location for genitals. The motor made the whole contraption bounce back and forth as if it were having sex, and the TV displayed a looped image of an anime girl in orgasm.

All in all, it was very disturbing, the amount of work that went into it.

>>4242641

>IMPLYING YOUR FILTHY 3D WESTERN PIG CAN COMPARE TO MAH 2D WAIFU WHO IS SUPER KAWAAAAAAIIIIIII

Impending bans, I can smell them

>>4243503

we did it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T09iknuzDlw

>>4243503

I WORK NIGHT SHIFT
I NEED TO SLEEP RIGHT NOW
FUCK YOU
NO
REALLY
FUCK YOU

Oh, the things I'd have her do!

>>4243309
The processing power bit could be solved if the robot is connected through wifi and relies on a remote server to do its processing.
Still the waifu wouldn't have to be a genius or anything, just an expensive sex toy.

>>4243688
I like how the derpy netbook version is better than the full laptop model.

Would building a childlike AI be easier than something more adult?

Take a real girl, put her in a coma and burn her face off. Bring her to a cosmetic surgeon and provide a fake testimony in the form of diary or something saying she wishes she looked like mai waifu. Somehow, make her forget everything, somehow train her to act like mai waifu.

Stuff I think about all the time.

1. raise an AI
2. copy/move to a robotic/cybernetic body
3. ???
4. Love!!!

>>4244215
>2085
>Not recognizing the intelligence of cetaceans, apes, or cephalopods.

>>4244215
>mfw the AI was lying and kills everyone anyway, but humans are so fucking dumb that they just take the AI's word as truth

>>4243221
Oh, yes. I'll build all the supply depots you want, waifu.

>>4243157
This sounds rather late-20th century.