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I want to become an old wealthy bilderberger

Give me a life plan for the 21 century.

>> No.4213914

>phd in math
>code the new world order

>> No.4213922

something on /9fag/ would have president misspelled

>> No.4213942

derp

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>>4213893
Turn west africa into China 2.0 for exporting.
Then robots. Robots everywhere.

>> No.4213957

should have put all your savings in gold a few years ago

>> No.4213992

>>4213957


this.

>> No.4213998 [DELETED] 

>>4213957
It's never too late to invest in gold. Do it right now, faggot.

>> No.4214004

>>4213957
>>4213992

No, not that.

>> No.4214010

>>4213998

Buy low, sell high, dumbass.

>> No.4214016 [DELETED] 

>>4214010
Actually it's the other way round, dimwit.

>> No.4214025

>>4213893
>presidant

>> No.4214035

>>4214016
>the other way round
>buy high, sell low

wat

>> No.4214069

>noble prize winner

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>>4213893
>Presidant

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>presidant

>> No.4214123

>>4214069
oh wow i didn't even notice that

>> No.4214142

>>4214069
I try to get that prize, but it seems they always Argon.

>> No.4214164

>>4214142
What do you expect then? You never react!

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>>4214164
Brofist for cheesy internet science puns!

>> No.4214189

>>4213893
>>4214142

gb2 reddit

>> No.4215435

1.
a. Invent a coin-operated hamburger-patti baking/dispensing machine.
b. Invent a coin-operated hamburger-bun warming/dispensing machine.
c. Invent an automatic tomato and pickle slicer/dispenser. Something like the Ronco veg-o-matic.
d. Invent/Acquire large pump dispensers for toppings such as tomato-sauce,mustard,relish etc.

2. Now you're ready to open up your own "Build-A-Burger" fast-food joint. Items developed above will minimize labor costs. Also consider using Robotics. If this technology isn't available yet, try your local OWS camp.

3. Use the profits to open additional fast-food joints. Don't forget to copyright the "Build-A-Burger" name and logo (the picture of a fat cat might suffice for the logo). Patent the items you've invented.

4. Create an international franchise as the result of your existing operations.

5. Grow old and wealthy in the process.