/sci/ - Science & Math

>that feel when no gf

"Ke$ha is the next einstein"-reddit

a theory (a geuss)

Gauss's theory of guessin'.

i need help with homework plese guys????

2x=4

Neutrinos faster than light high fiving Tesla backwards in time while he makes theories (a geuss).

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You sound like a bunch of pussies and certainly not like a scientist.

It's a shame the deterministic behavior of these silly apes is so chaotic.

Allahu Akbar.

Mr. President, if you do not listen to me right NOW the WORLD WILL EXPLODE.
then... "Scienceys stuff"

I'm sorry, the department is under increasing pressure to deliver with the limited resources we have available, it gives me no pleasure to let you know the capital bids process has been frozen for this financial year.

The world doesn't need teachers/artists/poets/etc

"No physical theory of local hidden variables can reproduce all of the predictions of quantum mechanics."

>that feel when no gf

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E=mc^2
a^2+b^2=c^2
E=m(a^2+b^2)

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That sounds scientific but to a scientist it sounds unscientific. Paradox??

allah is god

Everything exists.

Equal volumes of gas will have equal moles of substance at STP.

I feel sorry for people who waste the time they could be using to do research to jump from 4.4 GPA to 4.5 GPA

furthermore, hence, therefore, nevertheless, consequently, to corroborate this assumption, efficacious, thoroughly, n=3, p=0.05

Probably magnets.

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How perspicacious of you, good sir.

Let me bring you up to speed on the Heat Death of the Universe. The Heat Death is one of many proposed ideas on a possible final fate of the universe based on the constant rate of expansion the universe is undergoing, Based on the principles of thermodynamics, specifically entropy which states that energy distributes itself equally across the universe, the universe will become so large that there won't be enough energy concentrated in one place for stars to form and matter will be reduced to free-floating subatomic particles that will rarely interact with one another. This heat death is predicted to occur a little over 100 trillion years from now.

>You have 10 seconds to sound as scientific as possible.
Please give a closed form of the scientificness function to be maximized as a function of the text and picture of the post so that I can start optimizing it.

I don't know therefore aliens.

if god doesn't exist, how could jesus walk on water?

The problem of modern philosophy is the lack of orientation - as was spirituality, religion and philosophy itself in the past. Hence man struggles with finding his meaning of life.

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Please do

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he was an alien

aliens can walk on water

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Tell me how I convert "result" to a number. Atm, it's just a vector of strings. Should I just read the hex of some representation of it? But a vector of strings doesn't have a fixed representation in most languages. I don't know about this shit-looking language in particular. Anyway, you've only split the post, I doubt this can evaluate scientificness. I think the problem of evaluating scientificness remains intact. Try better.