/sci/ - Science & Math

They just ask god.

Aliens.

Astral projection.

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6/10

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Take a sock, fold it inside out threefold into a pyramid, sow it onto your left butt cheek. Then fill it with gas, take a plug, wet it and stick it up the pooper, while you lit the sock pyramid. Do this all while you do a 720 degrees spin and scream "WALLAH WALLAH WALLAh" and a secret time-space portal appears.

This is where it gets complex. Take the cube, make it spin on top of your nose and moonwalk into the portal while headbanging. If you succeed, you will be taken to a secret transparent cube-shaped room on the border of our universe. However, if you do it incorrectly, you will swallow your own brain and digest it, while still being connected to it. You do NOT want this to happen.

To go back, fart, burp, hick and sneeze at the same time. This will teleport your location of birth. Beware that you may end up in space. Another method is running into a surface inside the cube at a speed of 30 MPH or higher and pass out, you will take the blow but wake up in the room the portal to the cube was in.

Treat this information with utter care, my friend.

same way the can claim they know how the solar system looks like from the outside?

>>4097485
What the actual fuck?

They don't. But they know it's a spiral galaxy and they know what a spiral galaxy generally looks like.

>>4097494
hahaha!
i tl;dr'd it until i read your post, and then went for it
...it was worth it!

>>4097485
My fucking insides hahaha

I was seeing it happen as I read it

>>4097485
>inb4 someone points out why this is impossible

>>4097517
>Do this all while you do a 720 degrees spin and scream "WALLAH WALLAH WALLAh" and a secret time-space portal appears.

>>4097485
I just did this all, but instead of a portal appearing, some grey came to my house and called me an inbred earthling faggot. Then he stole my microwave and flew off.

>>4097485
I feel strangely aroused.

>>4097485
POSTAY

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fucking 10/10 post my good sir

>>4097485
Meanwhile I'll teleport by summoning Messeth, faggot.

>>4097567
>-from the personality construct that believes in curses

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>-from the personality construct that believes in curses

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Stop notripping EK.

>>4097590
>2011
>telling other parts of your brain what they should do
ISHYGDDT.

>thread still not actually derailed

Holy shit /sci/, don't know if I should call you autistic faggots or not

>>4097485
Use rod of teleportation.

>>4097485
I'm a 48 year old scientist with physicals major and what is this

FOOAARR SCIIIIIIIIEEEEENNNCEE!!!

>>4097596
Messeth is not a part of my brain you homofag.

This thread has considerably broadened my horizons.

>>4097615
Life quality improving material, I must agree!

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WANT
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>>4097618
oh my god that's genuis

>>4097625
It's genius, asshat.

>>4097628
that's what I said, genuis it is

10/10 best new thread.