/sci/ - Science & Math

jesus will kick u in the nuts

it correlates with insanity, i guess.

Get some jelly-filled silicone titties.

just like eating any other raw meat, you can get sick from the bacteria

>Eating human flesh
Depends on the condition and/or type of the flesh doesn't it?

>a corpse from a mortuary
...would be in bad condition...jus saying.

>>4096910
prion brain diseases

>>4096910
It's considered a crime against nature. You'll lose karma every time you do it.

>>4096928
only if you eat the brain/spine

>an ethical way
>like stealing a corpse from a mortuary.

the soul of a woman lives in the breassts. You will steal the life essence and make it yours

>>4096915
Why would he do that?

You'll get their mana.

>>4096936
Would you rather I murder someone?

>>4096961
It wouldn't have to be between those two options. You could always just eat your own flesh.

>>4096968
unfortunatly i don't have breasts.

Well, humans are at the top of the food chain, meaning that you ingest all the mercury in the foods you eat. Ergo, eating a human is like taking in a huge cache of mercury into your system, meaning you'd be incredibly prone to mercury poisoning. On the other note, humans are filled with so much dangerous bacteria that if someone were to ingest this, chances are that their body couldn't acclimate to such a wave of pathogens at once.
>the more you know

>>4096976
Hormone treatment.

If I may, I think the most ethical (albeit more expensive) approach here would be to grow your own food source.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tissue_engineering

fill pudding into a pink balloon, draw a nipple on it, slice it up and eat it. Problem solved.

>>4096977

Humans discovered a solution to that a long time ago. It's called cooking you retard.

>>4096977
Bio-accumulation doesn't apply to all humans.

>>4096931
>only if you eat the brain/spine

NOPE!
When people were infected through eating infected cows, were they eating the brains or spinal columns of the cows? Nope. They were eating the muscle tissue. While prion diseases AFFECT brain and spinal tissue, if prions are present in ingested tissue, it is going to be transmitted.
>Prions cannot be transmitted through the air or through touching or most other forms of casual contact. However, they may be transmitted through contact with infected tissue, body fluids, or contaminated medical instruments. Normal sterilization procedures such as boiling or irradiating materials fail to render prions non-infective.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transmissible_spongiform_encephalopathy

Get an adult-themed cake or something, bro

>>4096981
>>4096982
These are unpractical.

>>4096986
Cooking won't get rid of the accumulated heavy metals, such as mercury. And cooking definitely wont get rid of the prions.
>Prions are generally quite resistant to proteases, heat, radiation, and formalin treatments,[56] although their infectivity can be reduced by such treatments. Effective prion decontamination relies upon protein hydrolysis or reduction or destruction of protein tertiary structure. Examples include bleach, caustic soda, and strongly acidic detergents such as LpH.[57] 134°C (274°F) for 18 minutes in a pressurized steam autoclave may not be enough to deactivate the agent of disease.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prion#Sterilization

>>4096998

>>4096999
>impractical
>in contrast to sneaking into a morgue, chopping off some partially-decayed breasts, cooking them in some fashion, and eating them

Dude, you need some serious help from a mental heath practitioner.

>>4097007
Are you EK by any chance?

>>4097017
yes, Zoologist is the current dominant personality

>>4097017
>Thinks there is only one zoologist in the entire world.

Are you serious?

By the way, I got some meat for you to nibble on, if you catch my drift.

Don't let my thread become an EK thread.

>>4097035

What say you to these:
>>4096990
>>4097002

>>4097035

It's inevitable.

>>4097042
What can these prions do to me? Will i become mentally ill if i ingest contaminated flesh? Also, does'nt it depend on the amount flesh ingested?

>>4097035
hmm?

>>4097064

Please stop using those images, I've grown to hate that face now.

oh fuck, i just read the OP of the thread i just posted in
>If i do end up satisfying myself it will be in an ethical way like stealing a corpse from a mortuary.
>'ethical way'
>stealing a corpse from a mortuary.
>(to eat its breasts)
..oh god no

>>4097067
awww, why?
its such a pretty face

What would be truly ethical, would be to murder EK, and eat her breasts.

>>4097064
>>4097067
>>4097068
>>4097073

I told you it was inevitable. I told you right here:
>>4097054

>>4097068
To be honest i don't care if its immoral. Human life is cheap.

Consent is essential.

>>4097056
You will become DEAD.

>Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease or CJD (pronounced /ˈkrɔɪtsfɛlt ˈjɑːkoʊb/,[1] "KROITS-felt YA-kob") is a degenerative neurological disorder (brain disease) that is incurable and invariably fatal.[2] CJD is at times called a human form of mad cow disease, given that bovine spongiform encephalopathy is believed to be the cause of variant Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease in humans.[3] CJD is the most common among the types of transmissible spongiform encephalopathy found in humans.[4] In CJD, the brain tissue develops holes and takes on a sponge-like texture. This is due to a type of infectious protein called a prion. Prions are misfolded proteins which replicate by converting their properly folded counterparts.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creutzfeldt%E2%80%93Jakob_disease

>>4097064
>>4097068
>>4097073
Take your pills.

>>4097097

I agree.

>>4097082
then so is yours

>>4097097
already have

>>4097103

Take more.

>>4097104
erm, no.
i have a specific dosage that's been worked out, and im not stupid enough to overdose.

>>4097109

Are you drunk?

>>4097128
no.
why?

>>4097056
Chances of picking somebody who had mad cow disease or something is incredibly unlikely, the government puts a lock-down on any areas/farms infected.

>>4096910
I've often thought about why cannibalism is considered immoral in most human societies. There must be an evolutionary reason for it.

The best idea I could come up with, is that social bonds could break down if we all saw each others as potential prey. Primitive man wouldn't just be killing and eating enemies, but potential mates and trading partners. So, by evolving this -distaste- for cannibalism, we avoid problems that arise from preying on members of our own social group. Theoretically, the issue remains taboo for the same reason.

In a very practical sense, eating another human isn't much different than eating any other animal. The reason it's considered "wrong" is the fact that we are part of a society, and that we probably evolved to avoid it at all costs. I still wouldn't recommend stealing and/or eating a dead body. though. Find some other analogue to fulfill your fantasies if you absolutely have to, but do yourself a favor and don't eat other people.

>>4097137

You're crazy

>>4097161
no im not, im almost normal, im just a little strange, and that's fine.

>>4097167

Keep telling yourself that.

>>4097154

Also, we're pretty nasty food.

>>4097168
i dont need to tell myself anything, some people are far stranger than i am, i consider myself lucky, come to think of it.

>>4097180

Doesn't make you less crazy.

>>4097186
im not crazy, i just have a few small minor emotional issues, and apart from that i'm totally normal, and i hang out, and i do normal things, and i'm sporty, and i study, and i'm just a normal person.
k?

>>4096931
the eyes too

>>4097189

You're sporty, and you have emotional issues. So you're not a scientist, and therefor you don't belong here.

I'm glad we settled this, goodbye forever.

>>4097189
Shut up insane cunt
No one like mentally retarded people.
Get out.

I thought EK was a scottish guy?

>>4097197
i'm still a scientist, i study zoology, and i'm interested in all fields of science; not just zoology.
when im doing science i calm down and i focus
so its not 'goodbye forever'

>>4097210
nah, that's just a myth that blackman started

>>4097214

You can study zoology and not be a scientist.

Being a scientist is a mindset, not a job.

>>4097154
And also prions, or other intraspecies diseases. A human is much more likely to be infected by a disease carried by another human than a disease carried by a sheep or a deer, for example. If you eat a person who has died from a disease, you're going to contract it if you don't cook the meat.
As for the occurrence of prion diseases being present in any given human being rare, it only takes one piece of bad luck. And hoping that the other person wasn't from Papua New Guinea, or a cannibal, or someone who ingested tissue from a prion-carrying animal 30-50 years ago. The incubation time can be substantially long.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creutzfeldt%E2%80%93Jakob_disease#New_concerns

>>4097210
I hate scotich people they have stupid accents and look ugly.
Seriously when i was a child before i found out about Scotland it thought people who spoke in that accent were mentally challenged and felt bad for them.

I mean why would a country would purposely talk like retards?

>>4097214
When did you started studying zoology?

>>4097223

That wasn't my point, but, uh... Sure.

>>4097214

Could you tell me why everyone gets mad over you, then? I don't follow these threads

>>4097226
2 years ago, i'm in my 3rd year now, just started 2 months ago.

>>4097229
well i post a lot, and usually im pretty pissed off with people, especially if they are being stupid or lazy, so i just slag them off, right here and then, and of course, seeing as i post with a tripcode, im recognisable, and people dont like being informed that they are fucking retards, so they tend to dislike me for it.

i mean im a bit more diplomatic after ive taken my medication, but a lot of people still tend to get mad over me anyway,
so yeah.

>>4097229
Because EK is a sporty cool female.
And everyone in /sci/ is a male basement dweller.

Do you have the SLIGHTEST idea on how angry all these people are to ALL EK's they met in life.
EK represents all the females /sci/tormented loved and dreamed of.

Its the revenge, the revenge of 20 years of neglect.
Thats why everyone hates EK.

Why EK still hangs around here?
Because she's a female, and females get wet for attention of any kind and since EK has
become a household name she'll never leave.

Therefore its useless to 'fight' against it, and ALWAYS and EVERYTHING will be derailed with EK no matter how much you sage.
You just have to live one post at a time and hope the universe doesnt fall on your shoulders.
Goodnight sweet princes.

>>4096910
make sure you cook it before eating it.

I mean cook thoroughly. cutting to pieces and deep fried.

at the end of the day it's just meat. I would suggest going to a shrink instead.

What's your favorite anime, EK?

>>4097250
actually im far from the only female here.
my housemate (also female) posts here occasionally, and theres quite a few female anons, and a few tripfags as well (jennie, for one), so im not that much or a rarity. loads of girls like science.

lol, you think haters pass of all there anger for females that rejected them onto me?
pretty unlikely, im not even that girly; im a bit of a tomboy.

>>4097266
>asks question
>sages
wat?
...and, i'm not really that into anime.

>>4097264
As a neuroscientist i have to tell you that most of the things you quoted from the fellow anon is true.

Its irrelevant if there's other females, you're the one with the major tripcode obsession and image posting.

And guys love, confident, cool females, but also hate em cause they can't get em.
Also, fuck you.

>>4097278
>asks question
>actually doesn't care, was making a point that this question and answer session with EK is exactly what an attention whore tripfag wants.
>that guy wasn't me, saging too

>>4096986
Oh, fucking excuse me for assuming it would be raw from
pictures zombies eating corses, cunt.

>>4097282
true, im the one with the image posting, but theres still a few other well known females with tripcodes,
jennie, harriet, etc.
sorry? guys cant get cool confident females? really?
ha, these 'cool confident females' arnt celebate; they ARE getting laid, ergo, SOME GUYS are clearly getting them.
if the guys here arnt, they probably just arnt outgoing enough.

>>4097306

you dissapoint. And because I have respect for this board and am positive EK threads are not related, bumping would be encouraging it, whereas I am still interested in asking a question, I'll do so with a "polite sage", I suppose you're not familiar with /jp/.

Interest lost, stop gathering attention and keep giving insightful information, you can be a nice addition here- sometimes. Now, you're an eyesore.

>>4097306
Ofcourse i meant the guys here.
Your common sense isn't that good.

Also when did you came to /sci/?

>>4097306
Would you ever stop posting with a tripcode or anything that gives you away?
I doubt you can ever post as a pure anonymous cause you're an attention seeking whore.

>>4097313
nah, i dont post on /jp/
oh...an eyesore?
erm, sorry?

>>4097316
dunno, 2 years ago-ish, i think.