/sci/ - Science & Math

>>4092612
>Will they [...] pass judgment on us?

I shall tell you a great secret, my friend. Do not wait for the Last Judgment. It takes place every day.

I don't believe the world will end but I've been saving for 2012 since 2008. I'll be travelling, sir, travelling like there's no tommorrow

What if they come back to pick us up... for a breeding program?

girl : Am I pretty?
Boy : NO.
Girl : Do you want to be with me forever?
Boy : NO.
Girl : Would you cry if I walked away?
Boy : NO.
She heard enough, and was hurt. She walked away,
tears ran down her face. The boy grabbed her arm.
Boy : Your not pretty, your beautiful. I don't want to
be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever.
And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would DIE.
(Boy whispers) : Please? Stay with me.
(Girl whispers) : I will.
Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they
love you. Something good will happen to you
between 1-4 pm. Tomorrow it could be anywhere.
Get ready for the biggest shock of your life! If you don't post this to 5 other pages. You will have relationship problems for the next 10 years

girl : Am I pretty?
Boy : NO.
Girl : Do you want to be with me forever?
Boy : NO.
Girl : Would you cry if I walked away?
Boy : NO.
She heard enough, and was hurt. She walked away,
tears ran down her face. The boy grabbed her arm.
Boy : Your not pretty, your beautiful. I don't want to
be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever.
And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would DIE.
(Boy whispers) : Please? Stay with me.
(Girl whispers) : I will.
Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they
love you. Something good will happen to you
between 1-4 pm. Tomorrow it could be anywhere.
Get ready for the biggest shock of your life! If you don't post this to 5 other pages. You will have relationship problems for the next 10 years

girl : Am I pretty?
Boy : NO.
Girl : Do you want to be with me forever?
Boy : NO.
Girl : Would you cry if I walked away?
Boy : NO.
She heard enough, and was hurt. She walked away,
tears ran down her face. The boy grabbed her arm.
Boy : You're not pretty, you're cute. I don't want to
be with you forever, I want to be with you tonight.
And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would burst into treats.
(Boy whispers) : Please, stay with me.
(Girl whispers) : I will.
Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they
want in your pants. Something good will happen to you
between 1-4 pm, unless you're a pessimist and refuse to see the good in the world. No fuck something good will happen. Good things are always happening. Shut the hell up and enjoy your astrologically predicted fuck.

EK: Am I pretty?
/sci/: NO.
EK: Do you want me to be here forever?
/sci/: NO.
EK: Would you cry if I left you?
/sci/: NO.
She heard enough, and was hurt. She walked away,
treats ran down her face. /sci/ grabbed her arm.
/sci/: Your not pretty, your beautiful. I don't want to
be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever.
And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would whither and DIE because I am not /sci/ without you.
(/sci/ whispers) : Please? Post on me.
(EK whispers) : I will.
Tonight at midnight the board you most love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you between 1-4 pm. Tomorrow it could be anywhere.
Get ready for the biggest shock of your life! If you don't post this to 5 other threads. You will have relationship problems with your board for the next 10 years

>>4092706
more like:
EK: HEY GUYS LOOK AT ME
/sci/: ?
EK; GUYS GUYS LOOK
EK; HEY GUYS
EK; HEY GUYS LOOK AT ME
EK; HEY GUYS LOOK XDDDDDDDD
/sci/: go away you autismal cunt
(EK: oh wow they must hate be, better samefag to improve the situation)
Teacup: WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE??
Harriet: WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE??
Zoologist: WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE??
AL: WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE??
GL: WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE??
....etc

>>4092706
>your
>treats
wtf, dude?

>>4092662
>>4092666
>>4092706

>>4092713
AL and GL aren't EK, AL is a faggot, GL is Blackman's lustful lover.

>>4092714
P-P-PLEASE DON'T BE MAD AT ME PLEASEEEEEE
/bursts into treats, spaghetti comes out of his teacup

>>4092713
>implying i have enough time and patience to samefag 6 different trips

>>4092720
>implying you and harriet are still me

>>4092722
I go make picture of substract of brain,
EK will be OK

>>4092714

>>4092727
you screencapped that?
i dont seee why, i AM correct, using o's instead of 0's in numbers is fucking stupid.

>>4092713
im in the same personality cluster as Teacup? happy day! that's even better than being best friends like now!

>>4092713
pretty much this

>>4092730
You don't even see your error there? Man, you're dumber than expected.

>>4092736
i wrote 2o11 on purpose to make the point.

>>4092739

EK post pics.

>>4092731
FAGGOT

This is approved chart of EK do not steal

PrettyGurlXD : am i pretty? :D
XXX_badBoy69_XXX : NO
PrettyGurlXD : D: do u want 2b with me 4ever? :/
XXX_badBoy69_XXX : NO
PrettyGurlXD : will u cry if i walk away? *sniffle* :(
XXX_badBoy69_XXX : NO
PrettyGurlXD: *walks away in tears* :'(((((((
XXX_badBoy69_XXX: *grabs her arm*
XXX_badBoy69_XXX : ur not pretty, ur HOT. i dont want 2b with u 4ever, i NEED 2b with u 5ever. i wont cry if u walk away, imma DIE
XXX_badBoy69_XXX (whispers): stay with me, babe *flexes muscles*
PrettyGurlXD (whispers) : KK~ :D XD XOXO <333333333

2nite @ midnite ur true <3 will realize they <3 u. something gud will happen 2 u between 1-4 pm. 2marrow it could be anywhere. get ready 4 da biggest shock of ur life! if u dont post dis to 5 other pages, u will hav relationship problems 4 da next 1o years!!! :O

>>4092739
Look harder, you dumb cunt.

>>4092745
why is harriet on there twice?

>>4092751
*its
*write
but i think i made those corrections at the time, and i still dont see what you're getting at.

>>4092761
Post pics.

>>4092761
Because Harriet split into bane for a while, but then she absorved his essence again and became just Harriet.

>>4092769
come to think of it, i havent seen bane in ages...

>>4092775
Harriet eated bane's essence
bane is Harriet now, she growed dick now

>>4092745
I cant believe you made that! you followed my suggestion!

>>4092761
You have no right to correct the spelling or grammar of another when your own is so atrocious itself.

>>4092789
Gay fuck faggot fuck AL fucking faggot hate
EK send him away

>>4092745
>do not steal

claimed in the name of my queen!

>>4092791
i WAS correcting myself you fucking tard.
pay attention!

>>4092795
RIP Queen Aeris I, long live Queen EK I

>>4092791
In that post, EK was correcting its own atrocious spelling.

>>4092797
>be namefag
>call another retard
IDTST

>>4092769
I never know when you're kidding.

>>4092797
Rose is it med time already?

>>4092797

EK, is actually a dude.

Themoreyouknow.jpeg

>>4092811
EK tried to grow another personality in her brain, but Harriet was jealous because EK was taking away part of her region of the brain, so she eated bane and became the bane, she became the dick

>>4092745
>on 4chan
>using 'gay' as an insult
>2011

>>4092810
oh, are we abreviating that now?
ISHYGDDT

>>4092822
I still don't know if you're being genuine

>>4092838
of course he isnt you fucking moron.

>>4092810
> IDTST
what is this?

>>4092841
'I dont think so tim'

>>4092838
NOW WITH TWENTY PERCENT MORE RAKES!
THAT'S MUCH LESS FEW

>>4092840
Why do you hate me mother?

>>4092844
Hey, you know what would be sweet? If you took your pills.

>>4092840
He believes in curses

>>4092846
maybe so, but he still actually knows he isnt actually me or harriet, so he KNOWS he's lying/joking

>>4092844
Did someone say It's time for medication?!!?

>>4092856
I am not you. I am just a creation of yours. Since you didn't create yourself, I am not you.

>>4092848
wait, does this mean EK is my grandmother?

>>4092856
I meant the bane harriet essence thing

>>4092848
THAT'S PERHAPS 16% LESS FEW.

>>4092857
>rose isnt me
>wrong harriet
>you arnt trolling me, i just dont care
>i already took my medication, and harriet is lurking at the moment and is probably reporting your posts as spam

>>4092869
why lie?
Get over it rose no one cares about your fat ugly disgusting cunt of a face.

>>4092863
Yes son, she birthed your father asexually, as well as his brothers (except Blackman, Blackman came from the sperm that a lover of your Grandmother lodged in her frontal lobe).

>>4092865
No there was 0% rake and 20% rake is more rake, not less

>>4092865
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esAJuVTuuF8
WUNDERHARKE 5000

>>4092871
>fat ugly disgusting cunt of a face.
IDTST

(she isnt me, but i dont think shes ugly)

>>4092865
200 BLEISTIFTE
LUFT

>>4092879
ROFL,
>"Isn't me!"
>"But shes pretty yeah dont make fun of her!"

>>4092869
Harriet is bane, bane is lurking, hello bane!

>>4092873
But how much less few is it?

What if we screwed up the calender and they come back in 10 days? Fucking Gregory..

>>4092882
she honestly isnt me. i just dont really want her confused as being me because 7/7/11-fags probably spam her and piss her off, and shes just some innocent girl with nothing to do with me, or /sci/.
why not go back to just thinking im a fat male scottish neckbeard? at least he's completely fictional whereas rose is actually a real person, somewhere.

AMBOSSE

>>4092886
20

>>4092889
Why not take your pills?

>>4092889
Why not just admit your Rose, you're that ugly cunt just admit it. Why do you always get so upset?

>>4092893
Take your pills.

>>4092899
GL, if EK take pills, then everyone gradually gets weaker, you are weakest, you and Pifag die if EK take pills.

>>4092899
no, were playing highlander, last sane person gets control of the body.

>>4092901
I are not weakest, faggot.
I'm alpha as fuck.

Check this out:
http://archive.installgentoo.net/sci/reports/availability

>>4092899
Do not participate in the spamming.
It is not funny.

>>4092905
GO FAG YOURSELF HOMOFAG

>>4092906
You are the weakest personality, beep beep, along with Pifag, 4th order personalities, I am 3rd. You die first because EK cannot support Blackman supporting you.

>>4092909
Take EK's pills.

>>4092909
Why make a problem for your friend and talk shit about her behind her back and then pretend you didn't?

>>4092896
erm, if i was her then i probably would admit it, but seeing as im not, then i aught to mention it every time you guys spout your bullshit and pretend i am her.

>>4092906
90% of your posts are troll or necro-bump ones.

>>4092612

You clearly are her the evidence adds up get over it.

>>4092909
GIVE ME BANE BACK

>>4092914
Take your pills.

>>4092917
That's because 90% of /sci/ is troll threads.
I'll take whatever is there.

>>4092909
I was addressing Teapot, not EK.

>>4092911
>implying I'm not far superior to you
>implying I'm not at least 2nd order personality

>>4092911
calm down, how about if i marry pifag, then ll be your son in law. that will wrk right?

you reported GL??
he didnt even reply to me, you big meanie

Someone needs to get me some pills, pronto.

>>4092928
this is my first marriage proposal, i dont know what to say.

>>4092931
I hope you get reported and fuck off forever that would be the best day in /sci/ history rose.

>>4092939

Seconded.

>>4092924
You are not the spawn of Aeris, you are not 2nd order.

>>4092928
>Marry my son
>You
Oh no she didn't! Gurrls, did dis skank just ask to take my poor son? U listen to me u homofag, my son is very busy making internet friends and watching "ponees", so he don' need no white skank to be marryin' him
Bitch

>>4092939
did you miss the part about rose not being me, you deluded shit-for-brains tosser?

>>4092936
>implying you aren't already married to MLP - FIM

>>4092931
Who reported me?

>>4092948
Harriet

She ate bane (weakest at the time), so now she's going for you.

>>4092948
must of been haz, i clicked the report button just to bring up the screen to see if it was available.
>"You have already reported this post, or someone with your IP has already reported it."
i wasnt going to report you, obviously.

>>4092945
>implying aether wasn't a better troll than Aeris

>>4092950
Pifag is bane, you homofag.

>>4092954
Go on, add some fuel to the fire.
multiple personalities ...

>>4092955
Eris, Aeris, Aether, different trips, same person. Gave birth to the original trips by being crazy.

>>4092948
but MLP didn't propose to me, i was the one who approached, drugged and bound MLP.

>>4092945
I appreciate you looking out for me, but i can make my own choices, its my life! and i want to learn more about AL.

>>4092928
So, AL. how do you feel about twilight? pic related.

>>4092954
What meds do you take just curious.

>>4092958
No, Pifag I created from my sperm, bane is what Harriet eated.

>>4092960
Don' cum runnin' back to momma when dat skank dumps u

>>4092960
She is OK, rarity is my favorite so when twilight had rarity hair she moved up to 3rd best pony.

>>4092961
i'm not gonna tell hun

>>4092967
>rarity
>favorite

>implying rarity isn't the most dull and insignificant of the ponies

>>4092969
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chlordiazepoxide

Am I getting close?

>>4092973
I only seen the first couple episodes but I think i like the flying one best.

>>4092954

>must of been

fuck off and die.

>>4092976
>benzodiazepines
>more than a placebo

laughingcostanza.jpg

>>4092967
Rarity? Im afraid this relationship isnt going to work out. in order to be with me you must have twilight as your number one pony.

>>4092962
i shouldn't have given AL a chance, you were right about him.

>>4092978
>the flying one

You mean pic related?

>>4092990
>twilight
>not aspie as fuck

>>4092978
the blue one? thats dash. she is great. but no one likes her after the last 2 episodes because she was a little egocentric. but she learns at the end not to be. or do you mean the yelo one?

>>4092990
Dere dere u didn't know, ur momma still luvs u
give momma a hug
/hugs
/gropes
das a fine booty u got dere son

>>4092986
Impling EK doesn't use placebos cause her psychological frailty is of her own manifestation.

She's just a headcase with no real problems cry baby bitch.

>>4093001

>>4092997
>calling most powerful being in equestria an aspie
you should be more careful

>>4093008
Momma just got sex crazy is all

>>4093010
>most powerful being

IDTST

>>4093012
im always here for when that happens, dont worry!

>>4093010
Pinkie pie is better than you

>>4093016
>>4093016
anything pinky can do twilight can do better. (look at the neat stitching on this, did pinky have such a lovely trophy pelt, i dont think so)

>>4093022
What the fuck happened in this pic?
Has twilight killed the other ponies and is wearing their skins?

>>4093027
yes, yes she is. its very loosely related to a reference in the fanfic "Cupcakes". you should read it, its not long and its worth it for the WTF factor. I was laughing the whole time. someone read it on youtube too, that was funny!

>>4093034
youtube link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnaRvqqWVjA

Story:
in description of video.

>>4093002
They are not placebos.
The change in her mood is rather obvious after she has taken them.
The effect would not be so clear if it was just a placebo.

>>4093054
You do realize that a lot of anons screencapped your post as proof that you confirmed her taking benzos, don't you?

>>4093034
>its not long

>mfw 6 pages

>>4093068
common, it contains such memorable quotes like:
>Without any flair, Pinkie placed the blade an inch above Dash’s cutie mark and began a circular cut around it. Dash shouted in pain and tried desperately to pull away, but the braces held her still.
and
>Pinkie giggled and danced in place, then reached down and turned up the juice. Dash convulsed uncontrollably, and her bladder emptied once more.

>>4093059
I do not know what it is, it may not be benzos.

>>4093054
I guess you don't know how placebos work.

>ANCIENTS ALIENS
The only ancient aliens were the pilgrims. Modern aliens are Mexicans, or sand niggers if you live in Europe.

>Will they enslave us or pass judgment on us?
Doubtful, we have most of the economic and political power

>Will they exterminate failures like me?
we can only hope

>Will we be able to fight them?
Well we are already constantly sending them back to their home country.

>If you had less than a year to live, what would you do?
Probably the same things I've been doing.

>What are your regrets?
That I never punched a couple of people that really deserved it.

There are billions of planets in the universe. The only reason aliens would have to come to this shit hole is resources. I'm sure they could find many other planets with far greater amounts of natural resources than earth has to offer. You shouldn't be worrying about aliens, what should concern you is the world's gradually increasing resistance to antibiotics and the development of super diseases in hospitals. You should also probably worry about living long enough to benefit from age lengthening treatments such that each treatment will allow you to live until the next treatment is available.

>>4093054
>mfw another stoner has psychological problems

>>4093106
Are you suggesting that it is caused by the weed?

>>4093137
I'm not suggesting anything. Just noting the pattern

>>4093137
Why do your posts always raise serous doubt about you studying psychology?

>>4093144
I too have noticed this

>>4093137
THEY'RE ONTO ME
SHAPESHIFTING TIME, FORM OF TEACUP

>>4093144
Long term effects of marijuana were not covered in our course.

>>4093215
Common sense is obviously also not covered in your course.

>>4093225
I think she was like that before she started smoking weed.
Presuming that marijuana causes that is not common sense.