/sci/ - Science & Math

>>>/r9k/
oh she was bi-fag?
intredasting
still sage

Lol you're a fucking moron

Don't know how to brain?

man you suck, even if someone managed to stay there after the friendzone, listening to her bitching about her bf? any normal non-pussy would have told her to shut up and leave if she didnt.

>>4086179
Bump! I want to talk about how to get girls. specifically where to meet EK type girls. Ek spends most of her time on the internet, so its gonna be difficult to meet girls like that

>>4086181
what do you mean by 'EK type girls'?
and i dont spend most of my time on the internet.

>>4086181
break into random peoples houses, check their internet history. if she went on places like sci, fuck her. if she didnt, she is smart enough to erase her history, fuck her.

>>4086184
>i dont spend most of my time on the internet.

>>4086184
I mean kinda tomboyish science-y smart girls who nevertheless look good in a backless dress.

>>4086198
would if i could, too fucking busy these days.
a couple of hours a day at most is all i can manage now.

>>4086181
Brothels, psychiatric hospitals, gay bars, etc.

>>4086205
>kinda tomboyish
thats because she is a guy

>smart girls
lol, is that sarcasm?

>look good in a backless dress.
you have weird taste

>>4086205
you think im smart? ooh thanks! :D
i dont wear dresses though, cant stand em.

>>4086239
Take your pills.

>>4086216
im not a guy.
being a bit tomboyish doesnt make me ACTUALLY a guy, dumass.

>>4086243
fuck off, spamfag

>>4086248

>>4086246
hay, i like tomboys, if i had a girlfriend she would be a tomboy. dont go insulting them you ashole.

>>4086268
i wasnt insulting them, why would i? i'd be insulting myself.
wait, you'd specifically prefer a tomboy as a gf? you sure you aint gay?

somebody should hire a prostitute for EK

>>4086278
no, i like girls, just not very feminine girls. im not killing a spider for her, and she should be able to work on a farm and not complain about getting her hands dirty. if that makes me gay (which it doesn't) then im gay. (im not (i like vaginas))

Can I hire EK as a prostitute?

>>4086287
>he likes vaginas

You disgusting faggot.

>>4086239
I- I used to say you were smart too. So now you're betraying my personality with some other new personality? I'm going to tell Harriet, she'll be so mad.

hun hun hun hun hun hun

>>4086287
i like spiders, flys piss me off, and the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
also spiders are just generally fucking cool.
and yeh, thats cool, you like a girl with independence who can do shit for herself and doesnt pester you with irritating pointless shit.

>don't go on date with girls, even if they live right next to you
>spend time fapping instead

Looks like I come out on top, OP.

>>4086298
wat?
knock the mpd shit off, its old and wasnt ever funny anyway.

>>4086310
jesus just shut up and go away

>>4086317
except it's true you stupid cunt

>>4086328

??

>>4086317
Well, now that I think about it, we played virtual chess against each other through the Internet, so we're either two different people or a neckbear with two laptops to play chess against himself.

On that note, I'm still mad that you edited the image so it seemed like you had won. Cheater.

EK is a man

anyone can pretend to be a women on the internet.


i'm a women, too.

>>4086328
she was talking to me, fuck of.

>>4086338
except you just opened up another browser and played with yourself

>>4086340
You don't tell Anonymous to fuck off, show some respect.

>>4086340
fuck off tripfag go tripwhore somewhere else

>>4086331
if you actually believe that, you are fucking retarded.

>>4086338
we played like, once. and i didnt screencap it. and i cant remember who won.
erm, fancy another game now? post link, i'll join.

>>4086347
im sorry, see i knew having you as a friend would be grand, im learning so much!

>>4086328
i am truly sorry, that was really rude of me. i should have worded my response in a more dignified manner.

Why did you faggots derail OP's science thread?
Can't you contain your shitposting like I do?

>>4086362
this isn't /soc/ or /tg/ faggots

>>4086362
Sure, go create one and I'll join. We can invite /sci/ to see the battle.

>>4086364
I don't want you as a friend, I already birthed Pifag.

sage

>>4086377
hello?

>>4086377
http://lichess.org/fgr49koc

>>4086387
You eated my horsy

>>4086386
My son!

>>4086394
My father! how have you been.

>>4086400
Brother!

>>4086340

ITT: Asspies have delusional hope at dating EK, every thread I see EK post in consists of two things.

1) People saying EK your retarded go away
2) Virgins asspies licking EK's ass because she is a girl.

(Also tripfags being fags, but thats three things)

>>4086394
I've monitored this game for a short time, and I have to say you're the worst player I've ever seen.

>>4086387
>2011
>sacrificing both knights for no reason.
<<<

>>4086406
teapot, who is this? have you been cheating on me with another son? you bastard!

>>4086408
>tripfags being fags

More like Anonymous being jelly of how mature tripfags are.

>Blatantly ask for sex
>Get denied
>Procede to beg for sex

Are you people for fucking real?

http://en.lichess.org/6t52i0h49d6i

>>4086400
I've been well, but some fag wants me to be his friend, lol.

>>4086406
Go away Blackman.

>>4086409
You couldn't do any better.

>>4086410
You are a fucking hacker, you turned the pawn into a Queen AFTER I ate your Queen.

>>4086416
No Pifag, I can explain.

>>4086445
im going to presume you're trolling rather than completely fucking ignorant about the rules of chess...

>>4086455
Cheater.

>>4086458
you cant cheat lichess...

>>4086464
Yet, you did.

>>4086470
the rook guards the pawn as it makes its advance, so the king cant take it, or pass the rook line; so its not cheating.

this thread is a perfect example of how tripcodes ruin boards.

>>4086476
ruin, or make better?

if i had to listen to a woman whine about her worthless whore life for more than 5 minutes i´d either kill myself or her

>>4086491
a small minority of the time there will be useful contributions. The rest of the time it ends up derailing threads like these with comments that belong on /soc/...mainly because everyone hates tripfags in the first place.

it's a vicious cycle of positive feedback.

>>4086510
>derailing threads like these

Would you like us to derail science threads instead?

>>4086205
>kinda tomboyish science-y smart girls who nevertheless look good in a backless dress.

did somebody say rose ?

>>4088616

install /g/entoo

>>4088616

>>4088619
>>4088616
He said girl, not trap.

>>4088621

Oh okay, sorry

this shit is embarrassing.

kill yourself op.
or stop letting people doormat you.
whatever you do keep off /sci/.