/sci/ - Science & Math

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Helium tank. Or some other inert gas like pure nitrogen.

http://www.amazon.com/Giant-Party-Store-Disposable-Helium/dp/B000PGQ63O

My high school physics teacher had a dog named Kepler. The guy was kind of a jackass. I don't really know where I'm going with this, good luck with your dog.

your veterinarian has violated the hippocratic oath, report him to the authorities

force him to bite some kid, they'll put him down for free

you ever seen old yeller?

ffs give him a double/triple/quadruple dose of the pain meds and have you parents wire you some cash

>>4017966
>>4017966
>>4017966
>>4017966


YOUR VET FUCKING LIED TO YOU. I've had two dogs put down and cremated (mine life is a sad life), and I don't remember the exact cost but it was NO WHERE NEAR $500, go find another vet. I mean we're talking a small amount of death gas and a hot oven, why would that be 500 bucks?

cyanide pill for quick and painless, just put it into a cheese stick or some other food your dog loves. goodluck

>>4017966
got a paypal?

>>4017986
>implying vets are not allowed to charge whatever the hell they want

i mean shit i used to have a ferret that wasnt eating - if i had known a one night stay would have amounted to $900 (and he STILL died) i would have told him to feed it to a snake

>>>/an/

Euthanasia is not science, cuntnozzle.

Sorry to hear about your dog though.

>>4018004

>ferret

we're talking about pets, not familiars

>>4017994
Bracing for greatest /sci/ thread ever.
And many manly tears.

>>4018004

this is extortion. if a veterinarian attempts this you should leave the pet in question on their porch and ring the doorbell and hide

>>4018017

forgot my trip

>>4018017
eh well i made the mistake of telling him "do whatever it takes"

still though
>implying i will ever pay the bill

might as well just tack it on to massive student loans

>>4017994

No I don't.

>>4018025

how were you expecting to receive this $$$?

find a needle / syrringe fill withe a few mills of water and draw in a little air in to syringe, inject interaveinously in to a vein, bubble will go to the heart and cause an attack /or some thing like it , its suposed to be the most humane way to euthenise a pet(source, me, a future vet)(sorry for your loss, and for spelling errors)

>>4018029
Looks like he was more after advice then cash.

>>4017966
Nitrogen or helium though OP. First dizziness and within seconds, hypoxia. Sorry

>>4018029

I wasn't asking for money and don't have a way to receive any.

I can ask my dad to send some via WU tomorrow maybe but I was hoping I could get something done myself tonight ;_;

>>4018036
thats actually very painful

source: saw that guy do it to himself on house once

>>4018049

in this instance to threaten the veterinarian would be morally permissible

allowing an animal to suffer for pecuniary reasons is unacceptable... by no means should you progress to physical violence but a verbal threat would be ethical

this should help you(again sorry for your loss, I can keep dogs b/c I get to attached i/e like peter)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_euthanasia

OP, what country are you in? Available poisons vary greatly by region.

>>4018036
not to whiteknight but this is an awful troll doing that will cause the dog excruciating pain

holy shit i just realized both of my dogs are going to die

oh god why

steak knife to the base of the skull should do it, messy but quick

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>>4018132
What kind of person stabs their goddamn pet in the head, suffering or not?

>>4018049

isn't getting a paypal free?

I don't know any specifics that could help you, but if you could get your hands on any drug that's used as a full anesthetic for dogs all you would need to do is apply an overdose. The dog would be passed out before it died, no pain whatsoever.

Alternatively you could try to find someone with a gun and shoot the dog in the head. Done right it would be an instant (but very messy) death.

Get a tank of Nitrogen and give him Nitrogen Narcosis. Its the only way livestock can be killed in some areas because of animal rights people. It's been shown to be about the most painless and pleasant way to die possible. You can rent a tank of Nitrogen from Praxair or other chemical supply places for about $40.

Drop him off a bridge, he'll die instantly, absolutely no pain.

If you don't live near a bridge grab his two front paws and separate them as far and as fast as you can, this will cause instant death and absolutely no pain.

>>4018277
Everything I read about this is related to being under pressure. What is he going to do, push his dog 60 feet underwater?

>>4018310
Nevermind narcosis, it'll work via suffocation. Dry drowning. The easiest/cheapest method would be carbon monoxide, but there's a very high chance of offing himself with that too, so I won't suggest it.

Still waiting for OP to tell me roughly where he lives...

dogs love the sugar in antifreeze and it kills em
easy way to kill neighbor dogs (lol I just keep my dog inside when i put the bowl on the lawn)

thank you and goodnight

>>4018332
All modern antifreeze contains bitrex or similar to give it a vile taste, I doubt any dog would eat it. It also destroys kidney function, not very efficient/humane.

>>4018332

did you wet the bed as a youngster

Won't there be legal complications? What if the pOlice or animal pOlice find out, they will be suspicious of your motives if they investigate (just making sure you consider this)

I'd go with nitrogen asphyxiation.

>>4018332
That takes a few hours to work and the dog will be suffering as his organs gradually stop. Also he'll be puking everywhere.

Well you feed him, couldn't you just poison him? It might be painful.

If you have a car OP you can go with carbon monoxide poisoning, quick and painless.

Give him to the homeless shelter. They will euthanize him for free.

>>4018477
*animal shelter

The homeless shelter would probably eat him.

>>4017977
I laughed so hard.

You're an asshole for making me feel like an asshole.

>>4018481
Especially if the homeless shelter is in Chinatown.

your dog is gay

>>4017974
explain how, you fucking retard

>>4018017
its really not. you're a retard. this is demonstrated by these posts and every other one you've posted on/sci/

>>4019333
>>4019329
Keep going! Tear him a new one! A CHALLENGWER APPEARS

OP is a psychopath trolling for easy ways to kill animals.

>>4018072
>allowing an animal to suffer for pecuniary reasons is unacceptable

Says you. That's all.

I know your pain, OP. We had a dog that was like that, we took him to a vet and he tried to charge a ludicrous amount to have him put down. We eventually just took him to a river and drowned him. Very painful memories, but it was in the best interest of the dog, he was in a lot of pain.

Drowning is probably the easiest, and the least messy way, and it's relatively quick, but it's going to break your heart when he struggles, OP.

>>4019338
Psychopaths wouldn't care about pain/lack thereof.

I'd not drown it though, there are several other ways. Best one depends WHERE THE FUCK THE OP LIVES, if he'd give me a bloody answer I can name the best poison.

>>4019349

>dog's 9th birthday
>take him for his usual walk in the evening
>next day, he can't move and is very cold
>bring him to the vet
>they take him in for X-rays, surgery
>he has a hole in his heart and is bleeding into his pericardium and that he won't make the night.
>have to euthanize him then and there
>veterinarian then tells me I'll have to pay 2,200$ for the cost of everything, literally within 10 minutes of my best friend dying.

Absolutely fucking disgusting.

Love you, Spike.

>>4019376

>spike
>you're gonna carry that weight

op go to a gay xlub and buy a dose of K(ketamine) mix it into its food..
sorry to hear about ure dog.goodlu k

>>4019380
He wants it to die, not get high

>>4019380
>>4019380
ketamine is a actually a very frightening way to die. it is hours long of horror filled trips.

hmm maybe CO poisoning in his sleep.

CO is usually buyable at chem stores in containers.

>>4019383

God fucking dammit, that's a sobering image.

>>4019383
I want to know know more.

>>4019406

I got it from a /b/ thread where somebody wrote about his lizard that died that day, I looked at that image and teared up myself, it's a very humble picture of a very sad man.

It's very difficult to not show an emotional reaction to it.

Ketamine is really hard to overdose on, the LD50 is in the range of ~400mg/kg. You have to understand when veterinarians use it it's mixed with a muscle relaxant, usually xylazine.

save yourself some money op.

http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.aspx?Item=259124362

I'm sorry OP. I don't recommend anything physical like harming him or cutting off his air - i'd prefer a chemical method.

Theobromine in chocolate is lethal to dogs at an LD50 of 300mg of theobromine per Kg of the dog's mass. Though it might induce vomiting or something..it's not pleasant but it's also not as disturbing as actually wounding Kepler.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theobromine_poisoning

Perhaps some form of cyanide solution as an injection or carbon monoxide gas. You could flood a room with CO and before long, anything living in the room will die. I think it's lethal to humans at just 50ppm - so for dogs, which have smaller lung capacity's and bodies, it's probably a little less. Anything which combusts a carbon fuel will produce it - e.g. car engines - Be careful though, i don't recommend this. It also poses a risk to others.

Go with an injection or ingestion method.

You could also just go to another vet - crazy idea.

Hey, your dog doesn't need a painless death. Even a painful death is better than constant pain for god knows how long. Also, don't you have painkillers? Those will take away the pain. Just give your dog some painkillers, then slit its throat or stab it in the heart.

If OP's dog were my dog, and I were in the same situation, this is what I would do. Before just blatantly killing my friend, I would buy a quarter of cannabis and feed all of it to the dog. The dog will definitely not feel any pain after that, but couldn't overdose. Ever wonder why human cancer patients use cannabis? Well, while my dog was in a good physical state I would play with him, snuggle with him, and try to have the best fucking day I could have with my dog. At the end of the day, I would run a hose from the exhaust of my car through the window of the passenger side. I would wear a breathing mask with a hose going through the window to the outside fresh air. I would sit with my dog in the car and let the CO2 take him while I held him in my arms. Then I would cry like a bitch, then start digging his grave.

Retard OP,

just call up the humane society or the SPCA. Problem solved

>>4019429
I had a dog that ate an entire kilogram bar of chocolate and didn't so much as get the shits. No idea how.

I'm leaning towards suggesting cyanide, but I'm not going to give procurement information out speculatively, I need to know where the hell he lives, it varies wildly by area.

Also monoxide poisoning is likely to kill him, it's an unsafe gas to work with at the best of times, let alone while distraught and with ghetto gear.

>>4019608
It was probably Hershey's "chocolate" which isn't chocolate.

I've learned something valuable today. Veterinary care is also ducked uped in US.

I think you should beat it to death. At least you'd have a little fun in all the sadness.

>>4019627
Nope, Cadbury's Dairy Milk.

>>4019627

saying 'milk chocolate' isn't chocolate is like saying rap is for people who can't sing

Drop the dog off a really tall building or bridge.

bump to find out what happened

>>4019728
Um, you can go research this. Not all Hershey's "chocolate" products contain cocoa butter.