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4017035 No.4017035 [Reply] [Original]

what is the best way to destroy this wizard?

he will kill us all soon if we do not halt his nuclear reactions

pic obviously related

>> No.4017039

starve it of oxygen just like any other fire

>> No.4017046

>>4017039
full retard

>> No.4017047
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>>4017039
>fire

oh u

>> No.4017048

UN citations, those always work.

>> No.4017050

>>4017039
>idiot

>> No.4017052

change the fine structure constant

>> No.4017054

>>4017047
Sorry, we just condense it into a liquid, like any other gas.

>> No.4017057

http://www.petitiononline.com/NOSUN/petition.html

Get the government to do it for you.

>> No.4017055

>>4017052
can i do this in a cost effective manner using the earth's resources?

we need to do this as soon as possible, doing something like that would take too long

>> No.4017060
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>>4017057
>614 signatures

>> No.4017070

>>4017057
the government doesnt do anything

i have been watching him closely for the past six years, if we do not stop him in the next 100 years he will kill us all. he fires constant belches of lethal radiation at our lands. he needs to stop immediately. how can i destroy him? i have internet access and am saving up to buy whatever technology is necessary.

>> No.4017069

THE GREEN SUN
AAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

>> No.4017085

bump, please /sci/

>> No.4017094

collide a sun made of ice with it. it will put out the lava.

>> No.4017099
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>>4017094
but it is a fusion reactions, not lava

pic also related it's his latest activities today

>> No.4017101
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4017101

Is this a cleverly disguised Homestuck thread?

>> No.4017127

We tell the arabs there is oil in the center. Then we wait.

>> No.4017129

>>4017101
i dont know what that is


please help me /sci/

>> No.4017137
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>>4017099
wat

>> No.4017151

>>4017137
just stop... please

>> No.4017150

>>4017127
you mean tell USA

since USA is the ones who steal oil from everyone

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>>4017151
>>4017099

>> No.4017163

>>4017137
add the green one to taht photo. what would it be? an ice sun, a fire sun, and a uranium sun/booger sun???

>> No.4017168

>>4017137
I could murder the idiot who made that pic.

>> No.4017175

Anti-matter. If a large enough amount of it could be created and stored (just about a few million tonnes or so would suffice) then it would be easy. Just a quick warning though, 1 gram of anti-matter costs around 62.5 billion dollars so you would probably need to remorgage your house first.

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>>4017151

>> No.4017188

If we kill the sun the aliens on the planet on the other side of this sun will see us..

>> No.4017200

>>4017129

The Green Sun is a plot device in a webcomic called Homestuck.

It is the size of two universes and summons a time-traveling invincible demon when made.

The story started with nonsense, ran with nonsense, and is now culminating with nonsense.

>> No.4017201

>>4017188
does it look like i care? the sun will kill them too if we do not destroy him in the next 100 years.

>> No.4017212

>>4017175
$6.25 x 10^22
Sounds reasonable

>> No.4017223

How can you stop the green sun
When it is already there?

>> No.4017229
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4017229

We have this crazy plan. We're going to need to remove a piece of the stars mass. If we do this the unstable forces between Gravity and Fusion we cease to be in equilibrium. fusion will win out and the star with supernova. We just better hope the Stargate lasts long enough.

>> No.4017236

>>4017212
i need to be able to afford it myself please, unless /sci/ can chip in

>> No.4017298

bump

>> No.4017318

This is your government speaking.

The green star does not exist. It has never existed. What you see is an ordinary white star. There is no wizard.

>> No.4017330

>>4017318
it's a filter on the telescope to analyze specific emission of the electromagnetic spectrum fag et.

>> No.4017341

>>4017330
nope. it's a uranium sun. I wonder what would happen if a uranium sun, ice sun, and lava sun collided?

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>>4017341

>> No.4017433

Well, I'm sure we could flood the world with detergent. That would probably work

>> No.4017447

>>4017052
>>4017052
>>4017052
Using a wet blanket or magnet? Im not quite sure how to manipulate that to specifications, but I'm sure that if we construct either a giant magnet or massively expansive blanket would alter it.