/sci/ - Science & Math

[sarcasm] yes because hair transplantation is impossible, laser therapy doesn't exist, and there is no such thing as finasteride or dutasteride [/sarcasm]

3 Hair transplantation
4 Laser therapy

[sarcasm] yes because hair transplantation is impossible, laser therapy doesn't exist, and there is no such thing as finasteride or dutasteride [/sarcasm]

>>4010184
Of course... and that's why there's no cure. thanks for pointing out all the things that could but don't exist

>>4010205
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair_transplantation
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Low-level_laser_therapy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finasteride
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutasteride
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/list_of_most_stupid_cunts_in_the_world#OP

>>4010227
That last link doesnt work.

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>>4010228

>Implying scientists should waste their fucking time fixing your ugly hair instead of doing something useful

>>4010252
>Implying scientists should waste their fucking time fixing your ugly hair instead of doing something useful

Like curing cancer or founding sustainable alternatives to fossil fuels right? How's all that going anyway?

If someone vibrates at speeds approaching the speed of light (basically standing in place but vibrating veruy rapidly) would he see his surroundings pass like fast-forwarded? I'm thinking yes.

>>4010255
Pretty fucking sweet actually, the first targeted treatments for cancer are starting to hit the market and theyre hauling ass compared to regular old chemo.
And with rapidly declining prices for dna sequencing progress is accelerating.

Besides the real cool stuff is in vaccines, heard about hpv vaccines? Yeah they're gonna slash the number of cervical cancers and some male genitalia cancer as well.

Don't know or care about fuels

>>4010264
HPV vaccines were approved in 2007! You mean to tell me you guys have just been redesigning the label every year and calling it fucking progress?

Call me when you invent a cure for something other than cunt-rot.

>>4010264
Not exactly fuel-related, but I heard they are making progress at ITER.

>>4010271
2007 is only 4 years ago, good science takes time. adopting good science into clinical practice even more so.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Targeted_therapy

>>4010286
Just invent a more attractive method of suicide and call it a day.

Is the fear of the unwillingness to accept one's own mortality so deeply ingrained within the psyche of our being that we feel we must extend it indefinitely?

i thought that thats what hats were

why bother treating shit just to be fashionable?

>late 2011
>still no cure for human stupidity

>Late 2011
>Still no cure for tooth decay

What the fuck, /sci/?

Why do we still have to brush our teeth and have some morose 'doctor' poke and prod inside of our mouths? Why can't we just take a pill and grow a new set of teeth every decade or two, or something like that?

2011 still no cure for ugly?

2011 still no cure for pooping? Who the shit wants to shit anymore?

>>4010341
If you're ugly, the cure is money.
If she's ugly, the cure is alcohol.

Both cures have existed since the dawn of civilization.

>Late 2011
>Still no cure for a need to sleep

Pisses me off, it's the easiest way to effectively double our lifespan

>>4010346
I like fucking sleeping, fuck off.

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>>4010349
assburger detected

>>4010353
How are two even remotely related?

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