/sci/ - Science & Math

It's a trap! They just want babies!

coitus

y u no happen?

By putting on that coolface.

Alcohol

>>4006882
Whenever I do that to a female though she thinks Im going to rape her and she runs aways

They just want babies.

>>4006844
>>4006915
erm, no. most women do not want babies

>>4006928

http://www.salon.com/2010/06/25/childlessness_rate_increase/
http://www.lemondrop.com/2010/06/30/intentional-childlessness-on-the-rise/
http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2010-06-25-1Achildless25_ST_N.htm

18-20% of women don't want children.

Inb4 bad sources. Look some up yourself.

>>4006928
yes they do. you do too. it's subconcious

>>4006893
Well then you must run faster to catch her.

>>4006948
i mean most do, eventually, just not most my age

>>4006961
thats not what you said, tho. haha fail

>>4006968
lol, w/e

>>4006968
>>4006977
get a room

>>4006977
Don't try to laugh it off. you failed again. you are so stupid. if you don't know, just don't say anything.

It's EK... how could she NOT say anything on any subject, even if she knows jack-shit about it?

>>4007013
dont you find it a bit dumb to be posting while pretending to be my boyfriend, and calling me stupid?

>>4007027

That's not really a convincing argument. What's wrong with pretending? It's all we do anyway.

>>4007027
Yeah but what you say was pretty stupid you know?

>erm, no. most women do not want babies

I fail to see how anyone can think that, having babies is like the ultimate goal of 90% of women.

>>4007071
>ultimate goal of 90% of women.
80-82% according to that other guys statistics.

EK tell us about the time when you lost virginity. Where, when, with who, etc..

>>4007123
no

>>4007027
yeah but when i call you stupid, it's all in good fun. good serious fun. :P

lol

Wait wait wait, hold the phone.

When did EK come back? And why?

>>4006948
Your sources contradict the Holy Bible, which clearly describes women as deranged lunatics who will go so far as fucking their fathers or being a prostitute if it gets them a baby.

>>4007134
i fucking knew it!
thanks, anon

>>4007134
lol harriet is so stupid and having read this, ek is so crazy. im out

>>4007144
Someone's gonna get a right bollocking

1) Attract female by being charming, dressed decently (hygiene people!) and having a normal (non /b/) sense of humour

2) Compliment, listen to her (!) her much at first and then slowly decrease amount of compliments and all round attention.

3) Be patient and do NOT try to contact her and wait for her to contact you.

4) Act cool (distant!) Don't talk about emotions too much. She'll dump you in the friend zone instantly if you do that shit.

5) Tell her your future plans. Make sure it somehow involves being financially stable, having a goal.

5) ????


6) All the coitus you want.

>>4007129
>EK's boyfriend
>The only person in the world who'd have to be more retarded than EK

>>4007157
>implying smart guys dont fuck stupid girls

1) Earn some money
2) visit backpage.com
3) click on escorts for your state/province
4) select an escort and set up an appointment
5) no ??? just profit

>>4007167
>implying EK's shit personality would be worth putting up with

>>4007172
heyyy! i have a good personality!

>>4007184
0/10 try being more subtle next time

>>4007184
>implying that even if that wasn't obviously wrong we would give a fuck
tits or GTFO

>>4007184
>constantly get things wrong
>takes forever to convince you that you're wrong
>double standards with regards to trolling

yeah you're right.

>>4007184
Maybe I'm projecting, but since you're spending so much time on /sci/, I have to assume that your IRL personality is nearly as terrible as mine.

>>4007199
fuck you, i usually get things right.

>>4007214
lulcuntismad.jpg

>>4007960
Leave her alone.