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Hey Scientists,

My name is Carl Sagan, and I love every single one of you. All of you are complex, intelligent carbon based life forms who spend every second of their day helping humanity. You are everything good in this world. Honestly, have you ever even gotten an insult? I mean, I guess it's fun inspiring people with images of the cosmos, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even better than Voyager taking close-up pictures of Jupiter and the Jovian satellites.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best speech. I'm pretty much stoned. I was the guy that hypothesized that Venus is actually a greenhouse hell world, and have a massive fanbase due to Cosmos. What ways do you popularize science, other than "inspiring future generations and normal folk to realize humanity's true potential"? I also held the Pioneer plaque, and have a banging co-producer (She just adored me; Shit was SO cash).
You are all wonderful people who should just go do science. Thanks for listening.

Pic related: It's me and my wonderful female starstuff.

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That was beautiful

>> No.3989935

she is fucking hot

>> No.3989954

wat

>> No.3990039

>>3989887
pardon my skepticism, but i do not think you're carl sagan, if you are though, please post a picture of yourself with a piece of paper on your left hand