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3988224 No.3988224 [Reply] [Original]

Hey mods, ban me for 2 months s'il vous plaît.

>> No.3988256
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Doubles bans me for two months, none doubles bans me for 6 months.

>> No.3988284

>>3988256
DOUBLES.

>> No.3988298
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>>3988224
wtf?
why ask for a ban, just choose not to type the web address into your address bar. you dont need a ban to not come here, and even if you were banned, you never get banned from the archives, and can still always see every thread and every post, you just cant contribute.

>> No.3988314

>>3988298
I changed my mind. If I get doubles, EK is banned for two months. If I don't, EK is banned for life.

>> No.3988326

>>3988298
Hi EK! long time no see, madam
how have you been?

>> No.3988336

>>3988298

EK are you really that girl in the pics posted. Harriot?

>> No.3988343

>>3988326
hi. 'long time no see'?
i post most days...

>>3988336
*harriet
she's my housemate, and no, there are no pics of me here. despite what any 7/7/11-tards say.

>> No.3988349

>>3988298
Hey, EK; why is it that you post in nearly every single thread. Since when is it that someone has the time to post in every thread they sea?

>> No.3988364

>>3988349
>they sea

stopped reading here

>> No.3988372

>>3988364
>implying your not EK

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>>3988364
stopped reading right at the end?
yeah, thats what most people do!

>> No.3988368

>>3988349
*see
and actually, im usually only in a few threads.

>> No.3988378
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3988378

>>3988368
Fuck off, you fat cunt

>> No.3988386

>>3988378
Checkmate, Scottish neckbeard.

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>>3988372
>your
<<<

>>3988378
i'd honestly never heard of it, but then i guess you probably havent heard of every single penile operational procedure, but that doesnt mean theres any reason to seriously question your gender.

>> No.3988406

>>3988395
This would be akin to me not knowing what a vasectomy is. Piss off now.

>> No.3988417

>>3988406
technically, akin to that would be not knowing what getting your tubes tied is.

>> No.3988422

>>3988378
so much this

EK, get out you fucking scottish dissociative, borderline, schizophrenic, paranoid, deranged piece of shit

>> No.3988420

>>3988406
I was thinking it would more akin to you not knowing about vasectomy reversal. Although hymen isn't necessary for fertility.

Why would someone want to reconstruct their hymen anyway? Doesn't it snap like a leaf the first time you ride a bike?

>> No.3988418

>>3988406
It's more akin to you not knowing how to throw a pie.

>> No.3988427

>>3988417
Implying I was comparing the two operations and not just stating it would be akin to that level of retardation

>> No.3988435

the pie man is on

when will you be pieing josef? i still have $100 on it if you deliver

>> No.3988436

>>3988420
i thought vasectomies were permanent?

>>3988422
lol, umad?

>> No.3988439

>>3988420
I just read the wikipedia entry on it.

I guess it's for pimps in third world countries letting different clients fuck the same girl over and over convincing them all she's still a virgin no?

>> No.3988442

>>3988435
I'm going to the campus center soon so if he is there, i will throw a pie at him

>> No.3988450

>>3988439
wouldnt it be a really expensive operation to keep redoing all the time? and if shes a whore, she probably isnt making enough money per fuck to cover the surgery fees...so it isnt profitable i guess.

>> No.3988460

>>3988450
You are so obviously teacup it isn't even funny.

>> No.3988466

>>3988450
Well then it's for ignorant submissive girlfriend who are too afraid of their boyfriend to tell them that hymens break really easily. no?


and it must be a really tricky surgery but you can get the guys tubes reattached apparently. its making me queasy.

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>>3988436
shut up you annoying cunt

>> No.3988468

IF DOUBLES EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD IS BANNED FOR THREE MONTHS

>> No.3988471

>>3988450
people pay a lot of money to fuck a virgin 10 year old

>> No.3988480

>>3988471
altho i admit it's likely to be used for that reason. i am curious to why it's sought at all.

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3988491

>>3988462
well, im neither her, nor a neckbeard. but how about you stick with just one lame-assed conspiracy theory at a time, eh, hun?

>> No.3988495

>>3988471
>>3988480
thats fucking disgusting, creeps like that deserve to be castrated

>> No.3988503

>>3988491
no, the pic was reference to the godforsaken mess you have bestowed on this board

and do not even get me started that you are a samefag of at least 3 tripcodes, if not more

>> No.3988517

>>3988495
whoops i meant to say not like to be used for that reason

apparently its for rape recovery. physically, ven if there's a lot of damage, I can't see why repairing the hymen would make a difference so it's probably more to aid psychological recovery.

>> No.3988515

>>3988503
not my mess
7/7/11-fags are to blame for that shit, just ignore/report them. i never ever fucking said i was rose, it was everyone else who was retarded, i just left those threads the fuck alone.