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3987173 No.3987173 [Reply] [Original]

I know none of you will believe this but, I think you will get my point.

>Be 7
>Man comes in (Creative skills day or something)
>Says "There's a live snake in this box, who wants to put there hand in?"
>Only one to raise hand
>"Ooh you're brave"
>"No, there's clearly not going to be a snake in a box that you've just flung on a table/took into a group of kids
>There wasn't a snake

Fast forward until 21.

>Be going to Derren Brown thing.
>They want to test how much I will torture a man next door via buttons from a man dressed as a scientist tells me to.
>Man screaming
>Obvious violation of human rights
>"This is clearly a violation of human rights thus fake"
>Fucking most people didn't fucking notice.

Continued...

>> No.3987186

>"This is clearly a violation of human rights thus fake"

Tell that to the Jews in c. 1944 Germany.

>> No.3987192

>Next year
>Watching Derren Brown
>Trained man to shoot celebrity
>After training they take him to a Stephen Fry talk as they tell him they will talk to him after.
>They give him a gun
>"It's live, so don't touch it until after the show"
>"Okay"

What the fuck?
Grown adults can't see basic laws when it's right in front of there face?

>> No.3987194

>>3987186
At that age, didn't know what the fuck a jew was

(Yet I know what a snake handler looks like)

>> No.3987201

OP has a serious case of autism. No-one believes that Derren Brown's stunts are real, but suspension of disbelief means they can have fun pretending it actually is.

>> No.3987205

>>3987194
At the age of 21? I guess you weren't brave, just a mongoloid.

>> No.3987207

>>3987194
at 21 you didn't know what a jew was?

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>>3987205

Apologies, I misread.
But I'd imagine a top tv company would go through safety measures to stop anyone being offended.

>> No.3987289

self pwn by op, bumping.

>> No.3987298

>>3987201
>>3987201
>>3987201
>>3987201
>>3987201

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>>3987289
>>3987201

>> No.3987331

I've always wanted to be in that sort've experiment
>hey anon push this button it inflicts pain upon another human being
Why would I do that?
>you are paid to be in this study, dont you want your money?
Well now that I see you've got some kind've sickass s&m getup going on here I doubt your claims of payment
>I assure you that you will be paid
Show. Me. The. Money.
>ok Anon its right here, 2 crisp $100 bills
*yoink*
If this is real then consider that my payment for not calling the cops. I just saved myself half an hour! Surely you can appreciate efficiency yes?

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>>3987331
I smiled.