/sci/ - Science & Math

My dick is tipped with diamonds.

>>3957663

Your dick is tipped with ancient aliens

>>3957670

Ancient aliens are tipped with my dick.

my dick is tipped with tools

if ancient alyiums existed, why are they not returning to earth? (just a gauss)

>>3957717

Because they were here years and are now watching over us like parents would a child.

>>3957761
my tool's dick is tipped with alien children

>>3957661
probably would have been. i mean if the aliens are supposed to be so advanced, then they would certainly tip their tools with diamonds, the hardest metal known to man.

>>3957772
Not sure if serious

>>3957782
my mistake, diamonds are the hardest metal of all time, not just the hardest metal known to man.

>>3957782

Ancient Aleens ist serious.

>>3957782
not sure if you're new or not

>>3957792

Hardest isnt a Metal nor a Diamond you uneducated illiterate thrash.

>>3957804

Also, diamonds aren't metal. Starting to be convinced of seriousness.

>>3957804
Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall travelling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.

>>3957815

>>3957804
>uneducated illiterate thrash.
>uneducated
I think you mean 'ineducated'
now who's illiterate?

>>3957818

I wont read any text written by an illiterate uneducated thrash that is you.

>>3957814

You are hideous.
Your mother should be ashamed.
And your camera has horrid resolution.

>>3957818

>>3957830

>I think you mean 'ineducated'
now who's illiterate?

You are.
And you think incorrectly, which is to be expected when you are an illiterate uneducated thrash.

>>3957814
dude, he's right, get a better camera, jesus.

>>3957838
hey, you're the thrash!

>>3957717
because they are already here.

>>3957818
>known to man
what bullshittery is this?
it's
>known the man

>>3957867

>known the man

What linguistic travesty is this?

Its is THE GAME i will have you know.
The one you have just lost.

>>3957878
shit I just lost the game.
Also there are people who don't lurkn enough.
This is the cancer killing /sci/ (jobs has already died from it)

>>3957661
>jobs has already died from it
No, Jobs was just trying to promote Apple using his death.

>Trickster Gods

>>3957943
whatever, the conclusion to be drawn is that steve jobs wasn't made of diamond. He wasn't solid enough.

>>3957950
>>3957943
you guys don't think Jobs was an alien?

>>3957959
could be
i mean, dont you think its fucking suspicious how he dies so close to gaddaffi's death?
that's no coincidence!
ALEINS!!

>>3957959
jobs had his penis tipped with dictators

My tips are dicked with alien diamonds.

BAM! Ancient Muther Fucking Aliens!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quacker_%28sound%29

There is only one type of alien that could have done all this.

>>3957661
Who the fuck is this guy?? I see his pic up here all the time and I don't know the meme...