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Anonymous Fri, Oct 21, 2011 10:27:52 No.3933714 [Reply] [Original]

hello,

I invented Computer Science.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 21, 2011 10:28:52 No.3933718 I did it Turing the second world war

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 21, 2011 10:28:52 No.3933716 Hi No

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 21, 2011 10:30:52 No.3933721 File: 6 KB, 251x168, 1309753634285.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hello I invented mathematics

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 21, 2011 10:31:52 No.3933724 That's not Konrad Zuse.

>>	Marion Bartoli is my Waifu Fri, Oct 21, 2011 10:33:52 No.3933734 > implying all this wasn't anticipated by Leibniz

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 21, 2011 10:33:52 No.3933736 > implying science can be invented

>>	Marion Bartoli is my Waifu Fri, Oct 21, 2011 10:35:52 No.3933741 >>3933736 > computer science > science choose 1

Anonymous Fri, Oct 21, 2011 10:36:52 No.3933745

>>3933741

hurrrrrrr

> Computer science or computing science (abbreviated CS) is the study of the theoretical foundations of information and computation and of practical techniques for their implementation and application in computer systems.[1][2] Computer scientists invent algorithmic processes that create, describe, and transform information and formulate suitable abstractions to model complex systems.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer_science

>>	Marion Bartoli is my Waifu Fri, Oct 21, 2011 10:38:52 No.3933752 >>3933745 Fuck where is my Abelson gif...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 21, 2011 10:45:52 No.3933778 Charles Babbage and Ada Lovelace had Turing beat by almost a century.

>>	Marion Bartoli is my Waifu Fri, Oct 21, 2011 10:48:52 No.3933795 File: 44 KB, 456x356, ada-lovelace.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3933778 <3

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 21, 2011 10:58:52 No.3933828 >>3933745 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQLUPjefuWA

>>	pascal !n5Z3VuZapw Fri, Oct 21, 2011 11:13:52 No.3933881 >>3933778 Pascal was first

Anonymous Fri, Oct 21, 2011 11:17:52 No.3933908

>>3933828

How old is that video?

Computer Science developed, that's why I included that quote. It is definitely a science now, as it includes for example the study of information itself, which is actually a branch of physics.

Nice trolling attempt though 2/10

>>	Marion Bartoli is my Waifu Fri, Oct 21, 2011 11:31:52 No.3933962 >>3933908 > unfamiliar with SICP > opinions on computer science Does not compute.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 21, 2011 11:32:52 No.3933965 File: 10 KB, 240x333, dennis..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hi. I invented the language of modern computer science.

>>	Marion Bartoli is my Waifu Fri, Oct 21, 2011 11:33:52 No.3933969 >>3933965 I didn't know Ritchie developed the lambda calculus! Wow, he was really prolific.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 21, 2011 11:36:52 No.3933977 File: 139 KB, 399x398, 1317844680243.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hi, I invented... oh well never mind

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 21, 2011 11:38:52 No.3933983 File: 8 KB, 254x240, reaction9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OP is a faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 21, 2011 11:48:52 No.3934012 >>3933962 > programming > computer science > pick one derp, are you even trying?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 21, 2011 11:48:52 No.3934015 >>3933969 >>3933962 Someone's smelling his own farts here.

>>	Marion Bartoli is my Waifu Fri, Oct 21, 2011 11:49:52 No.3934019 >>3934012 0/10 you're just butthurt

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 21, 2011 11:51:52 No.3934022 >>3934019 butthurt because you failed? Nah > talk about information itself > come back with programming > serious u mad

>>	Marion Bartoli is my Waifu Fri, Oct 21, 2011 11:54:52 No.3934029 File: 7 KB, 216x274, chaitin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3934022 > thinks the study of information is trivially separable from programming

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 21, 2011 11:55:52 No.3934034 >>3933828 >has a lot in common with magic yeah, nice way to prove your a faggot.

Anonymous Fri, Oct 21, 2011 11:57:52 No.3934041

>>3934029

That's not what I said, derp.

Truth is, they're different things. Algorithm engineering or programming itself relying on parts of information theory doesn't mean they're the same.

Nice trolling though 2/10, although you're probably too stupid to realise what information theory is.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 21, 2011 12:05:52 No.3934064 >>3933778 Ada Lovelace didn't create the computer. But she may have created the first computer program.

>>	kids are playing, start saging Marion Bartoli is my Waifu Fri, Oct 21, 2011 12:06:52 No.3934065 File: 24 KB, 243x298, derp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3934041 Oh no, not the "you're too stupid" challenge! I better hurry up and prove myself.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 21, 2011 12:07:52 No.3934071 >>3934065 No need to, you already proved you didn't have any clue about computer science.

>>	Marion Bartoli is my Waifu Fri, Oct 21, 2011 12:09:52 No.3934075 >>3934071 > already proved > he can't even recognize a proof from a lack of proof

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 21, 2011 12:11:52 No.3934079 File: 29 KB, 450x610, dirac.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hello. I pretty much invented QED and laid the foundations for computers.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 21, 2011 12:14:52 No.3934084 >>3933828 >mfw this guy is completely wrong about some shit Almost always, computational complexity is the restraint to think about, in interesting problems; not my imagination.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 21, 2011 12:14:52 No.3934085 >>3934075 Comparing programming and information theory without even being cautious is a proof of being either stupid or trolling. There's no lack of proof. Go learn some real stuff, kid.

Marion Bartoli is my Waifu Fri, Oct 21, 2011 12:35:52 No.3934130

>>3934085
At first I thought this was just a playful troll, but now I realize you really are upset. I'm sorry. The SICP thing which set this off is just a joke, you see, well-known in some circles, but apparently not yours. Hopefully this path will not have to be tread again for you, since it is a topic so close to your heart, and getting upset about something like this is not productive.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 21, 2011 12:36:52 No.3934133 >>3934084 > co-authors one of the most popular introductory books to computer science ever > is completely wrong about shit It's like I'm really getting trolled.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 21, 2011 13:02:52 No.3934201 >>3933908 flaming idiot

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 21, 2011 13:11:52 No.3934233 >4chan >OP is actually a fag >Nobody points this out

>>	Marion Bartoli is my Waifu Fri, Oct 21, 2011 13:13:52 No.3934241 >>3934233 > can't even read the thread

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 21, 2011 13:15:52 No.3934248 >>3934233 redundant redundancy is redundant

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 21, 2011 13:20:52 No.3934272 Great discussion guys.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 21, 2011 13:37:52 No.3934331 >>3934130 > posts joke > nobody gets it > says it's other people's fault Not upset, why would I? I'm not the one looking stupid here. >>3934201 hurrrrrr

>>	Marion Bartoli is my Waifu Fri, Oct 21, 2011 13:41:52 No.3934344 >>3934331 Oh, I'm pretty sure people got it, bro. Someone posted the youtube link, after all. But if it's what you need to calm down, ok, it was a horrible joke, no one got it, I am totally embarrassed. Feel better?

Anonymous Fri, Oct 21, 2011 13:43:52 No.3934348

>>3934331
>Thinks he's better than Abelson

>>Underlying our approach to this subject is our conviction that ``computer science'' is not a science and that its significance has little to do with computers.
http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/full-text/book/book-Z-H-7.html

hurrrrrrrrrrr

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 21, 2011 13:54:52 No.3934365 >>3934344 > Someone posted You mean you. >>3934348 >>Thinks he's better than Abelson Where did i say so? Stupid troll is stupid and uncreative. You're even citing the same source than that other guy.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 21, 2011 13:55:52 No.3934368 >>3934365 > than that other guy. that other dude already posted. fix'd

Anonymous Fri, Oct 21, 2011 14:04:52 No.3934401

charles babbage:

I was sitting in the rooms of the Analytical Society, at Cambridge, my head leaning forward on the table in a kind of dreamy mood, with a table of logarithms lying open before me. Another member, coming into the room, and seeing me half asleep, called out, "Well, Babbage, what are you dreaming about?" to which I replied "I am thinking that all these tables" (pointing to the logarithms) "might be calculated by machinery".

>>	Marion Bartoli is my Waifu Fri, Oct 21, 2011 14:05:52 No.3934408 >>3934365 I didn't post the youtube link.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 21, 2011 14:09:52 No.3934423 >>3934133 >He is a very knowledgable man, who has well though through opinions. >EVERYTHING THIS MAN SAYS IS TRUE I can make that distinction, can you?

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