/sci/ - Science & Math

because you are stupid

It's aiite to troll inside threads, but to actually post new troll-threads is a little too much perhaps..i don't know

proof that %100 to me you aren't a fucking moron

>>3837898
Because you don't know what evolution is?

But, but your parents were monkeys. That's why you are retarded.

>>3837923

I know exactly what evolution is.

A theory made up by those who support the New World Order in an attempt to get rid of Christianity.

If you believe that we are just slime, then you will believe that things like the holocaust are okay because it's just the next step in evolution.

>>3837999
I agree, only losers and junkie-hippies think evolution is a real thing.

0/10

>>3838025

Yes they just want an excuse to lead their sinful lives smoking marijuana and having sex with animals.

They deny the existence of God because they are afraid of being judged in the afterlife.

pic very related

>>3837898
I'm dissapointed /sci/

>>3838050
i actually read it in his voice

fuck you, lol

>>3838114

After watching and laughing at his videos for years, he started going videos preaching around my university campus. Then I learned he goes to a Christian University like 30 minutes from me.

This girl I know goes to school with him.

I kinda want to go get an autograph.

>>3838133
i thought he was a troll for ages, i couldnt believe he actually believed what he was saying.

>>3838081
It's actually not that easy to know this when you're posting on one of the more retarded boards on 4chan.

This actually does happen occasionally in nature, however such human babies tend to die off rapidly since the monkeys cannot care for them properly.

time is relative.

its like a rubber band..rubber rope.

except its not expanding its contracting.. so things speed up.

noice

:)

>>3838157
why so aspie? op was obviously not being serious, but instead of having a jolly ol' time, all of these 12 year old atheists had to rage. If op was attempting to troll, getting butthurt and typing 0/10 TROLL OMG FAGGOT STFU I HOPE U DIE is feeding the troll very hard.

>>3838192
teleomeres

telomeres errywhere

>>3838081

How is it a joke? Everybody knows monkeys are oviparous.

>>3838916
I'm agnostic with reference to the existence of god because the initial energy in the pre-universe/that created the universe had to come from somewhere.

I'm not agnostic with reference to things like "pink elephants in Earth's orbit" because I have NO reason to believe they exist, they WOULD be observable, and given you don't assign random magical powers to them (you aren't saying god is floating in our orbit) it wouldn't have gotten there in the first place.

I'm also not agnostic with reference to the Christian god, and the gods of other religions because they seem to dictate god as a force of good, omnipotent and all powerful. If these are indeed characteristics of that god then his inaction goes against his virtues, and given he's all-powerful that doesn't make sense.

Not all that difficult to understand...

tldr: Ask an agnostic anything.

>>3838646
That's nonsense the dictionary definition of atheist is :

a person who does not believe in the existence of God or gods


see belief over deny. its a claim to belief not knowledge.


and they are the ones arbitrarily defining it. They say agnostic even though it is the condition of not holding a positive belief in god is somehow not atheist which is nonsense

Good trolling involves a modicum of subtlety.

>>3839069
if you don't hold a positive belief in god it means you don't believe in god. if you don't believe in god, you are by dictionary definition, atheist. atheists are a diverse bunch. for instance you can be religious and an atheist (see buddhism/shintoism). not all atheists are the militant atheists you get all butthurt and hipster about

>I have proof that %100 God created...
>...that %100 God
>...%100

>>3837999
But Darwin was a christian.

>>3839088
>>3839099
language is liquid. Meanings are not set in stone.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/atheism
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/atheism

You did not actually check the dictionary as I asked, did you?

This makes me really sad.

>>3839069
what has the "initial energy in the pre-universe/that created the universe had to come from somewhere" to do with a goddess?

>I'm also not agnostic with reference to the Christian god, and the gods of other religions because they seem to dictate god as a force of good, omnipotent and all powerful. If these are indeed characteristics of that god then his inaction goes against his virtues, and given he's all-powerful that doesn't make sense.

so you are agnostic about deism, which is a subset of atheism?

>>3839224
>>agnostic about deism, which is a subset of atheism?
>>deism subset of atheism
>>mfw

> babble
> Satisfaction of giving the troll 25 responses

Fuck this i am going back to /b/

>>3839224
Because our understanding of the universe is governed by the basic idea that something doesn't just come from nothing.

Atheism is the disbelief in god. Deism (thanks for familiarizing me with the term) says that a god exists, but that he doesn't intervene with humankind. Your summary on my stance is correct, but deism doesn't really fall into atheism until you twist the word to mean atheism with reference to interventionist gods.

>>3839557
>Atheism is the belief there is no god.

Fixed