/sci/ - Science & Math

show your ass

juggle 9 flaming torches in front of him while unicycling and reciting "I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,..."

Walk in after class when you two alone and show him your penis, then walk out.

Show your cock. He will envy you for how small it is.

Publish a new result.

show him your penis

>>3837881
forced.

Publish a paper on your penis.

>>3837881
Fuck off EK, you dumb shit, I hope you die the worst death ever imaginable.

>>3837881
>2011
>posting screenshot of your own post

ishygddt

>>3837906

I just wanted to impress my teacher in a way that had to do with physics ;_;

>>3837933
Stop using Fact VS Religion. I can't get made when you associate yourself so strongly with her face.

>>3837954
*mad

Anti Gravity

>>3837964
Carrey*

>>3837888
>implying one screenshot was meant as a meme

>implying samefag

>implying untestable hypothesis

You don't.

>>3837967
i already corrected myself.

>>3837933
Get off the board, forever, go to /cgl/ or some shit, that is a place where you might seem intelligent, all of us who have been here to witness the birth of your faggotry and stupidity hate you, if I could hate you, why someone with your level of stupidity can exist confuses me.

I hope you enjoy unemployment and whoring yourself out to Negroids.

>>3838012

>>3838024

Nice comeback, he is clearly mad, dumb cunt.

>>3838024
are you an asburger? if you cant see from that post that he is mad you have a big problem in emotion recognition.

Get a final grade of A+ on his class?

>>3838712
That's not impressive, it's normal.

>>3838720
Getting an A+ is not normal. Only the most intelligent in the class achieve it.

>>3838796
We are on /sci/. Only the most intelligent people post here.

>>3838805
But anybody can post here.

>>3838805
>Only the most intelligent people post here.
>said to Harriet on /sci/

Oh the irony!

>>3838812
can I lick your butthole?

>>3838805
>Only aspies post here

fix'd

>>3838824
You do not know me. How would you know if I am intelligent or not?

>>3838812
where is EK? how is she doing? was she banned? How is she coping with being banned? please pass this message to her

Ask him if gravitational waves can be redshifted.

>>3838812
Come on, everybody here has 150+ IQ, has done serious research and is waiting for his Nobel Prize while getting 300k starting.

>>3838812

You're learning.

>>3838829
EK said you were an idiot.

and you study psychology and not a hard science.

>>3838830
She has gone out. I think she is fine. I do not know if she is banned. What did you want me to tell her?

>>3838829

But we know all about you, Hariett.

>>3838835
because zoology is so much harder science

>>3838835
I do not think she would say that, and psychology is one of the sciences.

>>3838841
Just pass on my concern for her the situation of her being banned.


I like you harriet, you always write so neatly

>>3838850
You think zoology is more difficult than psychology is?

>>3838851
She did say that.

>>3838853
Why was she banned? I know she is sometimes quite rude but a lot of people are rude here as well.

>EK gets b&
>comes back with her other trip

Let's wait for Harry getting b& and teapot appears.

If ek and harriet share an ip. Wouldnt an ek ban mean we wouldnt be talking to harriet right now?

>>3838863
Why would I be banned?

I'm not a psychologist.

Psychology is a science. Only high schoolers and Physics/Chem majors who are still virgins think otherwise.

>>3838865
I am not sure. Do they just ban her username or her computer address?

>>3838865
>changing IP is really hard, guys

>>3838863
they are not the same person. ive seen them post within 30 seconds of each other.

>>3838862

all her posts were deleted and she disappeared. tell her to come back online soon.


how was your day, harriet?

>>3838867
In which category do you subsume trolls?

>>3838875

Trolls too.

>>3838872
She may be away for the evening. I do not think I will see her until tomorrow.
I had a nice relaxing day, how was yours?

>>3838872
If she is banned, then how log will she be unable to post for?

>>3838890
Some days. But I'm sure she's gonna be back tomorrow. At least I hope so.

>>3838898
don't butt in. i was talking to harriet. there i have a trip now

I had an okay day. just talking to EK mostly. thanks for asking

>>3838915
Why did you choose that name? That is misleading, I have no boyfriend.

show him that you understand how to derive laws of motion from an action principle
show him that you understand and can derive conservation laws based on the properties of space and time
show him that you can reformulate lagrangian mechanics into hamiltonian mechanics
show him that you can derive the equations of motion for the triple pendulum
show him that you can find exact solutions for the triple pendulum if you make a small angle approximation
show him that you can find the expectation value of x for a particle in a box
etc.

>>3838915

5/10

I lol'd cautiously.

>>3838890

Depends.....................................

Discover the Higgs-Boson particle OP. You will win all of the affections for it.

>>3838927
Oh right. you don't want these people to know. dont worry ill get rid of it

>>3838936
What does it depend on? Why do you think she may have been banned?

>>3838930
Trivial shit isn't gonna impress anyone.

>>3838942
But I do not know you, it is illogical to reference myself in your username.

>>3838943
Our mod doesn't give a reason for bans. Mostly it's "inane trolling garbage".

>>3838955
You can be banned for 'trolling'?

>>3838947
since he said teacher not lecturer I'm guessing he's in highschool, I don't think any highschool teacher expects their pupils to know any of that
you're not even expected to know that until your 3rd year of college

>>3838959

Yes, I have been banned numerous times for "trolling".

Basically, if you say anything contrary to what a mod thinks (e.g if you say "Planetes is shit") you can get permabanned.

>>3838954
Why don't you like me, harriet??

>>3838959
so it seems

>>3838870
Usually both

>>3838959
Although 4chan is dedicated to trolling, you can get b& for it. Our mod doesn't have control of his emotions. Well, what do you expect from a ponyfag?

>>3838967
trolling isn't just disagreeing with people. troll is doing what I'm doing right now. posting irrelevant crap about harriet

>>3838967
That sounds like abuse of privileges to me.

>>3838976
You seem nice, but I was just saying that I do not know you. I have never met you before.

>>3838982
What is a ponyfag?

>>3838982

Whoa, careful there...

>>3838994
well what do you suggets I call myself until you feel comfortable calling me your friend?

>>3838994
A ponyfag is a person obsessed with the children's show "my little pony".

>>3838994
>That sounds like abuse of privileges to me.

Welcome to the internet.

>What is a ponyfag?

Someone who likes My Little Pony

>>3838999
Why not just your name?

>>3839006
Is that not a show for small children? This website is supposed to be for adults.

>>3839010
There.

>>3839010
>Is that not a show for small children? This website is supposed to be for adults.

Indeed. These ponyfags suffer from severe delevopmental disorders and shouldn't be here.

Do all your homework on time, understand the material, and don't ask dumb questions in class.

>>3838829

You've assumed a trip on an anonymous image board

I think that's proof enough

>>3839026
Perhaps they are just being silly or obscure to attract attention.

>>3839022
>implying only children find this cute

>>3839031
Whatever. It doesn't belong here.

>>3839035
Finding something cute doesn't justify a sick obsession.

>>3839041
>Finding something cute doesn't justify a sick obsession.


It does justify enthusiasm for the program though.

inb4 moral panic about paedophilia or something else entirely unrelated

Study physics....

>>3839051
I'm sure you have seen ponychan. If you can't see anything wrong with it, you should be seriously worried about your mental state.

>>3839035
if she moved her front legs we'd all get a good glimpse of pony vag

>>3839058
I've been tehre. there's nothing worrying about it. it's just a fan site for a tv show. Just gallifrey one for doctor who fans

>>3839068
The show is for kindergarten children. Adults are not supposed to be fans. If you need more evidence, take a look at >>3839059

>>3839084
>stop liking things you shouldn't like
Fuck off.

>>3839108
Compelling argument.

>>3839084
>Adults are not supposed to be fans

nofunallowed

>>3839138

>we are not allowed to rape dead bodies
>no fun

>we are not allowed to kill other people for the lulz
>no fun

Impress teacher -

- do assignments
- do prereading
- clearly understand material
- do well on tests and in course

/there you go

>>3839084
It does not cause any harm. People should be free to enjoy whatever they like if it does not cause any harm.

>>3839152
However, things that do cause harm should be prohibited.

>hahaiwontdowhatyoutellme.jpg

>>3839155
Psychotics hearing voices do no harm. Yet they need treatment.
Autistics being unable to survive cause to harm. Yet they need help.
Commit suicide causes no harm to others. Yet it is prohibited by others.

>>3839160
>>3839155

yai, harriet agrees with ponyfandom

>>3839170
first two are false.

the last i kinda agree, suicide should be legal

>>3839170
Harm to the self is still harm! pony fans are not doing harm to themselves or others!!!

>>3839179
You don't know much about psychiatry, do yo?

>>3838833
or still in school school and cba to homework

>>3839170
Psychotics do not enjoy that experience. They need treatment because they suffer with their condition.

People with disabilities will suffer if they do not have other people to care for them. This causes harm.

Suicide causes harm to friends and family who will mourn your passing. The method of suicide can also cause harm to the individual for the time it takes them to die.

>>3839201
Thanks for confirming.

>>3839185
Mental retardation is abnormal and an aberration. So it requires treatment.

>>3839185

They are wasting their time by obsessing over something trivial and useless.

It should be banned. Just like how drugs are banned. Just like how gambling is banned. Just like how pornography is banned.

>>3839201
Do you have any idea how badly friends and families of bronies suffer when they find out that their pal is a... a... one of them? I feel sick just remembering.

get a girlfriend?