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Here Men From The Planet Earth First Set Foot Upon the Moon, July 1969 A.D.

We Came in Peace For All Mankind.

>> No.3827806

>we came motivated by a (cold) war to show that we are better than everyone else

>> No.3827811

>>3827806
>so edgy

>> No.3827836

To bad humanity will never do something that epic again.

>> No.3827846

>>3827811
No that really was the only reason we went. Did you miss that period of history which was one long dick waving competition between east and west?

>> No.3827853

>>3827811
Whats so edgy about the truth?

>> No.3827882

>>3827806
>>3827846
>>3827853
And antibiotics were just a means to keep soldiers in fighting condition.

>> No.3827887

>>3827846
>>3827853

>extreme edgyness detected

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3827890

>in a cold war
>peace for all mankind
>spend the later years bombing brown people

>> No.3827893

>>3827853

"Less reality; more fantasy!"
- hedonism bot

>> No.3827904

>>3827890
>later years
>implying we ever weren't bombing anyone

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_US_wars

>> No.3827911

>>3827887
>"I Can't understand the cold war so I'll call them edgy to disguise my dumb ass"

I suppose you thought 9/11 was a unprovoked attack as well

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3827950

>From moon landing to 9/11 in eleven posts.

You are put on a ship capable of reaching .99999c and cruising for an arbitrary length of time.

Calculate the probability that /sci/ is still full of fail after:
a) One year of travel.
b) Five years of travel.
c) Ten years of travel.
d) Hundred years of travel.

All times are shipboard years.

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3827976

>From moon landing to 9/11 in eleven posts.

You are put on a ship capable of reaching .99999c and cruising for an arbitrary length of time.

Calculate the probability that /sci/ is still full of fail after:
a) One year of travel.
b) Five years of travel.
c) Ten years of travel.
d) Hundred years of travel.

All times are shipboard years.

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3827984

>>3827911
>9/11
>mfw post number

>> No.3827987 [DELETED] 

-Land a man on the moon, he walks around, plants the flag, takes some photos
>epic celebration

-The program becomes more advanced and the expeditions are now scientific in nature
>OH GOD THE COST FUCKING CANCEL SO WE CAN SPEND THAT MONEY ON BOMBS AND PRISONS

-Apollo program canceled before its conclusion

>> No.3827990

Switch "Mankind" with "America"

Let's be honest, we billed it as AMERICA LANDING ON THE MOON, not humans landing on the moon.

Also, Imagine if that mission failed. Talk about counting your hens if that placard would be drifting in space if SATURN V blew up during lift off upper atmosphere

>> No.3828004 [DELETED] 

>2011
>people still believe we landed on the moon
ISHYGDDT

>> No.3828000

>>3827976
a)100%
b)100%
c)100%
d)99.(9)%

>> No.3828003

-Americans land on the moon, walk around, plant flag, take photos
>YEAH WE DID IT WE BEAT THE RUSSIANS

-Apollo program advances, lunar expeditions are now scientific missions
>HURR DURR OH GOD THE COST WE COULD BE SPENDING THAT ON SCHOOLS AND HOSPITALS

-Apollo program canceled. Money spent on bombs and prisons.

-Space program goes into stagnation

>> No.3828008

>>3827890
it's like that "all men are created equal" thing. we know who we mean.

>> No.3828010

>>3828004
and
here
we
go

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3828018

>>3828000
Derp! It was a trick question!
Any pessimist can tell you that humanity is doomed within the next few years. Doomed! DOOOOOOOMED!

>> No.3828020

>>3828004
>2011
>People are still morons
I can't wait until brain enhancement technologies solve this.

>> No.3828048

>>3828004
The moon landings happened like it was reported.

But they actually found the flag already in place, put up as a joke by a nepalese moon mission in 1932.