/sci/ - Science & Math

inb4 amerifats

why trying so hard yurop?

we've been shitting out stuff like this for a century now, it's finally time you jump on board.

Sounds legit.

>>3792894
Fucking Italian scientists think that neutrino's travel faster than light. Since when did those Niggers ever do anything right?

I think you meant to say

USA: winning more nobel prizes than the next 5 highest countries combined

Europe: Going down the shithole
America: Already in the shithole
Asia: Booming

>>3792911

Europe: Going down the shithole
America: Already in the shithole
Asia: Filled with peasants who get paid nothing and live in huts with their 600 family members

Most of europe's status with american banks: AAA
America's status with american banks: AA+

>>3792930
It's slightly better now, that's considered booming when talking about Asia - the worlds provider of shit we don't even need.

>Attributing scientific discoveries to an entire fucking continent and not the individuals involved
Trying to somehow include yourself in CERN by calling them "Europe" is fucking pathetic.

Just wait until the next debt ceiling debate starts, America. Our children already suck at everything, can't even get jobs if they do manage to somehow learn to add and spell and get a bachelor's degree.

inb4 Liberty

> implying CERN isn't a multinational institution employing physicists from every developed country

0/10

>>3792907

Seriously now?

you forgot
> scrap NASA

>>3792993
Give that damn tired argument up already. Every damn generation says the exact freaking thing about the next one.

The truth is constant. 90% are useless idiots. 10% will carry them forward.

>>3792993
fucking this, I've got a bachelors and no one will hire me because jobs in my field feel they can demand a Masters + experience and jobs outside my field have masses of less educated people clamoring for the same position

it's fucking terrible. Good thing those rich people we're not taxing have produced all those jobs right?

>>3793008
Nope, just european scientsts.
Centre for EUROPEAN nuclear research

>>3793055
Actually, scientist from every country paid by european money.

>>3793055
zing

ITT: people who don't know that the US contributed almost half a billion dollars to the LHC's construction.

>>3793093
Pennies compared to most european countries

>>3793069
Bro, you're so mad you can't even form a coherent sentance.
Don't get me wrong, I'd be mad too if I lived in the only country to even join the third world.

>americans still have highest gdp
>strongest military
>best higher education
>most noble prizes
>leader of the corporate world
>cultural leader of the world
>political leader of the word

cool beans.

Well, thanks for trying to wreck the INTERNATIONAL effort on the James Webb Telescope. Thanks America.

>>3792894
Trolls: Relying on obvious hyperbole (which is about as subtle as a sledgehammer) instead of carefully thought-out trolling subjects.

>>3793093
Sounds like less than we give the oil companies in tax breaks. But keep pretending we science now.

>>3793115
It's still a shithole.

What does that tell you?

>>3793097
Bingo. We have a spelling mistake in a post criticising grammar.

>>3793115
I believe China has the highest GDP.

>>3792987
This faggot knows what he's talking about.

>>3792987

Without money from the govern they wouldn't be doing science, so I have the right to say "we"

>>3793115
>mfw America only functions because it goes to war every decade over bullshit reasons.

If the rest of the world wasn't such a pussy and told America enough was enough they would be worse off than the mid east.

But I'm glad to be alive at this time, the collapse of America and even maybe Europe is going to happen by the end of our lifetime.

>>3793136
It doesn't sound like you live where I live. You are probably just some troll who has never been to the region you are commenting on. That kind of attitude doesn't allow you to change your position on anything. Why are you here?

>>3793137
I wasn't criticising his grammar, I was criticising the fact his sentance made no sense with no obvious typing/spelling error

>>3793176

>collapse of Europe

Big fucking deal, we collapse every century and then get back to work

>>3793173
Trying to ignore the truth, Americanfag?

>implying america didnt give fuck tons of cash to CERN
>implying no american scientists work at CERN

>>3793184
Pull your head out of your ass, it has nothing to do with America, we're incompetent over here just as over there.

The goverment restricts the banks, people and goverment fucks up and then we just ask questions instead of taking charge.

While america just throw darts at the world for their next attack, just waiting for that cashflow from the taxpayers while producing almost no exports.

America has to go to war, they have nothing else to do.

Europe is going down the drain because it's a fuckwit who pays lazy people to be lazy, then throw money at the problem.

>break into CERN
>jump in the neutrino accelerator
>grab one single neutrino
>travel faster than the speed of light

Problem americans ?

>>3793233
neutrino flys right through you.

>>3793217

What has that do with my post

>>3792894
I'm a skinny, American atheist, and there are millions more like me.