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Neutrino appreciation thread.

>> No.3792725
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>> No.3792726

What does a Neutrino say when it goes faster than the speed of light?

It says, look I'm going faster than the speed of light!

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Oh iz dat how it is, ah?

I'd like to schee yor ground breaking seories in physics, mein Kind. So i let a little particle slip, oder...is no big deal really.

Now if you'll excuse me, i have a poker metch mit Mr. Hawking and Newton in the holodeck. Guten Abend.

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>>3792773
may I join? or am I... "too fast" for the competition?

>> No.3792829

Tachyons.

(I told you so.)

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swoosh

>> No.3792857

Two neutrinos walk into a bar. One agrees to be the designated driver. They have a great night together and get home safely.

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>>3792825

Tesla, i'm sorry but we must protect you from the Q continuum. I have no intention of giving in to their demands to take you. If you have any ideas, i'm listening.

>> No.3792870

Everytime a neutrino goes faster than light, a Schroedinger kitten dies... or not.

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>>3792858
Catherine just go back to seeking out points of light like an earth insect, you can't compete with the big leagues.

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>> No.3793149

I called it, bitches.