/sci/ - Science & Math

What next Tesla? Got the Grand Unified Theory hidden somewhere in your fucking time machine?

GOD DAMN IT TESLA.

I can ms paint quotes underneath scientists too.

Oh my god, I think I shit brix after reading that.

Tesla was a fucking wizard.

>>3790765
http://www.tfcbooks.com/tesla/1932-07-10.htm
Source

wut

Christians could have been right.

Tesla is god.

>google ""they move with great velocity, exceeding that of light""
>conspiracy theory links everywhere
>conspiracies everywhere

CONSPIRACISTS WERE THE TRUE SCIENSTISTS ALL THIS TIME

lets wait for other scientists to confirm CERN's findings...

but if he did say that...

wtf that's fucking nostradamus shit right there

>>3790735
>>3790779

HOOOLLLLYY

SHIIIITTTT

TESLA WAS A FUCKING WIZARD

Dude...fucking Tesla.

Oh hey guys! Whats goin on in this thread?

WE SCIENTIST NOW

1. Nikola Tesla (deal with it)

2. Leonhard Euler (math’s bad boy)

3. Archimedes of the University of Syracuse

3b. Euclid of Alexandria University

4. Carl Friedrich Gauss

4b. G.F. Bernhard Riemann
4c. Paul Erdős

5. Alan Turing (he was so fabulousss!)

6. Niels Bohr

7. Marie Curie

7b.Rosalind Franklin (one big room, full of bad bitches)

8. Alexander Shulgin

9. Dick Feynman

10. Neil deGrasse Tyson

11. Carl Sagan

11b. Brian Cox

11c. Morgan Freeman

12. Darwin

12b. Dawkins

13. Erwin Schrodinger

14. Stephen Hawking
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.

.

9001. Dr. Emmett Brown
9002. Dr. Victor Frankenstein
9003. Michael Kaku
9004. Sigmund Freud

>>3790735
Yes bitchesss!!!!

Tesla knew more about feilds and particles than any one scientist of his time, and most likly since.

>>3790829
come on i love neil too but hes not above sagan

>science skill up in this bitch

how would he know this and not make it public with his telsa coil?

>>3790844
>Replying to an obvious troll

WHAT NOW MORTALS?

Holy fuck.

>>3790829

Switch Euler and Gauss, and give the man his due, raise Hawking to 10, then this would be quite fair.

so like neutrons and neutrinos are the same thing now thats cool i guess

>>3790829
gauss was better than archimedes, but i agree with the first two.

fucking euler. publishing 50+ math papers a year well into his seventies.

fucking tesla. working 18 hour days and producing two trucks full of papers/schematics.

we jelly now

mfw this thread

>>3790851
>Implying I'm a troll

So if he was right about this, then how many more of his ideas are also right.

>>3790829

were the fuuck is einstein

>>3790866
If you read the source, you'd know that by neutrons he means any particle with zero charge.

>>3790757
I'm pretty sure Tesla said he was working on something akin to that in the last years of his life.

>>3790874

Einstein has been outmoded

>>3790872
Everything. he is a wizard

>>3790874

>>3790892

>that picture

Someone needs to shoop a trollface onto Einstein standing next to E = mc^2

>>3790829
Drop the pop-scientists to hawkings level and raise Gauss and we're good to go.

Did he prove it?
No.
Then he didn't discover shit.

this goes on the enormous pile of utter lies vomited up by that egomaniac.

>>3790924
lol shut up edison.

>>3790924
u mad Einstein?

>>3790924
PROTIP: all of mathematics is one huge logical fallacy. It's called begging the question.

>>3790829
Nah, you have to start with Thales.

Tesla was not a scientist as much as an engineer/inventor. But putting some popularisers of science among the most important scientist is beyond wrong. Where is Copernicus, Planck, Heinsberg, etc.
Hawkings, what experimentally proven discovery did he make? Pointless ranking.

>>3790878

The theory, or the time machine?

Also, I know you guys got a a hard-on for Tesla, but he's not the only person to come to conclusions on then unknown physical phenomenon before the rest of the community.

A famous example is Sidis's prediction of black holes.

>>3790924
lol

had a vision of einstein and edison hunched over a computer together. einstein types it and says 'hows that?' and edison says 'yeah that'll teach that fucker', then they high-five.

>>3790908

Still waiting on this

>>3790940
The theory. IIRC he was working on some unified theory of gravitation and electromagnetism.

>>3790908
I would also like the picture described by this fag

>>3790934
did i say mathematical proof? No. im simply referring to the fact that he gave no evidence supporting his claim. suggesting this vague, unsupported statement is proof he discovered any of this is just like the people who say nostradamus predicted the LHC would end the world and 9-11.

>>3790924
egomaniac or not he was a fucking wizard:
>spoke 8 languages
>very proficient at billiards, chess and card-playing, sometimes spending more than 48 hours in a stretch at a gaming table
>never sleep more than two hours (On one occasion at his laboratory Tesla worked for a period of 84 hours without sleep or rest.)
>He refused to hold conventions without his Tesla coil blasting electricity throughout the room, despite the audience often being terrified
>regarded as a mad scientist by many late in his life.[

>>3790976
>pathologically afraid of door nobs

>>3790976

You will never be a bad ass mad scientist like Tesla

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

>>3790978
Do you have the balls to touch lightning if your calculations show that there's no danger?

>>3790978
>implying there is anything wrong with that.

I will only touch antimicrobial copper alloy doorknobs

>>3790986
There's nothing stopping me!!!

He also presents the theory that neutrinos are scalar waves moving faster than the speed of light. When moving at the speed of light they are photons but when a neutrino is slowed to below the speed of light it simply becomes an electron. Neutrinos can oscillate between e- and e+.

>>3791008

What the actual fuck. Source?

He was celibate and claimed that his chastity was very helpful to his scientific abilities.[21]

virgin master race

>>3791022
String theory and alchemy both based on vibrations, coincidences are common

>>3791008
0/10

>>3790976
he was certainly a wonderfully "fruity" person, science could use a few more like him. he was also an astoundingly brilliant pioneer of electricity. but he did talk a lot of bollocks.

incidentally Tycho Brahe
>had a gold nose after he lost his in a duel over who was the better mathematician.
>had a pet moose which died after falling down the stairs drunk at a party.
>reportedly died from a bladder infection after rupturing his bladder out of etiquette, refusing to leave the table at a dinner party with the king of Sweden. its also possible he died from mercury posing from his alchemy.

"The United States is a miserable place. If they're not careful, somebody is going to fly a pair of airplanes into the buildings this beloved city of New York." ~ Tesla, December 29, 1942.

>>3791008
[citation needed]

Nevertheless, Tesla could be harsh at times; he openly expressed his disgust for overweight people, once firing a secretary because of her weigh

he would not survive in USA nowadays

>>3790735

OP GIVE US A MOTHERFUCKING CITATION, IF YOU GIVE ME A LEGIT SOURCE I WILL STAND AT THE TOP FLOOR OF THE ATRIUM AT MY UNIVERSITIES SCIENCE LIBRARY AND SCREAM TESLA WAS RIGHT, EINSTEIN HAS BEEN DISPROVED, THEN I WILL THROW 10 COPIES OF THE PAPER CERN JUST PUT OUT DOWN INTO THE FUCKING CROWD, THEN I WILL RUN OUT OF THE FUCKING DOOR AND SPEED OVER TO MY SICK FRIEND WHO COULDNT COME TO LECTURE TODAY

"2Pac ain't dead, nigga. He faked the whole thing." ~ Tesla, December 29, 1941

>>3791050
There is nothing wrong with hating fat people. If more people hated them, maybe they'd feel motivated to change.

>>3791050

What's wrong with that?
He's right. Overweight people are disgusting subhumans with no self-control, safe for the few with actual thyroid problems.

WHATHEFUCKINGTESLA

>>3791050
>implying he wouldn't fire lightning out of his fingers at anyone standing in his way to greatness

>>3790976
>He refused to hold conventions without his Tesla coil blasting electricity throughout the room, despite the audience often being terrified

Definition of badass.

"Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time" ~ Tesla, December 29, 1940

Not OP.

But I put this all into an image.

Pic related by a factor greater than c.

>>3791057
see
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WAT

brb printing billions and billions of pages

fucking Teslafags, fuck off, he was a goddamn nutbag

"I foresee some kind of communication network linking humanity in the future, people seeing other people on a screen projecting signals electronically."

-Tesla august 3, 1892

>>3791090

http://www.tfcbooks.com/tesla/1932-07-10.htm

"Snape kills Dumbledore" ~ Tesla, August 13, 1937

>>3791057
You're an idiot.

"I hate the new facebook" - Tesla January 20, 1938

Tesla believed that Einstein's Theory of Relativity was preceeded by the work of another Serbo-Croat scientist, Ruđer Bošković.

>>3791099

Tesla was played by David Bowie, Einstein by Yahoo Serious. What else needs to be said?

>>3791099

>you mad?
he mad

"I keep hearing about this new politician in Germany. Hitler is it? I don't like his face. Looks like the kind of guy who could just kill 6 million jews." ~ Tesla, 1934

>>3791095
so? he was a nutbag, and among all the bollocks he said some happened to coincide with something that is proved true

>>3791115
Prestige was fucking awesome.

I foresee a day when a fairy faggot named christopher poole makes a shit community ~ Tesla, 1934

>>3791061
I'm gonna have to ask for a source

>>3791124
If Tesla was ever correct, it was totally by accident.

>>3791127
lol'd

Slav master race reportong in

>ITT: Buttmad Tesla haters

>>3791120
Then he was wrong since hitler only killed about 3.5 million jews

"I fucking love electricity. Also, I predict that the Russians will be the first to have a man in space, but the Americans the first to have men on the moon." ~ Tesla, 1876

>>3791129

>invent electricity

"well..accidents happen. " - ~Tesla 1874

"I've determined that by attacching electric fields receptors to the head you could watch the toughts of a person as if watching a film"
Tesla 19 November 1911

"I sense vasts amounts of butthurt in 2011" ~ Tesla, 1934

The fission of atoms could be used to create a bomb unlike humanity has ever seen, but that would go against my moral standard ~ Tesla sept. 22, 1879

>>3790924
Go to bed, Edison.

>>3791160
Invent electricity?

Goddamn teslafags are as fucking retarded as he was.

So, I love Tesla and all, but I haven't read a single biography. Could you recommend a good (i.e.: faithful to his doings and inventions) one, /sci/?

"This neutrino based time machine is pretty simple to use" ~ Tesla dec. 12, 2012

>>3791197
Tesla is a dick by Thomas Edison

>>3791127

"...and im gonna be a new shity meme there on /sci/." - ~Tesla 1935

captcha: E=mc2ain'tS hit

>>3791197
here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC79lMjzIYI

excuse the shit quality

>>3791219

"One day, I will be a meme on a shit community invented by a faggot named Christopher Poole." ~ Tesla, 13 January 1934

- I forsee one day where people will use my quotes to make it seem like i forsee things in the future - Nicola tesla - july 5, 1934

>>3790892
HAHAHA
I'm laughing like a retard now.

>>3790829

Pascal

>>3791231
>>3791234

ohboyherewego.avi

"I preferred PCs to MACs, in the 21st century, but these quantum computers are many orders of magnitude more powerful"

- Tesla may 6, 2149

>>3791166
http://gizmodo.com/5843117/scientists-reconstruct-video-clips-from-brain-activity

>>3791234
my brain is full of fuck

"I happen to have been augmented" - Tesla, 2027

Tesla is not a meme... is a meme now.

>>3790948

That cracked me up. We need someone to draw it.

"I foresee me not being a meme, being a meme, not being a meme" - Tesla dec. 28th 1829

sorry he said no....

>2011
>Believing Einstein

>>3791129
Or, maybe by the fact that he was theorizing, experimenting and making observation. You know, science! You are aware he made discoveries still used nowadays, right? And those weren't lucky strikes.

It's funny how most people consider Tesla Insane. The funny thing is, what caused his public downfall was something he was right about: He had managed to capt radiowaves from mars and become th laughing stock of everyone when he made public his discovery.

Later, after his death, it was understood that what he had capted was infrared, which was effectively emitted by mars (and any bodies).

I can't believe this shit.

No, wait, I can.

It's Tesla.

>>3791323

/thread over

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>>3791081
nice

I wonder, wherever we go when we die. I wonder what nicola tesla said to einstein when the news of this particle shit hit the news. Does anyone know?

>>3791323
>>3791325

>>3790806
no it's unheard of level of genius right there

'I predict that the hebrews will have to sacrifice the land they will take from palestine' Tesla- 1932

>>3790862

No offence and all....and I really don't mean to be offensive...but Hawking can't even walk...again not trying to be mean. But if you want to be a scientific badass I think you should be able to walk...especially with today's technology.

>>3791358
I bet they're bros to the max.

Einstein was probably all like WAAAT
And tesla was probably all like I TOLD YOU DOG, I TOLD YOU ABOUT DEM NEUTRINOS.
And then Einstein was like DUDE, AWESOME. HERE'S THAT FIVE BUCKS I GUESS
And the Tesla was like, FORGET IT BRAH, LET'S GET WASTED

A Tesla circle-jerk thread? I like it.

>>3791392
They weren't frat boys.

he knew it too

Tesla was critical of Einstein's relativity work, calling it:
...[a] magnificent mathematical garb which fascinates, dazzles and makes people blind to the underlying errors. The theory is like a beggar clothed in purple whom ignorant people take for a king ... its exponents are brilliant men but they are metaphysicists rather than scientists ...[78]
Tesla also argued:
I hold that space cannot be curved, for the simple reason that it can have no properties. It might as well be said that God has properties. He has not, but only attributes and these are of our own making. Of properties we can only speak when dealing with matter filling the space. To say that in the presence of large bodies space becomes curved is equivalent to stating that something can act upon nothing. I, for one, refuse to subscribe to such a view.[79]

>>3791414

Translation: "I don't understand the equations."

>>3790829

Yet again, not a single biologist on the list.

What does /sci/ have against biologists?

>>3791050

Good for him, more people should be openly critical of fat people. Being overweight (or skinnyfat for that matter) is like smoking cigarettes, it's disgusting, and an inability to quit is not a medical condition, it's a failure of willpower.

>>3791463
"All science other than physics is stamp collecting." - His Fordship Ernest Rutherford

>>3790908

SOMEONE, THIS. MOTHERFUCKING THIS.

"Sadly, I predict Zyzz will be more popular than me" ~ Tesla, 1942

>>3791463
>Darwin

>>3790829
>No Michio Kaku

Fuck your list.

I for one welcome our new wizard overlord.

>>3791463
Darwin was on the list. So what if he was a naturalist, in his time the sciences were very much mixed and he was close to biology relative to what everyone else was like at the time.

>>3791463
>>3791515
Darwin is my hero. He was as much a naturalist as was ever born.

I think Telsa is my new hero. He is like the Leonardo da Vinci of the 1900s.

>>3790829
This is the worst troll since George W Bush.

>>3791602
I'll take that as a compliment

>>3791612
Since you're a namefag without trip, I don't know whether you are the same Blackman that posted in the last weeks on /sci/.
Assuming you are that guy, I have to say that I lost my respect for you.

"People won't recognize my superior intellect until 100 years from now, a time in which scientists become more important than politicians" Tesla, September 24, 1911.

>>3791631
Lol what did "I" say?

>>3791632
>a time in which scientists become more important than politicians

>yfw this will never happen

>>3791632
I don't recall Tesla ever saying that. He says that all of his designs simply come to him, sometimes in a flash of light. He never claims to be more intelligent than anyone.

>>3790829
sagan as fuck

>>3791647

Never give up sad frog...there is always hope. We will prevail and bring justice to this crumbling world, and make it enjoyable for all..
- Tesla, Sept. 23 2011

>>3790924
>>3790924
>>3790924

>Did he prove it?
>No.
>Then he didn't discover shit.

So Einstein was dumb shit since almost all of his things was theoretical, right?

>this goes on the enormous pile of utter lies vomited up by that egomaniac.

But... but its been proven.

Fuck.

Serbian master race reporting in. Other countries' scientists, are you even trying?

"Exactly 100 years from now, to this date, people will be arguing over my quotations. And most of them will be wrong."
-Nikola Tesla, Sept. 24 1911

>>3790829
where the hell is planck?

>>3791647
>>3791647
>>3791647

>implying they aren't

Just because popular vote means shit in their job does not mean their importance is of lesser note.

>>3791706

Too bad most scientists get their funding from politicians.

If it turns out Einstein was wrong and thus Tesla was right, he is by far the most underrated scientist of all time. First Edison screwed him out of fame by being the guy schoolchildren learn invented the lightbulb and electricity, and even with Einstein's error kids will still be learning about him over Tesla.

Poor Tesla, his genius was too advanced to make him famous. Which also explains why he was so fucking broke when he died.

>>3791729
I think it's about time we give him the respect he deserves; should we call today, yesterday or July 10th Tesla Day?

>>3791729

Billion times this

“Let the future tell the truth, and evaluate each one according to his work and accomplishments. The present is theirs; the future, for which I have really worked, is mine.” ~ Tesla, true quote

Tesla was a real wizard:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT2ZAyuEyDE

I'd like to bring this up,if you don't mind:
>(Reuters) - Sub-atomic particles apparently traveling faster than light could force a major rethink of theories about how the cosmos works

Fair enough

>and even allow dreams of time travel and extra dimensions, scientists said on Friday.

Really,Reuters?
You're going on record as having said that time travel is suddenly likely to happen?

>>3790829
>no susskind
>stephen hawkin at 14

"I have decided to be born on the 10th of July, 1856 "

- Tesla april 12th, 344 a.d.

YOU READ THE SOURCE!!!

>>3791758
>scientists said

nobody of them said that. Dammit, the public is a cesspool of shitheads. /sci/ as well.

>>3791766
I'd believe it.

>>3791758

>and even allow dreams of time travel
>dreams of time travel
>dreams

They made the fantastic claim that this will allow us to dream of time travel. You're right, that's going too far. No time travel imagination allowed!

Christ where did you get "will likely happen" from the word "dreams"?

Tesla pondered about the idea of a flying craft that would fly using an electric motor powered by grounded base stations. As time progressed, Tesla suggested that perhaps such an aircraft could be run entirely electro-mechanically. The theorized appearance would typically take the form of a cigar or saucer.[93]

TESLA IS RESPONSIBLE FOR GOVERNMENT REEARCH THAT WAS MISTAKEN AS UFOS

KEYWORD = CIGAR SHAPED CRAFT

WAKE THE FUCK UP FAGGOTS, TESLA IS THE NUMBER ONE SCIENTIST IN TOP SECRET GOVERNMENT RESEARCH

>>3791775
yes

>>3791780
>(Reuters) - "This guy is super mad, scientists said on Friday"

>>3791750
I just call July 10th my birthday. Also, I'm planning on studying some electrical engineering in addition to my current physics study.

COINCIDENCE?

>>3791789
You got me,man,you got me.

>>3791797

>2011
>aliums

>ISHYGDDT

Guys, Tesla never died. He just traveled forward in time one day once he finished building the time machine that he was able to design because he never bought into special relativity. Just watch, once CERN's finding gets confirmed Tesla will reveal himself to the world and
>the future, for which I have really worked, is mine

"I will be reincarnated on 28th February 1992, in a small town of Romania " - Nicola Tesla - 7th January 1943

>>3790924

Correct. Did he make any measurements? No. So he was just making a claim without any support. Just like I claim that out there, is a man ready to penetrate OP's anus.

>>3791854
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGns4jf4iO4

>>3791858
>>3791854
>all conjectures are immediately invalidated unless there is circumstantial evidence providing the idea with some merit aka assumptions.
>makesensetome.jpeg

TESSSSLAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Don't worry guys I bookmarked OP's source so we can always rub /sci/'s face in the poo another day. Let's not ruin the moment with any pointless bickering over this proven again legend.

>>3791877
U MAD, EDISON?

He had no hobby, cared for no sort of amusement of any kind and lived in utter disregard of the most elementary rules of hygiene ... His method was inefficient in the extreme, for an immense ground had to be covered to get anything at all unless blind chance intervened and, at first, I was almost a sorry witness of his doings, knowing that just a little theory and calculation would have saved him 90 percent of the labor. But he had a veritable contempt for book learning and mathematical knowledge, trusting himself entirely to his inventor's instinct and practical American sense.[101]

-Tesla in regards to Edison's death

I would be pretty pissed off if i came to USA from some shithole Serbia and be fucked up by Morgan, Edison, Marconi and many other insignificant faggots

GO TESLA!!!

tl;dr, but in the caption, it said "carrying [a small] charge".

A neutrino doesn't

Tesla... you rascal!

NOPENOPENOPE
TESLA WAS A SHIT TIER SCIENTIST
NOPENOPENOPE

Und also ein meme...

>>3791918
So small a charge that it's essentially nothing. As in, he couldn't find it anywhere.

Shit like this can always align with a preconceived idea. You simply read what you want to read into it. I have moar of the quote:
>I have harnessed the cosmic rays and caused them to operate a motive device. Cosmic ray investigation is a subject that is very close to me. I was the first to discover these rays and I naturally feel toward them as I would toward my own flesh and blood. I have advanced a theory of the cosmic rays and at every step of my investigations I have found it completely justified. The attractive features of the cosmic rays is their constancy. They shower down on us throughout the whole 24 hours, and if a plant is developed to use their power it will not require devices for storing energy as would be necessary with devices using wind, tide or sunlight. All of my investigations seem to point to the conclusion that they are small particles, each carrying so small a charge that we are justified in calling them neutrons. They move with great velocity, exceeding that of light.

>I have advanced a theory of the cosmic rays and at every step of my investigations I have found it completely justified.
>advanced a theory
>investigations

Does anyone have some info on how he "advanced a theory" or info on these apparent investigations? That would help determine if he was actually onto it.

>>3791970
and hate they did.

TESLA QUOTES NOW A MEME

U MAD EDISON?

BRACE FOR EPIC:


"Miss! Never trust a Jew!" ~ TESLA


To a secretary, as quoted in Tesla: Man Out of Time (1998) by Margaret Cheney, ISBN 0743215362 , p.165 (footnote)


THIS FUCKING SEALS THE DEAL, TESLA IS NEW /SCI/ GOD

I oneder what happened to all of his work after he died...

>>3792064
Tesla has always been the "God" of /sci/. Kaku being the human toilet

>>3792082

inb4 shitstorm.....bracing.....

>>3792086
Kaku is the new Carl Sagan you idiot.

>>3792082

Fbi took a lot of papers, but guess what, in Tesla's museum in Belgrade, Serbia, there's still 40000 pages of his work yet to be investigated

>>3792082

the US gov (FBI sspecifically) went and stole ALL of his documents, locked them away, and declared them a national security issue, seems like they knew something all you tesla haterz are denying

>>3792082

hoover, then head of the FBI locked it away as top secret for eternity.
then went on to become president.
evil fuck.

>>3792093
Hurr

>>3792082
Tesla is not really dead, he is time traveling and took all of his work with him.
That or he burned it out of spite/fear/regret (or because he hated everyone/thought we didn't deserve his work)

this shit drives me nuts, and people think the US military hasn't had anti-gravity figured out for ages....

> this thread

>>3792111
He teaches science to the masses, just like Sagan. Plus his voice isn't annoying as fuck.

"Let there be light!" ~ Tesla, August 17, 4000BC

>>3792126
No. Just no.

true quote!

>>3792140
What's the matter Blackman?

>>3792145
>>3792145
>>3792145
>>3792145

i lold

>>3792148

Yeah. teapot is online again.

"Broken Satellite will fall on Edison museum in USA (lol)" ~ Tesla 1924

They say Tesla's midi-chlorian count was well over 20,000....

....neutrinos could not penetrate him!

"I undress women with my eyes" - Nikola Tesla circa 1879

>edison

serbfags (like me) are very proud of tesla, perhaps too much since we barely even learn about thomas edison. Also I think its correct to say tesla is not underrated at all, not at the present atleast.

>>3792207
This is one misrepresentation I will not stand for. Delete your post and kill yourself.

In Tesla we trust.

>>3792207

That quote is often taken out of context. He was referring to relativity.

>>3792219
How can you say that after he recorded that entire album about it?

>>3792215

it's funny how we serbfags are proud of Tesla, but if he stayed in balkans instead of going in USA, he would be fucked for life.

Bite the pillow, I'm going in dry - Nikola Tesla

can I haz template of Tesla wit da contemplative though face [;z...

>>3790829
What the fuck is Stephen Hawking doing on this list, and why isn't Newton #2

Praise be unto the Prophet Tesla (peace be upon him)!

Ctrl+f: Maxwell
0 results

Why, /sci/?

>>3792262

>>3790829
>tyson
>dawkins
>sagan

haha oh wow, atheists really dont know shit about science or scientists

"He who laughs last, laughs best" - Nicola Tesla taking about Einstein

>>3792264
Stop bitching and make your own power ranking if you feel offended

>>3792278
>Maxwell
>take others work
>rearrange them a bit
>claim new discovery
>expect to be considered great

howaboutno.slapyourface.exe

>>3792278

>>3792244

That's actually a very good quote.

>>3792317
>sounds good
> doesn't realize
>nature of war

Nuf said.

>>3792344
holy shit, /thread

>>3791050
you multicultural libtard, there's nothing wrong with trying have a nice bizness image, a fat employee is a problem if you care about image. The mega-chains of today only care about the images they put out in ads and not the people they hire, enjoy your whales serving you cow shit.

only beta faggots like you are scared to tell someone they look gross. if a friend of yours smells strongly of shit wouldn't you tell him he smelled like shit and request he take a shower and change clothes? or would you just 'tolerate' his 'diverse' life-style? unless fat people actively fashion themselves to look ok/good (the fatter a person is the more difficult it is) then they are shit for the eyes, just as shit is shit for the nose.

don't be a leftist tool.

>>3792344

lol'd

>>3792105
I....what?
J. Edgar Hoover
Herbert Hoover

I cannot spell Herbert from adEgJr.

>>3790829
>Not including Faraday, Boltzmann, Gibbs, Newton, Hooke, Heisenberg, Dirac...etc. etc. etc.

shit list

>>3790908
Done.

>>3792394
>implying I intended to list all your favorite scientists and mathematicians
>implying I intended to list every scientist and mathematician

>>3792400
YES! THERE'S THAT SONOFABITCH!

>>3792394
>implying newton didn't steal everything from faraday

>>3792415

>implying it wasn't a shit list regardless of what you were trying to do

>>3792431
>implying this isn't babby's first time on /sci/ and babby just wants to troll

0/100 see me after class

>>3792441
>i am a fucking moron
>i do not understand
>i believe trolls exist
>i am retarded

>>3792475

>>3791197
http://www.amazon.com/My-Inventions-Autobiography-Nikola-Tesla/dp/1452880956

http://www.tfcbooks.com/tesla/contents.htm

http://library [dot] nu/docs/34ZIEHD8Y9/Tesla%26%23039%3Bs%20Engine%3A%20An%20New%20Dimension%20for%20Power

>>3792441

0/100?

You are too generous. I rate that a 0/1000 at least.

>>3791918
I neutrino serves drinks at a bar... it has a small charge.

someone do a better joke.

>>3792644

>>3792644

> mfw I actually got dubs

>>3792644

Holy shit.

>>3792667
Holy shit! He actually got dubs!!

>>3792644
stop screwing around Tesla and get back to the continuum!

-Q

>>3792685

You again.

>>3792644

>>3792374
>grok
are understanding and confabulation really such hard works. I know some faggot in a book started that grok shit but it just makes you sound retard.. also that guy thinks that all causal networks are reversible, lolographic universe, etc. what a retard.

>>3791937
eine meme.
Meme's a are feminine (really feminine!)

>>3792644
>>3792644
>>3792644

GODDAMNIT TESLA.

>>3790735

new meme: TESLA KNEW IT

>>3792713
nope.
often, your first conjecture leads to the unification of all sciences and a golden age.

>>3792703
Listen you old hag I have business here, Tesla has gone crazy and he needs to be isolated for a few millennia for his insubordination.

>>3792749
mostly I don't like the name and how his lolographic universe has been abused by the new agers. the name is up there with GIMP for worst named objects.

>>3791166

You do realize that Tesla did indeed patent a device that he claimed allowed one to record and visually playback their dreams, right?

>>3792644
I am now convinced; Tesla is god.

>>3792162
>>3792207
>>3792229
>>3792283
>>3792293
>>3792304
>>3792374

go back to reddit and fuck up your own memes

>>3792750

Not this again, Q. You are such a pain in the ass.
If this crew has to get between your apprehending Tesla then so be it.

>Tesla was critical of Einstein's relativity work, calling it:

...[a] magnificent mathematical garb which fascinates, dazzles and makes people blind to the underlying errors. The theory is like a beggar clothed in purple whom ignorant people take for a king ... its exponents are brilliant men but they are metaphysicists rather than scientists ...

Tesla also argued:

I hold that space cannot be curved, for the simple reason that it can have no properties. It might as well be said that God has properties. He has not, but only attributes and these are of our own making. Of properties we can only speak when dealing with matter filling the space. To say that in the presence of large bodies space becomes curved is equivalent to stating that something can act upon nothing. I, for one, refuse to subscribe to such a view.

>>3792837

> I hold that space cannot be curved, for the simple reason that it can have no properties. It might as well be said that God has properties.

Holy shit was Tesla trollin deep on that one.

> Space cannot be curved, it is a non-existent entity. LIKE EDISON'S TESTICLES, OHHHHHH

>>3792837
Damn, it's like he's describing "climate change" to a T.

>>3792837

Would Tesla look down on me, for looking up to him?

Nikola tesla is the new einstein

>>3793086

There's a lot to suggest that Tesla was borderline autistic. So he might just be a little disturbed and ask you to stand a few feet further away.

>>3792344
>>3792344
>>3792344
>>3792344


THIS spread the meme

>>3792644
>>3792344

> mfw both dubs
> mfw both end in 44
> mfw I posted both

> A fly alighting on a TABLE in the room would cause a dull thud in my ear... In the dark I had the sense of a bat and could detect the presence of an object at a distance of twelve feet by a peculiar creepy sensation on the forehead. My pulse varied from a few to two hundred and sixty beats ...

What the fuck? Was Tesla Batman?

>>3793239

> None of you seem to understand. You're not here to kill me and steal my research. You're here to TELL THEM you did so.
> leaps out the window

>>3790829
Wasn't Marie Curie an assistant to her Husband, Pierre, and Pierre an assistant to someone else? How'd she get all the credit?
All three of them died from the radiation.

Wow

300 replies for a troll thread

your source is some shitty website

nope.jpg

>>3793294

She killed all of them

>that feel when Einstein is almost useless now

>>3792644
>superior alternating bonds
god tier hvdc dubs.jpg

>>3792706
> DIRECT DUBS WORK JUST FINE.png
That's cold.

>>3793309

What are you even claiming here? That that site heard the news about the neutrinos YESTERDAY and then went in and falsified an entire interview?

In addition to having last been modified in May of this year, the page cites a newspaper, The Brooklyn Eagle. That interview is also found on other sites via a simple Google search.

>>3793414

No bro, they made up that interview, propagated it across the internet, then went in and hacked all the page history to make it look years old.

HOW DEEP DOES THIS THING GO?!

>>3793309

> google 1932 Brooklyn Eagle article title "TESLA COSMIC RAY MOTOR MAY TRANSMIT POWER ‘ROUND EARTH"
> about 19,600 results

Yeah, nah, you're a cunt.

>>3793414
>>3793464

Damn.

>mfw I'm studying to be an electrical engineer out of sheer respect for Tesla and what he did.

>>3790829
>1. Nikola Tesla (deal with it)
>2. Leonhard Euler (math’s bad boy)
>3. Archimedes
>3b. Euclid
>4. Carl Friedrich Gauss
>5. G.F. Bernhard Riemann
>6. Paul Erdős
>7. Alan Turing (he was so fabulousss!)
>8. Niels Bohr
>9. Marie Curie
good list ther--

>11. Carl Sagan
>12. Darwin
>12b. Dawkins
>14. Stephen Hawking
gtfo hipster faggot!

>>3793309
Nope. CTers fucking love Tesla. Tesla claimed he had a device to harness "cosmic energy" that would replace fuel in motion devices. Free Energy believers eat that shit up. This particular interview is the cornerstone of that claim.