/sci/ - Science & Math

I think Grig should take himself back to school and learn to speak properly! However can he worship God with such terrible dialect?

I do think Grig is correct though. Why would God create such a large ocean if not for us to explore? But let's not get hasty. For all I know we have at least 6,000 years ahead of us to do it. Let's not rush.

Most science wasn't very good in prehistoric times. It was almost 6,000 years ago bro.

That's socialism, we should sacrifice grig first.

No other islands. God make one island for us. We should be spending bones on fire research. We closer than ever to creating self sustaining fire reaction, just need more funding, it only 30 years away at most.

>>3786177
I laughed

I suppose grig think other islands populated by strange other people who different colors, speak different words and have their own boats? Maybe he believe in Unidentified Floating Objects and think strange other island people are observing us from them.

Does grig even listen to himself when he speak this crazy talk?

GRIG!! ME JUST TALK TO SHAMAN MAN WHO SAY HE TALK TO CLOUD! CLOUD SAY "NO GRIG! NOT GO TO ISLANDS! ISLANDS BAD FOR GRIG AND GRIG PEOPLE" SHAMAN MAN SAY MORE, HE SAY WE NEED SAY STAY HERE AND PAY HIM MORE BONES TO TALK TO CLOUD AGAIN.

>>3786208

Shaman said that? Sound legit guys. I know where my bones going. Sorry grig, but you ams play cloud, go too far.

Dear Dorks:

Crossing the ocean to get to other ferile lands is one thing.

But crossing space to get to wholly inhospitable planetary bodies is another entire thing.

And space is so very huge that actually getting away from the source authority is a very large threat. That is why the Jewish bankers will never allow real space colonization to occur. It is why governments will also not allow it to occur. Why spend trillions just to watch people fly away with small delta-v changes and never come back?

Signed,
Fist-in-your-Face

Guys.

Guys, what if.

What if instead of gnawing off our limbs when they become infected, we rub different plants on them and see what happen? Maybe one of the plants make wound heal faster.

Just throwing out there.

>>3786239
>Implying that this was meant to relate to space travel in any way

Hey, you seem like smart people. I am have trouble learn to catch fish, can one of you catch fish for me please so I can say I did it?

>>3786239

>That is why the Jewish bankers

Where have I heard this before...

Grig, we talked about this. What things made from wood can survive lightning? We know lightning hits the big water and we can not shield against lightning. Big water wood float is pipedream that is not safe and never happen.

>>3786243
SHAMAN SAY BEAT THIS ONE TO DEATH WITH CLUB!! SEE HOW PLANTIES HELPS YOU THEN PLANTY MAN!!!

Self sustaining fire never happen. Ug make all fire and charge us bones. Ug never let bones be spent on fire that not run out.

>>3786261
> Where have I heard this before..

The trouble is that you don't hear it enough.

>>3786305

Big blue wood float never happen while evil neandertals hold us back in secret. Neandertal tribes control bones, make us slaves, they never allow us to ride wood floats to other islands and escape them. We must get rid of all Neandertals and THEN we can do big blue wood float! WHO WITH ME??

Grig ever think that we not have bone to spend? Bone trade is broken and some people can no even work for bone. You selfish Grig, wanting all our bone for other islands. We have Problems on our island.

GUYS GUYS

AT FOREST THEY JUST HAD YELLOW CAT RUNNING FASTER THAN HUMAN

I THINK ONEROCKS CARVING OF GENERAL HUNTING MAY BE WRONG HOLY DADONGA

UNGA BUNGA GRIG

You're always coming up with these crazy schemes to "float" or whatever. Have you ever looked at the sea? It's boring! Who would ever want to float on that.

>>3786316
Forget Neaderthal. Homo erectus do nothing and have no food, so we give them all our bone. I know, you say some Erectus work for bone and this true. But most Homo erectus steal our bone, spear, skin, and even our fire!

Maybe we stop feed homo , we have money for big water food float. They from other side of island anyway.

>>3786316
> Neandertal tribes control bones, make us slaves, they never allow us to ride wood floats to other islands and escape them.

That's exactly correct. The sheer number of bones required is far, far beyond the individual Ugg and Orf, and those who attempt to collect enough bones together to get the wood made and placed into the water, find unerringly that Neandertals put a stop to the bone collecting through their control of the Chiefs and Shamans. Ugg and Orf get take aside and beaten with sharp stones, ending up in the tribal cookpot not only as sustenance for the tribe, but as a warning for others who would dare to collect bones together for such a purpose.

Start collecting bones and you'll find out how that works.

Shaman say baby caveman come from lady caveman because great monsters we no see just want there be more caveman, but Grok say baby caveman no come from girl caveman who not get sex, and me never see baby cavemen come out of lady caveman who not get sex, so does that mean shaman wrong?

Grig is right! You support grig. You remember Rugga talk about spear? We say "you crazy rugga! Man not meant to carve stone into shape. Carve wood point only, you not play cloud" He did it anyway, and now you benefit from not just spearhead but knife and axe too from rugga thinking.

>>3786374
You no can prove monsters you no see aren't there. Can you see thing you no can see and not see them? No. Shaman is right. Next you say there no cloud and we throw you in fire.

>>3786382
that different, we see spear make hole in animal, but we no see island, or if wood floaties even can go with caveman inside. spear we make sense, float and get to islands might not even have food dumb

GUY GUY GUYS


WHAT IFT WE PUT MEAT ON PLANTS AND EAT THEM?

>>3786393
yu right what if we fall of island when we on wooden floaty?

>>3786382

This childish nerd talk. Carving spear one thing, but crossing big blue to get to whole other islands impossible.

>>3786393
What if island no have food, but we put seed there then come back. We go there again later and live like chiefs! No neanderthal or erectus to worry us.

>>3786405
yu talk no right! shaman man strike us down with curse we no go to far!

>>3786387
me think Grok not wrong, but that not mean shaman wrong, me think monsters only put baby in girl that get sex

me not know, me think neither can really be proved

Why do i have tities if nothing comes from them?

That make me think. What if shaman talking to wrong cloud? I hear shaman on other side of island talk to different cloud.

>>3786439

There only one cloud. Fools on other side of island think they talking to different cloud, but really talking to ours.

GUYS GUYS what if grig disguise self as caveman but he no really caveman

he ALIEN

>>3786347

i think man from another island teach us to make things before my fathers fathers time. we just forget it and have to think it up again. These men must use wood floats and figure out problems with lightning.

some caveman over in other place learn how to draw sounds with stick, but me think if caveman spend all his time draw sounds for other caveman look at and hear with eyes, he never learn how talk other caveman no with stick

we need get rid sticks

>>3786347
If we use yellow cat running to pull wood float, we get to island before lightning have chance to hurt us! If only we not spend bones on onerocks theory of general hunting, we could put it towards new idea of yellow cat and we be on islands now!

I do not want to give bones to tribe. Tribe do not deserve my bones. I earned bones myself.

nunga nunga

WHY WHITE WATER COME WHEN ME RUB WORM
FEEL GOOD, TRY TOO

Remember last time man get mad at Neanderthal? we put in cages and had big fire. we feel real bad after. no badtalk neanderthal any more.

>>3786474
>implying aborigines can match the ingenuity of cavemen

NEXT GRIG GO HARNESS LIGHTNING
GORF SCREAM "YOU GO TO FAR"
GORF SAY "YOU NO AM GODS"
GRIG DIE FROM ELECTROCUTION
GORF MOUNTS GRIG'S WOMAN

I make cave picture of wood float power by yellowcat. With this, we become people of many islands. More food! More bones! This is what far tomorrow look like for us if you spend bones on yellowcat woodfloat.

>>3786484
Grig make new things from object. me thinks grig mount other man.

>>3786493
You draw because you no smart enough to count. you waste life not learn count like me. i learn count, make 300 bones starting.

EAT FUNNY PLANT
SEE MANY THUNDER, TALK WITH TREE, TALK WITH ROCK, TALK WITH CLOUD!

My daughter want sex with Erectus. Why i been bad father?
I not be mad if at least Neanderthal. At least they smart as man.

>>3786506
You know funny plant get you put in cage. You stupid.

>>3786512
if you are not erectus or neanderthal wtf are you

>>3786519

ME STRONG
NO FEAR
FIGHT AND LIVE
LOSE AND DIE

>>3786520
You must be erectus to be so stupid. I Cromagnon man.

I no longer want to live by hunt. me travel to distant lands and meet strange men!! ME WANT TO LEARN THE SECRET OF SEEDS!!

Am I gone to far?!! I plant seeds and they grow!! me now attempting to tame a wolf!! Me is a goddess now!!!

I has power of life and death!

Gurp think Grig can have good idea, but Grig should first take time to see my twosies.

Me have idea.

What if we make many woodfloats and go out to ocean.

And then carry builders and wood on woodfloats and we build giant woodfloat on ocean.

We call it a Sea Station. Some people live there and some born there and grow up there. They also bring plants and dirt and animals there and make ecosystem to live on.

Not practical but me think would be neat.

>>3786544
You do that, and you be like rugga. get many bone from discovery.

>>3786544
Goddess? You girl?

Show chest lumps or get back to camp.

>>3786544

I just invented pottery! and stored it in a place of the cave called kitchen! YOU STAY, me go do your chores now.

Me God!!

Why cant grig just do work, get bone, and be happy the way things now?

>>3786571

White one said, me no need to live under woman. Me made to conquer and rule (me no know what that means)
white one says he`s from sky and wants big shinny "pryma...myra...pyramids!"

it teaching me "farming" and but now i know how to use fire stones to make better stronger sticks.