/sci/ - Science & Math

>>3770949

does being raped by a dolphin count?

That's like asking what I was doing the last time cancer was cured.

>>3770955

Yes. Against you.

>>3770949

I actually know that person.

Saturday with a man, Thursday with a woman.

I masturbate every day. That counts for something right?

Never. Do you feel better about yourself now?

Confident women are attractive.

This thread is not particularly /sci/ related.

my girlfriend wants to graduate Highschool first, we are the same age but shes a year behind so it sucks

the last time i was in a vagina i was coming out of it.

22 hours ago

Last friday.

>>3770992 here

wow what do I win?

>>have quickie with wife over lunch
>>return to the office, fire up /sci/
>>mfw this is the first thread

>>3770969

I had negative sex?

>>3770999
married sex != sex

>>3771004

that's what she said!

>>3771004
>>you poor, ignorant bastard

>>3771014
There is no chase, no seduction, no erotic tango. Married sex must be as exiting as going to the store for milk.

>>3771020
Virgin detected.

for my first time, two days ago.

now that the mystery of sex is gone, ive concluded that its extremely overrated and now i can finally think about more important things

>>3771020
>There is no chase, no seduction, no erotic tango. /sci/ must be as exiting as going to the store for milk.

>>3771030
>deluded marriedfag detected

>>3771030
wat

>>3771030
why did you turn off your trip?

>>3771020
There *is* almost two decades of practicing with the same person until you know every inch, recognize every cue, understand each thing that drives them crazy instinctively.
Your statement is like saying musicians that have never played together before are better than a band that has written and rehearsed their own songs for months before a gig

>>3770971
Is she a whore? She looks like one.

sunday

>>3771044
Not at all. just saying that it doesn't count as a sexual conquest. You are not awesome because you fucked your wife. I am awesome because I seduced a 19 year old slut I met at the club this weekend.

Capice?

>>3771044
it depends on the musicians.

>>3771044
two decades? damn son how old are you?

>>3771050
Sorry, but seducing a slut is not really an achievement to be proud of

>>3771063
why did you turn off your trip again?

I've never had sex because I don't have the desire. I rarely spend my money on intangible things so won't get a hooker just to get it over and done with. I'm not that bothered about the virgin label anyway.

As I said, the desire isn't there. the desire for a girlfriend (emphasis on friend) is more present but I still lack a lot of the motivation since I hate to surrender any part of my comfortable existence to share it with another. the little things like farting in my own house without getting a childish "eugh" response would have to go.I would miss having the double duvet to myself as well. I would rarely be able to eat when I choose or go where I want when I want to go there. and of course my computer would need to be locked down and she would no doubt have multiple questions about that.

I crave my rita bennett, but in real life no one is willing to tolerate such secrecy and individualism as I require.

>>3771050
Actual LOL
I'm sorry, but I do not think that scoring some semi- to fully- drunken whore makes you "awesome". Less stressed, perhaps, but not awesome.
Besides, I never said it made me 'awesome', I just answered OP's question.

Yesterday morning.

>Mfw I wanted to go to breakfast and read the goddamn paper
>Mfw she kept being coy and trying to get me to stay
>Mfw we had sex and then she was fine with me leaving.

Why do some women not understand the allure of reading the paper and drinking coffee early in the morning and insist on having sex every moment of the day?

>>3771059
44 years old
now, get off my lawn

>>3770981

so if you posted that on every thread that wasn't particularly /sci/ related....would you have time to get any work done?

>>3771077

turn the hose on him, Pops!

>>3771063
it is if you're an ugly poor bastard

>>3771083
Valid point

>>3771077
married at around 24? how does it feel to have sex with the same woman for 20 years? did you have many other partners before her? ever feel like straying?

The last time I had sex was like 5 months ago, my sex drive isn't that strong, I can endure long periods of time without sex, the funny thing is that I can get laid easily with most girls, I just can't stand them after the orgasm, I feel like my privacy is being violated when they start talking about semi-emotional shit, and also for some reason I just don't feel like going out too much, and I prefer to stay indoors, it comes and goes but I already have been living like a hermit for the past 5 months.Probably I will never get married. Only faggots think sex isn't overrated.

I never had sex.

>>3771092
>only faggots like having sex with women

So the only person here who has had sex more recently than me is a married 44 year old?

For shame, /sci/, for shame.

>>3771100
>only faggots like having sex with women

yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what we mean by 'faggot'

>>3771091
I obviously think its is great. I had had a previous fiance, but that ended, and I have never really been tempted to cheat at all.

And to the guys that think sex is over-rated - you're doing it wrong

>>3771050
>I seduced a 19 year old slut
>I am awesome

>>3771103
>>it is worse on /adv/
>>and /v/
>>and /g/
>>and...
well, you get the idea

>>3771110
you didn't answer how many other women you fucked before your wife.

>>3771110
>And to the guys that think sex is over-rated - you're doing it wrong
>mfw

Can you teach me your ways oh master?

>>3771110
>And to the guys that think sex is over-rated - you're doing it wrong

stoplikingwhatidontlike

>>3771119
I did, but was unclear
one

>>3771120
relax

>>3771124
actually, its
iamsorryyoukeepfuckingup.jpg

>>3771100
I'm not saying no one should like it, but at least for me it's incredibly annoying, sure I enjoy the physical part, but I'd rather avoid it until my body asks for it, all the emotional bullshit makes me feel inadequate. I've had a decent number of sexual partners (About 35+, I'm 25), and I just simply find sex not really worth, except for those few times when you physically feel compelled to seek it. Marriedfags in general will tell you that being married is awesome because you can get laid at any time and the sex life is great, I have no doubts that many couples actually pull it off, but I doubt the majority of couples think of it as breaking the routine, or whatever, but the opposite of it.

A few days ago

>>3771136
Oh man, I feel bad for you. Personally I would not want to be 44 and only fucked 2 women. Why did you get married so fast? I'm envisioning you as a big fat neckbeard who took what he could get.

>>3771143
Hmm. Thanks for the additional details; I understand your point, now.
I do agree with you, actually - I really can't imagine how unfulfilling the physical act of sex without an emotional attachment would be.

Thanks for telling me, I withdraw my earlier comments

This thread, predictably, is fail

>>3771154
Actually, at the time we met she was a dual major in Molecular Bio/CompuSci at Smith and worked as a session musician during the Summers to help pay for school. She's still pretty hot based on how often she gets hit on.

At the time I was in a soldier at Ft. Bragg and pretty much lived in the gym or in the woods, so there was no way I was overweight. I've put on some weight and lost some hair, but I still hit the gym routinely and work in technical pre-sales, so i am social, outgoing, and well-groomed

I am ugly, though. And, these days, balding.

/sci/ ... /sci/ never changes ...

>>3771175
>People who aren't schizoids
>/sci/

Pick one.

to get this vaguely /sci/entific, what do you guys think of the studies that find correlation between being married and being healthier/living longer?

>>3771182
Doesn't matter how hot she is bro. How can you even be sure that the sex you are having is any good when you have little to nothing to compare it to?

25 years old here. no sex so far.

i dont give a "fuck"

fuck bitches. get knowledge.

>>3771182
You should get a pro hooker and have sex with her, it MIGHT blow your mind, just saiyan. Your opinion on sex is based on very few experiences, I actually didn't had "good" (emotions aside) sex until my 5th partner.

>mfw judging from the quality of the posts, I'm smarter than the majority of /sci/

>mfw I apparently also get laid more often than the majority of /sci/

>>3771225
an hero

>>3771231
this

4-5 years ago

>>3771068
I like this guy.
I haven't had pussy since the pussy had me.
I'm 18, and I'm no alpha but I'm definitely not some beta-as-fuck. I would love to have sex as much as any other virgin, but it's not on my mind nearly as much as more important things in life, like world issues, my future, and many topics found here on /sci/.

>implying seducing sluts is difficult
>you clearly have no understanding of the word "difficult"
>liberal arts major detected

>>3771195

It's probably not just wives, it's probably any type of emotionally intimate partner/s. Which just improves psychological health.

If you are living just to bang chicks which the body assumes is just for reproduction, you've already went way past your peak by the age of 35.

So, the biological imperative to live is essentially non-functional...

>>3770949
November 3rd or 4th, 2011
>2011
>linear time
I seriously hope blah blah blah

>>3771728

You have a plan to have sex?

Im a 20 year old kissless virgin!

>>3771004

>Take UAV
>Hurry! Fire missiles and bullets to this fucke..

oh sorry, just finished playing session in Battlefield BC2 online.

This thread is both comforting and terribly disheartening.
I guess it's just more empirical evidence of the nerd never getting the girl.

Fuck this gay Earth.

>>3771733
Yes.

23 years old here. Have kissed/hugged/cuddled/slept with but never had sex or any sexual activity in the genital area.

I just can't bring myself to do it because it would literally ruin my whole life if I got the girl pregnant. Yeah condoms+pills=a low chance but there is still a chance and thinking about it just puts me off on the whole thing.

How do I get a girlfriend?

>>3771772

Best of luck. For some reason, I feel like you're vicariously banging this girl for all of /sci/.

Smash her with the force of a thousand neckbeards!

>be actual parent's basement dwelling neck beard
>still have had ongoing sexual relationships (sex 1-2 times a week)with solid 7/10 women 6 out the last 12 months.
>mfw most of /sci/ is still “virgin with rage”

>>3771780
pic related, it's me now.

>>3770949
Less than 24 hours ago. Why?

>be virgin
>fap once a day, be generally content
>meet girl, fall in love
>have crazy sex erryday
>bitch cheats on me
>now I don't get sex but I know what I'm missing
>dat depression

January. I keep myself going by masturbating 3+ times a day

This morning. I was honestly too tired to be into it. But she pulled off my boxers and went at it. So. I wasn't about to say no.

i'm having sex right now

About...3 or 4 days ago.

>>3771869
IKTF,B

>>3770949
>that feel when OP's girl probably went to a gangbang after the game and got fucked by 10 guys and then bathed in their ejaculate

>>3771938
Wut

>>3771798
I hate to ruin your expectations, but...

>banging this girl
>this girl
>girl
>implying that sex is exclusively male/female
Sorry.

>>3771970
i know that feel,bro

>>3771960
Are you a priest or just sexually bounded by your social skills?

>>3772001
Oh, it makes sense now. Feels bad, man

>>3771960

>>3770949
>LOOK AT ME!
>I'M A WHORE!
>PAY ATTENTION TO ME!

>>3771047
What gave it away?
It was the glasses wasn't it..?

>Dat feel when you're a huge asspie and it's impossible to communicate with women.

>>3772003

>>3771068
pic related

>>3772034
>Dat feel when you're normal and it's STILL impossible to always communicate with women.

>>3771762
OH PLEASE. My boyfriend is in his fourth year for Honours Bio and is at the top of his class, and I adore him. I even waited for over half a year to date the guy, and he was single during that time and we were bestfriends. I call BS!

>>3772035
>Another vanilla coke in your live again.
>in your live again.
>live

faggot

>>3772045
>Biology
>ISHYGDDT

I am unattractive so never in my 18 years of life. But what the hell at least I have some brains.

>mfw women seem to be fundamentally incapable of understanding the limits of anecdotal evidenced
The number of shy nerdy males is much larger than the number of women who put any effort into getting them. You just can’t see it because you are the ‘winner’ in that market.

Year and a half ago, I can put on my facade so long as I can feel detached from my environment, but as soon as somebody so much as tries to make eye contact I'm not prepared for, I ball up like a comic-book dork.

My first relationship started after I spent 4 months trying to sack up and ask the girl out, my second was partially sparked by alcohol yet still took me over a month to become comfortable enough to make a move.

Most of you would think I was a fortuitously normal person if you met me and weren't paying careful attention to my reactions.

You may all now feel better about yourselves.

derp.
>>3772061 here
replying to >>3772045

I just had a gay orgy back at the lab

engineering major here

last night, actually

such is the life of a newlywed

>>3772067
Yeah, I guess this is true. Although, if men could approach women (this goes for all men) in a charismatic way, I'd say whatever profession or interest one takes that is "nerdy" could be seen as different and interesting (that's how I saw it) and I got more heavily involved in it than I was previously, as well.

Then again, I am a woman who hates most, if not all women (the bratty, stereotypical bitch), so... I think I side with the males on almost every concept. BUT PEOPLE LIKE ME EXIST. For you people out there who are too afraid to try. Just go for it (: We're not all bad. Promise.

last night

of course I am less of a channer scientist and more of a middle aged burbon sponge that just finds this board amusing...

Can someone give me a hug? I feel bad for some reason today.

39 years ago today when I came out of my mummies tummy (._.)

>mfw this morning

>>3772087
>>3772092
*sending hugs*

6 months, then my gf broke up with me.

I'm studying physics and I'm beta so I don't expect to get late in a long time.

>>3772087
Why this post made me rage so much? And I'm not a virgin, is just that you make me wanna kill you.

"I'm not like the other girls", "if men could approach women in charismatic way", "PEOPLE LIKE ME EXIST", and I failed to understand how a woman can look down someone because his profession is "nerdy", really, bitches are that stupid?.

>>3772166
>bitches are that stupid?.
yup.
>I don't see myself like the stereotype therefore I'm not and,
>tee hee, I like nerdy boys as long as they aren't actually nerdy at all!

>>3772045

Honours biology.

lol.

>>3772202
But how can a bitch look down to someone far superior to her? It doesn't make sense.

Sunday night; it was our first encounter. God DAMN she is fine. I can't wait to fuck her again.
>mfw

>me
>getting pussy

When was the last time you reversed entropy /sci/?

>>3772235

>>3772224
they have been systematically taught that men are inferior from a young age.

>>3771083
true true bro

A few days ago.

November.

Well, I know something is going on, why hasn't EK posted in here yet? Something big is in the works.

Never. One day it will happen...

26 years ago.
Being the egg and sperm counts, right?
b-back that ass up

Never.
INTJ + Social anxiety = forever alone status.

At last I have books and sci to keep me company.

>>3772534

I met those criteria at one point. Just find girls with common interests - socialise within semi-rigid settings, such as those of a club or interest group. Less to worry about, and instant shared interest.

>>3772202
That statement is coming from someone who used to competitively raid on WoW, works for Machinima.com and engulfs herself in the sciences. JUSSAYIN BRO. I love being a fucking nerd. I was essentially comparing myself to the poor misguided bitches who praise juiceheads who are incapable of carrying on a decent conversation. I think that clarifies the matters.

tl;dr
Bitches will be bitches.
Problem?

18.5 and still going strong!

July 17th

>>3772784
yeah you really need to shut the fuck up and go die, its pathetic that youve seriously managed to convince yourself that you are for some reason special

>>3772784
You are not a woman until you show a timestamp, I don't even get off from the thought of rare women posting in here, but if you already spent so much time posting advice and comments in a thread, you might as well confirm that you aren't a troll.