/sci/ - Science & Math

best way?
find or purchase a real pussy.

>>3751148
Thats not jacking off. Even if you had a wife you might want to jack off at one point in the marriage. So what would u do if theres no pussy around?

>>3751154
the point of jacking off isn't that it feels like pussy, it's that it feels better than pussy.

nothing beats the hands god gave you.

>>3751187
Dude theres an iron involved. This is some CERN shit right here.

That's not going to hold its shape, brah

>>3751187
You're adding padding to your hands. You can still control the pressure, plus you get heat and a really good mu. It beats pussy by a long shot sometimes. The only thing better is a blowjob.

you are welcome

>>3751192
It does. Shirts grip to eachother naturally, plus you are folding them tight so it will hold. Did you ever try to open up a tightly folded shirt before you put it on? It's pretty annoying sometimes.

>>3751206
Homemade fleshlights have to either be cleaned hard or disposed of. In my solution, you only need to dispose of the plastic wrap after use. Just wrap it in toilet paper and flush it. I'm pretty sure your laundry gets done somehow too.
Plastic wrap has fairly low friction against cloth and you are adding pressure with you hands, which is variable as opposed to settling for whatever the fleshlight you have produced feels like.

>>3751146
>best simulation of a pussy

Method A:

1. Get small plastic bag
2. Put cooking oil or other lubricant in bag
3. Put bag inside sock
4. Put your dick inside sock bag
5. Rest your groin over pillow
6. Move your hips

Method B:

1. Mix flour with water and oil in bowl
2. Shape dough into a roughly ball shape that has a hole large enough to fit your penis
3. Put PVC sheet over your bend
4. Put dough on bed and insert your penis in the hole

Method C:

1. Get your dog
2. Spread peanut butter on your penis
3. Sit down and let your dog pleasure you

>>3751244
>how

I just did it.
It felt great but that I realized I was cumfucking myself.
I kept going but then I tore the plastic wrap, so I stopped.
I have blue balls now jackass, thanks.

>>3751253
How to put your dick on a hot iron?
Simple.
Take dick
place on iron

>>3751259
>HOW

>>3751258
>It felt great but that I realized I was cumfucking myself.
I- what?

I bought a high powered shower head so I could blast it on my cock. I started to feel like a female pornstar so I stopped doing it.

>>3751273
I do yoga. I can jack off using the back of my knee.

>>3751279
That... what? That makes no sense, it doesn't matter how flexible you are, your femur can't bend to allow that.

>>3751281
What can work is your ankle against your quadracep.

>>3751287
Indeed it could, though that would be kind of awkward to maneuver and I can't see that feeling very good, also you could just USE YOUR FUCKING HAND.

>>3751293
You can also use your wrist and knuckle.

>>3751298
Really? I prefer to use my teeth. Just scrape them up and down it.

you fucking faggots go make cum popsicles.

>>3751302
Indeed you could, though that would be kind of awkward to maneuver and I can't see that feeling very good, also you could just USE YOUR FUCKING LIPS AND TONGUE.

>>3751309
You can also use your eyeballs.

>>3751312
Indeed you could, though that would be kind of awkward to maneuver and I can't see. Also, you could just USE YOUR FUCKING YOGURT CUP.

>>3751320
>implying my yogurt cup isn't already committed to pleasuring my anus
Can't we all just use dragon dildos and get along?

you're welcome

>>3751334
It's not so great man, trust me. It's like trying to tickle yourself.