/sci/ - Science & Math

I don't even know why women bother.

She was probably just nervous to make a mistake and have you think she's dumb due to being jumped by this question.

Welcome to humanity. Enjoy your stay.

>in chemistry class
>hideous neckbeard sitting next to me
>he starts breathing heavily and staring at me while i'm doing my work
>before i get to next question he starts mumbling, "see... ohhhh... ennn."
>give him an awkward smile
>he continues saying, "10+3+3 is..."
>oh hes slow! wait for him to solve it.
>he has a face convulsion
>leave class out of disgust

>>3705907
lol, everytime there is a greentext story someone always posts another one pretending to be another character from the 1st one.
never change, /sci/

>>3705914
I love you, EK.

>In chemistry class
>I've seen this kinda dorky guy checking me out for the last few classes when he thinks I'm not looking
>I'm usually into hot jock type alpha males
>but my last boyfriend was a dick
>decide to give nerd boy a chance
>I ask him a simple question to open dialogue and let him try flirting
>he stumbles awkwardly for words
>I think he's never talked to a girl before
>takes him a full 7 seconds to do some simple arithmetic
>he looked petrified the whole time, couldn't even smile

>pic related

>>3705920
Stop samefagging. Reported.

>>3705920
thanks hun :)

>>3705921

did you fuck her??

> You seem like you're struggling with your maths (in a teasing tone)
> she'll say "yer its really hard blah blah"
> well if you need a little tutoring I'd be happy to help out in my spare time (make sure to mention this in the MIDDLE of the convo, she needs to be able to emoionally justify giving out her number to you/fucking you later on and this gives her time)
> continue conversation
> make sure you leave, don't be following her round til she has to go.

Didn't we track EK down and then she disappeared forever, or did /sci/ fail at neuromancing?

>>3705914
>>3705920
Oh my god stop samefagging you faggot, all you did was describe the obvious, that is what always happens anywhere on 4chan.

Who loves a tripfag for being so retarded they can't contribute to the topic and only say "hurr durr that posters doing something hurr hurr funnay"

>>3705930
wasn't me, was some other girl with a similar name.

>>3705932
reported for off-topic

>>3705932
LOOOL!
i wasn't actually samefagging you fucking faggot. is it really that hard to believe i have fans?

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>>3705937
I'm a fan of how the moment you enter a thread, everyone trolls themselves and derails the thread, then blames you, saying *you* made the thread about you.

Goddamn epic.

>She smiles and hesitates
You're dumb for not having stopped there, and for your awkward and uncalled for explanation after.

>>3705914
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>>3705943
You can't help yourself can you, you HAVE to samefag.

> in chemistry class
> some cute guy looks like he knows what he's doing
> I ask him how to solve this really hard problem about molecules
> I wonder if he notices the zit I covered up with foundation or not
> Oh geez I can't believe Mary is seeing that one guy
> it's hot in here
> college is awesome!
> I wish I had a dog
> I think he said something
> I say thanks
> he wants me

>>3705930

EK did disappear for a while, but it came back dumber than ever. Though for the record, it was never a female. Just because it posts pictures of fewer females than before doesn't mean that the pictures are actually of EK.

Of course, this is still off topic, as is thread, mostly.

>>3705946
i'm honestly not samefagging! aww fuck it, who cares what you think anyway you deluded little cunt.

>>3705954
the pictures arnt me and i never said they were, btw, 'rose' isnt me either.

>>3705957
>come at me bro

You're lucky this is over the internet.

>>3705963
Oh, hell there cutie pie! how is your day so far? I see you already blessed us with your mischiefs early in the morning.

>>3705946
Oh look i was only off by a couple.

Samefagging faggot.

>>3705973
you were wrong completely, all the greened out links have EK tripcode, those 3 that stayed are all anon.

>>3705993
I deleted my posts just to fuck with them.

>>3705998
oh yeah...fuck. there were 3 anon posts in that list before...

>>3705993
Oh my bad then, hey look at this faggot thinking only deleting a few of his posts is gunna make it seem as though he wasn't samefagging.

>>3705993
Shut the fuck up whore, you know no one likes you in here, right? Why the fuck do you keep coming back? Don't you have a "rich social life" outside of /sci/? gb2playwithboytoys cum receptacle