/sci/ - Science & Math

jump over the car.

crouch jump

>>3697822
or lay really flat and hope tires don't hit you.

Take off my pants and spread eagle. My butthole would absorb the car

Would running in the same direction as the car reduce the amount of force you feel on impact?

Depends on the vehicle. If it's a huge SUV then perhaps I could drop to the ground and hope my skull isn't crushed by the fender or that the driver doesn't swerve and squash me. If it is closer to a sedan with the hood below my center of mass then I would loosen up and perhaps jump to make sure I hit the hood and/or windshield as opposed to the grill. In any case I would cover my head with my arms.

>get hit
>end up like steven hawking
>sue driver

>symphony of science
>looped
fuck no

>>3697839
I don't think I heard you right.

>>3697822
At what angle?
>>3697830
ctrl+space. Got it.
Isn't there a risk of kneeing yourself in the face and doing some srs damage?
>>3697834
Not sure if you'd have time. If it were a truck then this would probably be wise though

>>3697839
Fuck <span class="math">you[/spoiler]
>>3697844
Fun, but I'm tripfagging.

Yes, it would. I don't know if you could accelerate fast enough for it to have a noticable effect though.

>>3697846
Good advice sir.

>How would you minimise damage?

I would be tanked silly on Johnny Walker black. Drunk people are indestructible.

>>3697844
Yes, but I would imagine there isn't enough time to get much speed given that you don't have enough time to get out of the way. I also believe the more awkward form of running would lead to much greater injury when the car hits in comparison to readying your form for the collision using the short time available.

i think you're supposed to adjust yourself so that you can properly roll yourself onto the hood when it hits you.

youtubeitbro

>>3697848
I think I'd rather have full limb usage than hefty settlement. Or at least, arm usage.

Electric wheelchairs are fun though, I could cope.

>>3697865
IIRC, there's evidence to suggest that being on depressants/muscle relaxants does help a fair amount in a car accident.

>>3697868
This, I can see there being a risk of shins snapping.

Perhaps if you jumped 45 degrees from the direction the car is heading? Hopefully then you could reduce the impact and get yourself out of a position in which you'll almost certainly be run over.

Jump over it

>>3697902
Quantum tunnel

>lie down
>car goes over you
>stand up
>continue walking
>Rip shirt off because it's gay and not anywhere near as funny as you think it is
>it makes you look like a douche
>you'd look better if the next five year old you found, you ripped off their tiny size toddler shirt, and squeezed it over your fat logs.

i will pray

lol this actually happened to me. i got hit by an F-250 going about 35. the correct answer is look away and try not to scrape your face on the pavement while you land two lanes over in oncoming traffic. and hope that there are no cars coming.

>>3697921
but Che shutter shades thing

>>3697947
:/
No permanent injury, I hope?

>>3697839
Srsly, SoS is overrated.

Try the Real You or UFO guy, that shit is too cool.

Jump on it, try to roll over the car or grab the fuck on to something

For sadan
Lean forward roll the momentum from your body starting from shoulder all the way down to legs depending on angle choose which side you want to fly off from, this is how stuntmen do it , usually it's less speed and all the stuff is pre practiced.

For semi hit the deck and pray.
For a motor cycle do like the bull fighters turn and step.
Joke: For a Prius swat at it.

>>3697967
fuck you

>>3697994
forward as in towards or away from the car?

>>3697927
lol

>>3698045
hey, if you can pull your knees up fast enough it might work.

35 metres an hour? I think I'll be OK.

>>3698073
Fucking standards, how do they work?
Besides, it's Microns per hectare.