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If you were an alien glancing at Earth through a telescope and seeing this green shit on the surface, what chemical would do you think they would believe is smeared across our world?

Now say we saw an alien world with, lets say, bright orange shit on the surface what chemical would we think is on it?

Also who do you choose?
Ravenclaw master race here.

>> No.3651522

>>3651495
hufflepuff! sorry what was the question?

>> No.3651526

>>3651495
op why are al these girls wjite? are you a racist?

>> No.3651531

this picture is very objectifying and should revolt feminists
not joking

>> No.3651543

she looked fine the way she was.

>> No.3651548

>>3651495
>implying hair and eye color could fool the sorting hat..

>> No.3651551

Ravenclaw. dayum

>> No.3651558

anyone else find the image pleasantly disturbing?

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>>3651495

>mfw the Earth surface question is just a excuse to post this pic on /sci/

btw.. Slytherin!

>> No.3651571

After spectral analysis and reviewing their own knowledge of chemistry they'd identify chlorophyll compounds as the cause. On seeing that the green areas are limited to warm areas with enough raincloud cover they would conclude that it is not artifical and some civilization hasn't covered the land surface of the earth in cholorphyll based solar power generators.

>> No.3651579

Copper halides.

Also, Durmstrang.

>> No.3651582

>>3651558
it's just disturbing to me.
but anyone else only just realize it's all copypaste except for the faces ?

>> No.3651591

>>3651571

Because aliens will know what chlorophyll is.

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>>3651558
>>3651582
>disturbing
we're not all aspies
>it's all copypaste except for the faces
that's the point

>> No.3651600

>>3651571
>implying beings that are viewing earth are using their eyes to make scientific deductions

>> No.3651610

chemical: durr chlorophyll hurr

slytherin is dirty. i'm alarmed. slytherin wins

>> No.3651617

>>3651495
Wait, girls come in flavors/alternate colors now? It's everything I ever wanted from robot wives.

Also Ravenclaw.

>> No.3651633

>>3651597
>we're not all aspies
>implying that only aspies perceive the uncanny valley
>showing that he doesn't understand what was meant by "disturbing"
>calling other people aspie

https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Uncanny_valley

>> No.3651636

>>3651633
Humans cannot fall into the uncanny valley unless you are scared of humans.

>> No.3651637

>>3651495
These girls all look amazingly similar, I'd almost think they were all different shoops of the one girl, or at least all closely related, but then they all have different hair and eye colours... Still, stranger things have happened.

>> No.3651665

>>3651636
Altered images of humans can. All 4 are shooped versions of Emma Watson, which makes them look like eerie clones. Ignoring the color variations, the hair, clothes and most of the each face are exactly the same.

The uncanny valley describes the reaction to unnatural features in what appears to be a human.

Oh sorry, I forgot that you just wanted to make some half-baked comment and feel clever. Carry on.

>> No.3651672

>>3651495

why are the eyebrows shopped exept for Gryffindor?
i cant believe there is any person who doesnt realise right away that it is the same girl with diffrent eye and haircolour.

>> No.3651683

>>3651665

>Altered images of humans can. All 4 are shooped versions of Emma Watson. Ignoring the color variations, the hair, clothes and most of the each face are exactly the same.

Hey look, it's Professor Obvious. Please teach us more about what we already know.

>which makes them look like eerie clones
Nope, only to you. It looks like one really hot chick with really hot variations to people who aren't aspies.

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>>3651672
>omg why is the hair different colours

>> No.3651706

>>3651637
>>3651637
I thought the same thing...

but clearly, they have different eye, hair and skin colour. they must be sisters?

ravenclaw btw

>> No.3651746

>>3651591
Periodic table of elements doesn't just apply to earth.

>> No.3651748

>>3651706
i think not even sisters

they just found some people that looked quite like emma watson

>> No.3651749

>>3651746

...Because chlorophyll is an element.

>> No.3651760

>>3651526
Why is almost all hentai white. Ask yourself that one, and answer it.

>> No.3651781

>>3651591
depends. they may.

but the coloured part of chlorophyll. magnesium chlorins, would almost certainly be understood

>> No.3651786

Ravenclaw.

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>>3651749
>Implying Chlorophyll isn't made up of chemical elements.

>Carbon, Hydrogen, Oxygen, Nitrogen, Magnesium.

>> No.3651817

>>3651797

>Implying when Snarflax will see a plant he'll say, "Oh, C55H72O5N4Mg. Definitely. I never seen C55H72O5N4Mg before in my life, but that's it right there."

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dat dark pigment mark above emmas lips

>> No.3651838

>>3651817
see >>3651781

chlorins are relatively simple chemicals

>> No.3651848

>>3651838
>implying carbon life won't be an absolute mind fuck to silicone based beings

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>>3651817
Snarflax has mastered spaceflight but doesn't know what fucking Chlorophyll is? i highly doubt the plants on earth are the only ones in the entire universe that can produce chlorophyll.

>> No.3651858

hufflepuff = Ireland
ravenclaw = Wales
gryffindor = Scotland
slytherin = England

>> No.3651859

>>3651848
implying chlorins are "life"

>> No.3651863

>>3651859
>implying midiclorins aren't the force

>> No.3651871

>>3651591
>>3651600
>>3651610
>>3651746
>>3651749
>>3651781
>>3651797
>>3651817
>>3651838
>>3651848
>>3651851
wow, I induced a /sci/ shitstorm, neato

>> No.3652208

>>3651495
The shops are actually quite interesting. Knowing what the schools stand for does change my perception of each girl.
Now I wonder how much is my knowledge and how much can be infered from the picture without my knowledge(I can't know that now as I already associated the faces with the names): Reminds me of what I just watched recently: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWOfP-Lubuw