/sci/ - Science & Math

You saw this on /v/ earlier and thought you'd give this troll a go, eh?

>having beautiful tits
>any man I want
>being fucked senselessly every night starting

>>3602992
>white male
>any female i want
>gettinig blowjobs everyday, starting

>engineering
>any man I want
>big gay bear starting

>>3603012

>having an ugly face
>any yaoi fantasy you want
>pathetically trying to boost your self esteem on 4chan starting

>Lazy highschooler
>Play video games till 5am during summer break
>Restless nights, no social life and no future starting

>computer science
>any operating system I want
>xp starting

>>3603083
>not understanding anything you typed
>any sentence you want
>zero coherence starting

>Library Science
>Any quiet peaceful library I want
>300,000 books for me to read whenever I want, starting

>2011
>ishygddt
>alpha as fuck

amidonitrite?

>>3603103

>being a girl
>any mental illness you want
>autism starting

Seriously, if you can't comprehend what I wrote you are likely mentally retarded...

>>3603115
>girls
>autism
I would have accepted narcissism, borderline, histronic, any number of things. Female autists are pretty rare though

>>3603147

>Female autists are pretty rare though

Rare doesn't mean non-existent. Guess we are just lucky, or perhaps more accurately, unlucky. Also, nothing you listed affects reading comprehension.

>>3603155
Nor does autism

>>3603107
since when was that a real thing? and i dont see why you would need a degree to work in a library?

>>3603162

I got bad news for you, son... Your autism results just came in...

>>3603174
>2011
>not having some degree of autism

>claiming to have autism
>any stupid crap post I want
>/sci/ starting

>>3603162

>"In a pair of studies, high-functioning autistic children aged 8–15 performed equally well as, and adults better than, individually matched controls at basic language tasks involving vocabulary and spelling. Both autistic groups performed worse than controls at complex language tasks such as figurative language, comprehension and inference."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autism

>>3603188
There's me told

>>3603176
>autismal as fuck

>>3603115
>expecting me to understand what "yaoi" is

>>3603188
>figurative language, comprehension and inference
>on 4chan

lol nope

>>3603199

>too retarded to google it

Typical woman...

>>3603216
>implying anyone on /sci/ will

>>3603213
>implying you will have sex tonight

I don't even want these dubs.

>>3603220
>implying I'm not having sex right now

>>3603225
>implying it's not gay sex with your father

>>3603225
Your right hand doesn't count

>>3603230
>implying i'm a male

>>3603216

Women make it so hard to not be misogynist. They're all the same. Any time you don't get your way "hurr durrr lonely virgin heheheheh!". The sad thing is, you're obviously already aware that your only value is as a sex object.

>>3603242
>implying I don't have a PhD and 300k starting
>implying my boobs won't take over the world
Stay classy /sci

>>3603242
Cool irony bro.

Your problem is generalization. It is easy to descriminate against an entire group of people when you generalize.

>>3603250

You could have 12 PhDs, and make millions.
People will still only value you based on how good of a fuck you are.

>>3603251
>implying you need racism to hate niggers

>>3603258
Thanks, sugar. I'm a cat. Rawr.

>>3603268

Good. Now go make me a sandwich.

Smoked turkey, on rye, with mayonnaise, lettuce and black pepper.

>>3603296
>rye
>mayonnaise
>2011

>>3603296
You got it mister!

But first you need to lick my feet like a submissive whore you are. And lick them good, right up until they're all covered by your saliva, and then you have to go on and lick my whole body until it's dripping wet. After that, I will let you fuck me like a wild animal. Only then will I make you a sandwich. Okay sugar? You satisfy my needs I satisfy yours, you know how this works ... ;)

>>3603314

Ha! No. Go fuck yourself. I'ma go get a hooker.

You... sit there and try not to think about how much of a collosal failure you are. There are thousands of support groups for delusional obese women, so don't give up hope!

>>3603327
>this is not me, but she kinda looks like me

Enjoy the hooker, sugar. I bet she makes nice sandwiches and she has solid education and rides a BMW x6 ... ;)

>>3603337
>forgot the pic ;D

>>3603337
>>3603343

>this is not me, but she kinda looks like me

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>>3603360
Now you're just too obvious.

>Speak 7 languages
>Any country I want
>240k starting

>>3603369

Bitch are you serious?

You think can just post a random chick and say she looks like you?

>this is not me, but he kinda looks like me

>>3603386

pic related

It's not me but it kinda looks liek me.

>>3603392

pic related

It's not me but it kinda looks liek me.

>>3603396

pic related

It's not me but it kinda looks liek me.

>>3603343
>This is not me, but he kind of looks like me.

>AHAHAHA, Bitch got banned!

Good, now she can go to her rightful place, in the kitchen.