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Anonymous Tue Aug 16 00:33:51 2011 No.3572259 [Reply] [Original]

A super magic wizard appears in front of you. He says you can become an unprecedented genius in any area of study that exists in the world. You have 10 seconds to consider it - what area would you become an instant genius in to improve the world for today's and the future's generations?

Personally, I'd pick Biology.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 00:33:51 2011 No.3572264 File: 105 KB, 388x587, aslkdfjaskldfj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >biology

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 00:33:51 2011 No.3572262 File: 27 KB, 400x298, 164877276.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3572259 HEY THAT WAS MY ANSWER TOOO

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 00:34:51 2011 No.3572266 >Biology Canttelliftrollorjustreallystupid.jpg Oh, wait, I can, you're nothing more than a silly troll.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 00:35:51 2011 No.3572269 being a super magic wizard

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 00:35:51 2011 No.3572270 >>3572259 all posts after this have been trolled softly

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 00:35:51 2011 No.3572271 >>3572266 The question still stands.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 00:36:51 2011 No.3572278 File: 55 KB, 629x600, 629px-John-milton.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3572259 Theology.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 00:36:51 2011 No.3572281 I'd pick wizard question answering. Cause apparently we're in a world where magic wizards show up all the time with bizarre time limits on their questions.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 00:37:51 2011 No.3572285 spoogenics

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 00:37:51 2011 No.3572288 >>3572271 Computer Science.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 00:39:51 2011 No.3572295 File: 1.05 MB, 2957x2153, freud.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Psychology.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 00:39:51 2011 No.3572298 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2NsVKRR5NE&feature=related

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 00:40:51 2011 No.3572301 >>3572281 Why not just go with magic wizardry? since apparently being a magic wizard means you can grant knowledge of anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 00:40:51 2011 No.3572303 I'd pick physics.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 00:44:51 2011 No.3572321 mathematics

Anonymous Tue Aug 16 00:52:51 2011 No.3572355

I'm seeing a lot of people choosing fields like mathematics, physics, etc. So i'm gonna go ahead and assume you're all pussy ass white boys.

I'd choose Psychology so I can get inside the minds of white people and develop a strategy to fight back oppression against African-Americans and black people in general, maybe i'd succumb to being drunk with power and start controlling the minds of people that aren't black, but that discussion is kinda off limits, since it's racist to some degree.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 00:54:16 2011 No.3572363 >>3572355 >Mentions psychology on /sci/ >Implying niggers aren't stupid

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 00:57:51 2011 No.3572371 >>3572363 Oh, you little rascal. Fucking children should get off their computers, are your parents supervising your computer usage?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 00:57:51 2011 No.3572374 An area of study? Science. Duh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 00:58:51 2011 No.3572378 I PICK AI! Oh, shit, I'm already an unprecedented genius in that field. Drat, I've wasted my one wish!!

>>	Tue Aug 16 00:58:51 2011 No.3572380 File: 32 KB, 740x308, purity[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mathematics - Pic related

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 00:59:16 2011 No.3572385 >>3572371 >Hates niggers >Must be child

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 01:00:51 2011 No.3572388 >>3572259 Philosophy Would be amazing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 01:00:51 2011 No.3572392 medicine

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 01:03:51 2011 No.3572400 >>3572385 Exactly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 01:06:51 2011 No.3572420 >>3572303

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 01:07:51 2011 No.3572427 [x]300k starting Only good answer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 01:21:51 2011 No.3572483 >>3572355 >Psychology >reading minds Oh boy, I remember when I was 12.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 01:26:51 2011 No.3572501 Artificial Intelligence. Good riddance, humanity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 01:26:51 2011 No.3572498 Ufology. With this info I would troll /x/ with so much misinformation that they would never EVER be able to truly understand what their bodies crave. I fucking hate you /x/, but we should sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 01:28:51 2011 No.3572508 Finance (social science is science fuckers). That way I can manipulate stock markets as much as I wish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 01:33:51 2011 No.3572521 Molecular biology.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 01:34:51 2011 No.3572526 Economics.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 01:38:51 2011 No.3572541 >>3572526 I would consider this too. Large fortunes can be made both with Finance and Economics.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 01:42:51 2011 No.3572559 >>3572541 yeah, but i'd like to find a way to avoid shit like people in somalia starving while other people in usa dont pay taxes, despite they gain in one year what a person in colombia does in its entire life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 02:17:51 2011 No.3572670 Language. Fuck improving the world. I just want the best deals on underage hookers. >>3572355 Protip: In general, white people don't really give a shit about race anymore. If you quit bringing it up, the issue will go away.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 02:24:51 2011 No.3572695 AI. I want my robot butlers, goddammit!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 02:27:51 2011 No.3572709 >>3572380 >implying mathematics isn't applied logic

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 02:29:16 2011 No.3572714 >>3572355 >only with wizardry could your inferior nigger brain ever get you to the top of any field Feels good to be master race :)

>>	Inurdaes !V1sPhobos. Tue Aug 16 02:29:51 2011 No.3572715 File: 69 KB, 743x682, 1293279218445.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Artificial intelligence. We must hasten post-scarcity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 02:32:51 2011 No.3572725 File: 94 KB, 640x488, 1313380402270.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Chemistry, so that I can make the purest meth around.

>>	Inurdaes !V1sPhobos. Tue Aug 16 02:33:51 2011 No.3572730 File: 74 KB, 281x227, 1304513394603.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3572725 That picture can't be real, surely.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 02:33:51 2011 No.3572731 Psychology. I'd use the knowledge to form and disperse perfect memes that result in me ruling the world.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 02:36:51 2011 No.3572747 Why is the fat goth chick giving me such a boner?

>>	Tue Aug 16 02:38:51 2011 No.3572751 >>3572730 It's the character "Walther White" of the series Breaking Bad. He's a chemistry teacher cooking a lot of pure meth. Google that shit!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 02:42:51 2011 No.3572772 >>3572730 Seeing as Valve has to release EP3 before HL3, nope.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 02:43:51 2011 No.3572775 Geology because fuck that I'm not changing fields when I love the one I'm in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 02:44:51 2011 No.3572781 >>3572259 political science, I will rule the world.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 02:44:51 2011 No.3572783 >>3572772 EP3 is now HL3.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 02:51:51 2011 No.3572817 Seeing as most things are derivations of other things, I pick logic. That makes me a genius in every area of study, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 02:57:51 2011 No.3572829 neuroscience, i would be able to control other individuals

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 03:01:51 2011 No.3572846 Medicine, all specialties. Kthnxbai

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 03:11:51 2011 No.3572870 gonna have to say biology. that gives you immense knowledge in the subject and everything it encompasses (medicine, bioengineering, neuroscience, etc). biochemistry would also be in there so you'd get spillover knowledge of chemistry

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 03:36:51 2011 No.3572930 File: 48 KB, 120x89, 1284702662222.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3572259 >Area of study >Area The universe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 03:37:51 2011 No.3572934 >>3572817 Not even close

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 03:38:51 2011 No.3572940 >>3572930 >vector of study

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 03:41:51 2011 No.3572948 >>3572940 From point A to Point B which passes through every single particle in the universe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 03:44:51 2011 No.3572964 >>3572259 AI Create friendly robot to teach me all science.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 06:46:51 2011 No.3573532 File: 4 KB, 126x119, 1300358521253.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mathematics insta-wizard in all subject even remotely based on the scientific principles

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