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3560566 No.3560566 [Reply] [Original]

Omegas gonna Omegle

Try and find the single most simple /sci/-related question you can ask that people consistently get wrong. Pic related, so far it's the easiest question I've found that very few people get right.

>> No.3560575

There was a project to catalogue the responses of about 100 people to a survey with questions about gravity and stuff a while back, I think we got to about 10. We should try gathering some public knowledge so we can make an infographic to mock the proles.

>> No.3560576

Well the answer is 0 right?

Capcha: ginhat leukemia

>> No.3560577

Answer is 8, you fucking retards.

>> No.3560578

>>3560576
nope.

>> No.3560588
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3560588

>>3560566
wow, this is more simple than pen on the Moon.

addition and multiplication are pretty sure the first things you learn after you can read and write

>> No.3560592

>>3560588
I'd say the reason they're answering wrongly is because they're not RTFQing and not because they don't know P/B.I/O.M/D.D/M.A,S

>> No.3560595

>>3560592
Damit, left out PEMDAS

>> No.3560598

What is 500% of 500?

Stranger 1: 1%?

Stranger 2: nice

Stranger 1: holy crap im right!

Stranger 2: ya thats it

>stranger 2s face
>trollface.gif

>> No.3560629
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3560629

Looool

>> No.3560648

>>3560629
aaaargh
linear notation is not supposed to be used like that you horrible piece of shit. Either 1 or 144 are both correct.

>> No.3560652

>>3560598
the worst part of this isn't even the 500%... it's that stranger 1 responded with ANOTHER GODDAMN PERCENT

>what color is a blue elephant?
>ORANGE

whhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyy

>> No.3560659

>>3560648
No, you're just retarded.

>> No.3560660

>>3560648
we really need to stop calling it linear notation

it's just pemdas

>> No.3560673

>>3560660
no, it's linear fucking notation. the M and D in PEMDAS/PEDMAS have equal precedence and are both widely taught. I was taught BODMAS in the UK, then the equivalent of PEMDAS in norway.

>> No.3560683
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3560683

>> No.3560712

>>3560683
>dat image name

>> No.3560720 [DELETED] 

>>3560683

I seriously hope for all that is good in this universe, that that image is shopped.

>> No.3560743
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3560743

>in uk

>> No.3560838

>>3560575
What is 500% of 500?
----
2500 (correct) 53
too hard/don't know 13
1 11
250000 9
500 5
can't go above 100% 4
5000000 2
3000 1
5 1
5000 1
(answers such as "a lot", "asl", "over 9000", etc. were not included)

Lets do this

>> No.3560870

>>3560838
Awesome. OP here, I'm collecting data on my original question. I think it would be neat to get a decent sample of each of these type of questions and put together some graphs.

>> No.3560874

>>3560870
I'm doing another one right now :)

>> No.3560880

>>3560838
awesome. I'll do some too in a minute, making coffee at the moment though

Should we record the lack of answers?

Also, we should try "if I let go of a rubber ball on the moon, does it fall towards the earth, stay where you let go of it, or drop to the moon?"

>> No.3560897
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>> No.3560911

>>3560880
I'm not counting disconnects, or answers that are obviously wrong ("IT'S 117! LOL")

And yeah, I like the "If you drop a pencil on the moon, what happens?" question. Don't word the questions to give them multiple choices though. Just have the question by itself and make them come up with the answers.

>> No.3560919

>>3560880
I'm not counting lack of answers because either partner could disconnect the other.

>> No.3560921
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>>3560911
Delivered.

>you cant drop a pen

>> No.3560922

>>3560911
Good plan. I'm recording all of the stuff that happens, as the idk rate is probably quite important as well as the incorrect
>>3560919
count it as a single disconnect

>> No.3560936

wait
should we count both responses, or the first?

>> No.3560938

One other thing, if we're actually collecting data, should we be using Spy mode? I know we can get answers twice as fast, but I'm also getting a lot of cases where the second person is just agreeing with whoever spoke first.

And I don't think we should count disconnects, just because they are so common. People also disconnect even for completely legitimate questions, so there's no way of telling why they're disconnecting. Just seems to be useless data IMO.

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3560942

>ive seen this
>on discovery

>> No.3560960

>>3560938
not that useless, it gives a vague idea of there being no response.

I'd go against spy mode, but at the same time I think if we ask normally people will get annoyed. Perhaps count the first response only?

Or preface the question with "please don't write down your workings" or something. I don't know.

>> No.3560961

>>3560938
If the person agrees with the first then they will agree to an incorrect answer, won't they?

I doubt any of those factors should effect the results horribly. Besides, in the info graphic we could say we used spy mode.

>> No.3560967
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3560967

My jimmies remain unrustled.

>> No.3560971

What do we do if they correct themselves?

>> No.3560972

>>3560967
My jimmies were de-rustled to an extent, in fact.

>> No.3560979

>>3560971
take the last answer they give before disconnect, this isn't a gameshow

>> No.3560982

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
is the sun on fire?
Stranger 2: yes
Stranger 1: no
Stranger 2: but more importantly
Stranger 1: lol faggot
Stranger 2: favourite pony?
Stranger 1: the blue one
Stranger 2: :D
Stranger 2: she's my 3rd favourite
Stranger 1: no
Stranger 1: but fuck you
Stranger 2: after pinkie pie and fluttershy
Stranger 1: 4chan bro?
Stranger 2: nah
Stranger 2: reddit yo
Stranger 1: gtfo
Stranger 2: fight me irl
Stranger 1: why do you like poneys
Stranger 1: are you a girl
Stranger 2: i'm a guy
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 1: that makes you a homo
Stranger 2: the show is awesome
Stranger 2: nah
Stranger 2: i'm straight
Stranger 1: Lol
Stranger 1 has disconnected

>> No.3560998

Just a quick update from me. Go to 100 trials at least I'm thinking.

What is 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1*0?
----
8 (correct): 10
0: 19
Other (9, etc): 1

>> No.3561004

>>3560659
Cant it be looked at
24/2(9+3)=

9+3 = 12

24/2 = 24*.5 = 12

12*12= 144

>> No.3561008

>Question to discuss:
>48 ÷ 2 ( 9 + 3 ) = ?

Stranger 1: 24

Stranger 2: 72.

Stranger 2: No, wait.

Stranger 2: Yep.

Stranger 2: 72.

Stranger 2: No. wait.

Stranger 2: 3.

Stranger 2: I thought that's a multiple.

Stranger 2: Not a divison.

Stranger 1: 48 divided by 2 is 24 right

Stranger 2: You have to get rid of the numbers in the brackets first.

Stranger 2: Then multiple them by two.

Stranger 2: And them divide 48 and 24.

Stranger 1: yea

Stranger 2: Crap, it's 2.

Stranger 2: Damn, I'm not good at math.

Stranger 1: lol

Stranger 1: same her

Stranger 1: *same here

Stranger 2: Oh, well.

Stranger 1: lol

Stranger 2: Now that this is solved...

Stranger 1: /:]

Stranger 2: What now?

Stranger 1: lol

Stranger 2: Yep.

Stranger 2: So...

Stranger 1: math is HARD!

Stranger 2: Yep, that's the conclusion.

Stranger 2: Math is HARD!

Stranger 2: Hate math.

Stranger 1: lol

>> No.3561030

>>3561008

Jesus fucking christ

>> No.3561039

How does one ANSWER questions instead of asking them?

>> No.3561044

>>3561039
ask people how you answer, lol

you have to chat normally, after you disconnect you sometimes get the option.

>> No.3561046

>>3561039
Go into the regular text chat, have a few conversations. After like two or three it gives you the option.

Be warned, it's full of stupid.

>> No.3561055

>Stranger 2 is typing
>STRANGER 1 HAS DISCONNECTED

y u troll my results stranger 1

>> No.3561056

>>3561055
This.
All.
The.
Fucking.
Time.

>> No.3561059

>>3560648
Only 144 is correct. Learn your order of operations.

>> No.3561063
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3561063

Priceless.

>im like a genius

>> No.3561072

>>3561063
Also

>because im a dictiornary
>im a dictiornary
>dictiornary

>> No.3561074

>>3561063
20, right?

>> No.3561076

>>3561074
Yes.

>> No.3561078
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3561078

facepalming so hard right now.

>> No.3561086

can a rational number multiplied by an irrational number result in an rational number?

>> No.3561088

>>3561078
All the way back in highschool physics, our astronaut only had a drill and a belt.

mfw I remember this is what some people said
>attach belt to drill, turn on drill to create a fan

>> No.3561089

>>3561063
>>3561074
>>3561076
What's going on in there?

Are you supposed to do 10/(1/2) ?
Fuck those needlessly twisted questions.

>> No.3561098

>>3561039
You cant, its AIs talking back and forth

>> No.3561100

>>3561088
>attach belt to drill, turn on drill to create a fan
>in space
wat.

>> No.3561101

>>3561088
>>All the way back in highschool physics, our astronaut only had a drill and a belt.

...actually, what *are* you supposed to do with that, other than throw it in the opposite direction?

>> No.3561104
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3561104

>>3561089
Are you:

a) retarded
b) uneducated
c) both

?

>> No.3561105

>>3561059
PEDMAS
PEMDAS
BODMAS
BIDMAS
BIMDAS
are all taught in schools internationally. If you're too stupid to understand that MD and AS hold equal precedence I have no reason to try to educate you.

>> No.3561111

>>3561105
>hold equal precedence
Enjoy your highschool and/or college level math class.

>> No.3561122

Question to discuss:
What happens if a pen is dropped on the moon?
Stranger 1: u cant drop on moon
Stranger 2: It's impossible to drop a pen on the moon.
Stranger 2: The laws of gravity defy it. There's no gravity in space.
Stranger 2: It would simple float across the galaxy.
Stranger 2: That was a pretty darn stupid question. Goodbye.
Stranger 2 has disconnected


>There's no gravity in space.

>> No.3561126
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3561126

>>3561105
So you work from left to right.

HURR DURRRR

>> No.3561127
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3561127

Jesus.

>> No.3561130
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3561130

:-(

>> No.3561131

>>3561111
Enjoy your lack of highschool and/or college level maths education
>>3561126
Only you don't, because there's no reason to.

>> No.3561143

Alright, /sci/. I have the results of 54 people being asked "What is 1/4 of 1/4?"

54 because I forgot to tally a couple results and fuck going to 100.

1/16 - 32
1/8 - 11
1/12 - 1
2/8 - 3
1/3 - 1
1/4 - 4
1/32 - 1
0 - 1

>> No.3561146

>>3561131
>there's no reason to

Except for, oh I don't know, the order of operations?

You should know this or at least have to ability to check Wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_operations

>The order of operations, or precedence, used in mathematics and many programming languages is expressed here:
>terms inside parentheses or brackets
>exponents and roots
>multiplication and division *As they appear left to right*
>addition and subtraction *As they appear left to right*

>> No.3561160

>>3561146
>Programming languages

Many programming languages use precedence levels that conform to the order commonly used in mathematics, though some, such as APL and Smalltalk, have no operator precedence rules (in APL evaluation is strictly right to left, in Smalltalk it's strictly left to right).

>Calculators may associate exponents to the left or to the right depending on the model. For example, the expression a ^ b ^ c on the TI-92 and TI-30XII (both Texas Instruments calculators) associates two different ways:
BIASED SELECTION ALL UP IN HERE

>> No.3561163

Have the completed results from my original question.

What is 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1*0?
----
8 (correct): 35
0: 56
9: 5
Changed mind (from 0 to 8): 4
(spam answers & disconnects were not included)


I'd say I was surprised, but that would be a lie.

>> No.3561165

>>3561104
That's not a math question.
That's an English question.

Everybody doesn't have a great grasp of English on Omegle as far as I know.

Just like those parentheses questions which are just fucking around.

>> No.3561169

Question to discuss:
48 ÷ 2 ( 9 + 3 ) = ?
Stranger 1: whaat
Stranger 2: no
Stranger 1: i have summerbreak give me some rest man
Stranger 2: 144
Stranger 1: how?
Stranger 2: order of operations
Stranger 2: paranthasese first which = 12
Stranger 2: then division which = 12 too
Stranger 1: ok

Because everyone knows 48 divided by 2 is 12.

>> No.3561171
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>> No.3561174

Question to discuss:
48 ÷ 2 ( 9 + 3 ) = ?
Stranger 1: 8
Stranger 2: we cant know with the way you wrote it
Stranger 2: it can be 2
Stranger 2: or it can be 144
Stranger 2: it depends
Stranger 1: well, im a math student
Stranger 2: well i'm a physics major
Stranger 2: and this notation is only used by faggot
Stranger 1: yeah
Stranger 1: totally agree

Can someone explain this to me?

>> No.3561175

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Why do I enjoy putting my hand into my rectum?

You: cause
You: youre gay
You: not even kidding
Stranger: lmao agreed
You: you might wanna tlak to your doctor about getting a cure
You: that shit is contagious too
Stranger: umm wait stfu
You: your parents might caatch it
Stranger: nothing wrong wit gay ppl
You: then youd never be born! shit man, go get a cure immediately
You: pretty sure theyre giving out cyanide pills at your local pharmacy
Stranger: fuck you
You: what?
Stranger: dick shut up
You: its a contagious virus
You: we wouldnt want it to spread
Stranger: no its not
Stranger: shut up
You: what
You: no
You: clearly you have a warped understanding of sexuality
Stranger: umm no my best frnd is gay
Stranger: so stfu
You: my, i can just imagine how knowledge-starved your childhood must have been
You: WHAT?
You: AND YOU KNEW ABOUT IT?
You: GET HIM CURED GOOD GOD MAN
Stranger: i love him with passion
Stranger: stfu
You: SHIT YOUVE PROBABLY CAUGHT IT ALREADY
You: OH MY GOD YOURE ONE OF THEM
You: FUCK
Stranger: nothing wrong with him
Stranger: im a chick stfu
You: oh
You: good
You: wouldnt want you to catch the gay virus
Stranger: its not a virus
Stranger: ur pissing me off
You: what? now youre just pulling my leg
You: you need to understand and study biology

pt1

>> No.3561179

Disconnect 32
1 5
2 1
2500 22
no response/troll 14
25000 2
250000 1
Doesn't make sense 1
Disconnect was counted when either the conversation ended without either participant talking or trying to, or when one person answered and the other disconnected immediately after.

>> No.3561181

>>3561175
Stranger: got an a in bio
You: hah, high school biology. im sure youre the next einstein
You: a true child prodigy
You: but as it stands
You: you evidently have no understanding of the gay disease
You: that is spreading and decimating our good world
Stranger: its not a diseasse
You: so would you please just help your friend get the cure he needs?
Stranger: wtf let me guess ur christian
Stranger: an a fucking pushy onew
You: Cyanide is an especially effective anti-homosexual agent
You: please remain civil ma'am!
You: we must work together to get to the bottom of this
You: the gay disease must be quelched
Stranger: i am civil but ur a bitch
You: we can do it
You: together
Stranger: no
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: you
You: what?
You: why are you so angry?
You: im just trying to help your friend whos obviously in need
Stranger: umm yea u dnt kill ppl
Stranger: wat a bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>> No.3561183

>>3561076
they way you wrote it is ambiguous, 10 divided by A half would be 20 but 10 divided by half doesn't really make sense, the closest interpretation is 10/(1/2) but generally half refers to half of a value where as a half refers to the quantity 1/2

>> No.3561186

>>3561174
This entire argument stems from whether or not you believe "implicit multiplication" is any different than regular multiplication.

The 2(12) part. Some argue that it is simply multiplication of 2*12. Others argue that you distribute the 2, which is the same thing as multiplication, but the order of operation rules change. Personally, I find that second argument retarded.

>> No.3561190

48 ÷ 2 ( 9 + 3 ) = ?
Stranger 1: gime a sec
Stranger 2: what's the prize?
Stranger 2: 2
Stranger 1: 3.42.....
Stranger 1: etc
Stranger 2: no
Stranger 1: PEMDAS mother fucker
Stranger 1: how is it 2
Stranger 1: oh
Stranger 1: wait
Stranger 1: fuck
Stranger 1: im high as fuck
Stranger 1: FUCK YOU MATHHHH

>> No.3561191
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3561191

Seriously?

>> No.3561197
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3561197

For mother fucking SCIENCE

>> No.3561199
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3561199

Credit for effort.

>> No.3561200

>>3561104
Well I'm not English but I don't think you say "divided by half" if you meant 0.5.
You'd say "divided by a half" or "one half". And even "a half" isn't defined as 0.5 by the dictionary, it's just assumed.
Just saying "half" implies it's the half of something specified nearby. Plus there are tons of expressions like "reduced by half" which mean original value divided by 2, and not minus 0.5.

>> No.3561204

>>3561186
Convention would be to solve the parentheses leaving you with 48/2*12, then to go with a left to right work through. Neither left or right first are considered absolutely correct, but in western cultures that's the way it's done.
If you were to ask a guy from indonesia, he would work right to left, as that is the conventional order of progression there.

>> No.3561205

>>3561104
Divided by half and divided by A half are completely different

>> No.3561214

>>3561204
That's my thinking as well, but some people will argue tooth and nail that 48/2*12 is NOT the same thing as 48/2(12)

>> No.3561216
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3561216

I feel your pain, Stranger 2.

>> No.3561230

What is the closest planet to earth?
Stranger 1: mercury i think
Stranger 1: or mars
Stranger 1: idk
Stranger 2: Mars.

>> No.3561244

What is the closest planet to earth?
Stranger 2: mars
Stranger 2: or moon
Stranger 1: im failing fisics
Stranger 1: XD

Oh dear

>> No.3561245
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3561245

I'll add this one to the pot.

>> No.3561249

>>3561101
im asssuming use the belt to keep the drill running (tie it around the trigger) because if you held the trigger as you held to drilltip youd have some issues with static equilibrium. and then rotate yourself back to your ship 1 bodylength rotation at a time by holding onto the drillbit.

>> No.3561251

>>3561230
This isn't exactly common knowledge, so it's not that funny..

>> No.3561254

>>3561251
Yes it is

>> No.3561257

>>3561254
What's the answer, as of this second?

>> No.3561262
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3561262

>>3561216
if you thought that was bad

>> No.3561263

>>3561257
Venus

>> No.3561267

>>3561249

Fullretard.jpg

>> No.3561272

>>3561254
At its closest, Venus is 38 million km from Earth, while Mars can get as close at 55 million km. However, these distances change drastically as the planets orbit then Sun, and Mars can be closer to Earth at times.

However, it's still NOT common knowledge as to which planet can be closest to Earth.

>> No.3561287

>>3561230
Correct answer:

It depends.

>> No.3561292

>ask what the furthest planet in our solar system from the sun is
>see how many still say pluto

>> No.3561298

>>3561249
Nope. Once it's reached a constant speed, it will not continue to rotate you.

>> No.3561303

>>3561292
Even if Pluto were a planet, Neptune *could* still be further out due to Pluto's eccentric orbit.

>> No.3561305

>>3561303
It's not a planet. That's the point

>> No.3561306

>>3561303
yup. Pluto's also still a planetary body, so I'd be weary of asking something quite that semantic

>> No.3561308
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>> No.3561311
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3561311

>0

>> No.3561317

>>3561263
No. Venus is not the closest planet to Earth at this moment.

It's Mercury. Yes, fucking Mercury is closer to us than any other planet right now. Your question is retarded.

>> No.3561329

Here is everything ITT so far plus a new one

What is 500% of 500?
----
>2500 (correct)
53
>too hard/don't know
13
>1
11
>250000
9
>500
5
>can't go above 100%
4
>5000000
2
>3000
1
>5
1
>5000
1
(answers such as "a lot", "asl", "over 9000", etc. were not included)


What is the furthest planet from the sun (in our solar system) that has rings?
----
>Neptune (correct)
27
>Uranus
33
>Saturn
35
>Jupiter
4
>Venus
1
(only accepted names of planets in our solar system, also didn't include "don't know")


What is 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1*0?
----
>8 (correct)
35
>0
56
>9
5
>Changed mind (from 0 to 8)
4
(spam answers & disconnects were not included)

>> No.3561333

Who is the president of Russia?

my dick

>> No.3561349
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3561349

What is the capital of Africa?

>> No.3561353

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Is modular congruence transitive?

Stranger 1: what?

Stranger 1: no

Stranger 1: idiot

Stranger 1 has disconnected

>lol stranger 1 is such an idiot

>> No.3561358

Question: Is it important to be knowledgeable about science in a democratic society?

Stranger 1:No

Stranger 1:Demecrats suck.

My jimmies... so rustled

>> No.3561362

>>3561329
Continued:


What is 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1*0?
----
>8 (correct)
35
>0
56
>9
5
>Changed mind (from 0 to 8)
4
(spam answers & disconnects were not included)


***Anyone want to finish this one? (only 54 answers so far, 46 to give)***
What is 1/4 of 1/4?
----

>1/16 (correct)
32
>1/8
11
>1/12
1
>2/8
3
>1/3
1
>1/4
4
>1/32
1
>0
1


Other stuff:
If you want to help, use the format these 4 are in and *don't* include disconnects.

>>3561179
why did you do the one I just did?

I would appreciate more of these sets of 100 answers too :)

Data:
>Most incorrect
What is the furthest planet from the sun (in our solar system) that has rings?
>73% incorrect
What is 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1*0?
>65% incorrect
What is 500% of 500?
>47% incorrect
What is 1/4 of 1/4? (incomplete)
>41% incorrect

>> No.3561372
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>> No.3561375

>>3561349
What is the capital of Africa?

Stranger 1: zimbobwe

Stranger 1: ?

Stranger 2: africa is a continent

Stranger 1: hahahahaha

Stranger 1: my bad

Stranger 2: you're an idiot hahahh

Stranger 1: ikr hahahaha

Stranger 1 has disconnected

>> No.3561379
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3561379

>> No.3561384

>>3561317
No, Mercury is not the closest planet to Earth. Venus is.

>> No.3561391

don't you feel kind of ashamed trolling innocent civilians on Omegle when you can troll Nuclear Scientists on /sci/?

>> No.3561396
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3561396

w...w...what?

>> No.3561401

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1*0=?
Stranger 1: IDIOT
Stranger 1: STOP
Stranger 1: DOING THOSE
Stranger 1: U SUCK
Stranger 1: YES
Stranger 1: U HEARD ME
Stranger 1: WHAT U GONNA DO
Stranger 1: YEAH NOTHING
Stranger 1 has disconnected

I lol'd

>> No.3561421
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3561421

It's funny because the point of this thread is to feel superior to internet people for our basic scientific knowledge.
More so because it's meant as a relief from the constant stream of scorn that irrigates most non-basic discussions on this board.
More so because even then we manage to disagree and call each other idiots over those pieces of supposed basic knowledge.

>> No.3561432
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3561432

Why cant you faggots stay out of Omegle?

>> No.3561491
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3561491

>>3561384
This very second, Mercury is closer to the Earth than Venus by approximately 1.12 AU.

>> No.3561504

>>3561491
dude

earth is the closest planet to earth.

>> No.3561520

Ask them what happens when you drop a pen on the moon.

And then facepalm at the response

>> No.3561662
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3561662

Does no one on Omegle understand gravity?

>> No.3561696

>>3561662
Arguably, satellites don't match the definition of floating, and fall constantly. Stranger one might be right.

Stranger two is still an idiot.

>> No.3561732

>>3561696
I know they do, but I'm wording it in a way that they can understand.

No one has answered it right, everyone says there's no gravity in space. No one says it's because it's going so fast around the Earth that it's in orbit.

I simply used floating because they could have that illusion since they are so close to the Earth, but never fall anywhere near the surface.

>> No.3561761

>>3561732
Intriguing fable, friend.

Always use accurate words. Even when you, and the person you're asking, know what you mean, and even when it makes things more difficult. I swear to FSM badly phrased questions were the worst part of my high school life.

>> No.3561784
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3561784

LOLWUT?

>> No.3561797
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3561797

:-/

>> No.3561801
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3561801

>>3561784

FYI, this person then went on to say "Retards like you are why the US is in such a debt". Rofl

After this picture was taken, Stranger 1 went on to say "I'm glad that I'm not the only one with common sense here".
Fucking gravity, how does it work?
Vorb = sqrt(MG/r) bitches.

>> No.3561826 [DELETED] 
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3561826

>look nigga you are dumb

>> No.3561832

I wonder why they think we orbit the sun, and the moon orbits us if there's no gravity in space.

>> No.3561838
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3561838

My faith in humanity has recovered, a little bit.

>> No.3561840
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3561840

the sad part is, he expected that i could answer him

>> No.3561843
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3561843

>mfw

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
How do you feel towards genetic engineering? (Of people, of food, of etc.)

Stranger 2: i hope one day we can all be superhumans

Stranger 1: Good q

Stranger 2: and travel to space

Stranger 2: from new land

Stranger 2: and evolve ourself

Stranger 1: I don't think it's generally a greAt idea

Stranger 2: in the better way

Stranger 2: evolution is always better

Stranger 1: I feel as of it has certain aspects are gearing dowager hitleer like ideals

Stranger 1: Yeayea

Stranger 2: lol well

Stranger 1: Toward not dowager

Stranger 2: you are not entirely wrong but we must evolve

Stranger 2: immagine a wolrd with no religion

Stranger 2: no war

Stranger 1: Oh yea

Stranger 1: But let it be in a natural way

Stranger 2: nah

Stranger 2: why?

Stranger 2: if we can manage to do it

Stranger 2: faster n better

Stranger 2: why would we?

Stranger 2: we are "from nature"

Stranger 1: I mean there must be some negative effects to the complex interactions of the body's systems if genes are manipulated. although I'm thinking of replacing genes and not selecting for them

Stranger 1: I agree

Stranger 2: cool

Stranger 2: :)

Stranger 2 has disconnected

>> No.3561841

how do you volunteer for this shit

>> No.3561851

>>3561841

please be a troll..

>> No.3561874
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3561874

the fuck

>> No.3561894

>>3561851
see
>>3561851


normal omegle gives you the option after a while

>> No.3561900

Question to discuss:
why is the sky blue?

Stranger 1: what are you, 3?

Stranger 2: because it reflects the color of the ocean.

Stranger 1: Go back and ask a better question.

Stranger 2: or the ocean reflects it

Stranger 2: its something like that

Stranger 2: right?

Stranger 2 has disconnected


LOL

>> No.3561901
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3561901

I lower myself to their intellectual level and this shit happens.

>> No.3561906

>>3561874
>implying they aren't

>> No.3561917

>get question asking about the differences between races and apparent geneticly inherited distinguishing characteristics
>before I can say anything other stranger disconnects
dammit.

>> No.3561920

>>3561906

>implying they are

>> No.3561921

>>3561901

LOL

>> No.3561922

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Oh hai. so how are you holding up. BECAUSE IM A POTATO
Stranger: >.>
You: OP is a fag who probably watches invader zim
You: and shops at hot topic
Stranger: ok
You: OMG SO RANDOM!!!
Stranger: whos op?
You: You cunt
You: The asker bitch
Stranger: haha
You: I will slit your throat asker bitch
You: You watchin this?
Stranger: ...
You: You scared oh fuck yuu scared
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>> No.3561923

man its hard to get this shit to ask me to volunteer

>> No.3561934
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3561934

>hard mode

>> No.3561943

Question to discuss:
Why can we only see one side of the moon from earth?
Stranger 1: Because it rotates as it turns
Stranger 1: Or as we turn
Stranger 1: And stuff
Stranger 2: cuz were facing only one side
Stranger 2: we dont have 360 vision
Stranger 2: XD
Stranger 1: because i play ps3
Stranger 1: :P
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 2 has disconnected

>360 vision
>wtfamireading.jpg

>> No.3561944

None of you know ANYTHING about behavioral science just FYI. Many of these questions are really really poorly worded and I can see why people would get them wrong. You are also asking people who are not in uniform circumstances, you are not manipulating any variable, you are not testing any hypothesis.

Have fun ripping this apart and then going back to your physics/chemistry circlejerk

>> No.3561947

>>3561944

lol psychfag.

>> No.3561949
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>> No.3561964
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>> No.3561971
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3561971

;__;

>> No.3561979

>>3561491

what program is that?

>> No.3561990

What do your kidneys do?
Stranger 2: sing
Stranger 1: filter your piss
Stranger 1 has disconnected

>> No.3561995

>>3561990
>kidneys
>filter piss

This is like saying toasters toast toast.

>> No.3561996
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3561996

>>3561944
>I can see why people would get them wrong
U mad because you don't know the answers?

>> No.3562000
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3562000

Almost raged, but Stranger 1 pulled his shit together.

>> No.3562010
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>>3561832
They're not in the gravity zone anymore, but they're not out of it, either.

>> No.3562013

lol, wtf /sci/....
>I nearly failed in maths & physics but I'm still better than these guys...

>> No.3562018
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3562018

>>3561995

>> No.3562022

>>3561230
>>3561244
>>3561491
What is this? I want to play with it.

>> No.3562025

What's the difference between nuclear fusion and nuclear fission?
Stranger 1: No idea, honestly
Stranger 2: No idea
Stranger 1: I guess Its good I am not a phyisict
Stranger 2: Haha true I would be s fail of one! :P
Stranger 1: Me too.
Stranger 1: I would destroy the world
Stranger 2: :S haha asl?
Stranger 1: 19, M USA. You?
Stranger 2 has disconnected

>> No.3562041

>>3562022
I don't know, but you can also use wolframalpha.

http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=distances+of+mercury+and+venus+relative+to+the+earth

>> No.3562042

>>3561797
Earth's orbit is elliptical
Summer is different for the two hemispheres
Earth is probably closest somewhere in between the summers
But I don't know I don't have a map of the solar system handy.

>> No.3562047

>>3562042
The Earth is actually closest to the Sun around January. But it's the tilt of the Earth that is responsible for the seasons.

>> No.3562054
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>>3562042
Indeed. We reach perihelion next year on January 5.

>> No.3562056

>>3562047

i don't get this, wouldn't the tilt be less of a distance than the distance from an elliptical orbit?

>> No.3562064

>>3562056
Changing seasons have nothing to do with distance from the sun, from tilt or otherwise. They're caused by the differing amounts of direct sunlight received by the hemispheres.

This, on /sci/? Seriously?

>> No.3562075
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3562075

>>3562056

>> No.3562085

>>3562056
I don't understand your question. There is no such thing as a perfectly circular orbit. Earth does have a closest approach to the Sun along its orbit, but it's not big enough to noticeably affect the temperature on Earth. It has to do with the amount of flux hitting the surface of the Earth at any given time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuiQvPLWziQ

>> No.3562089

How long it's an AU (Astronomical Unit)?
Stranger 1: as long as my dick
Stranger 1 has disconnected

How long it's an AU (Astronomical Unit)?
Stranger 2: Penis
Stranger 2 has disconnected

How long it's an AU (Astronomical Unit)?
Stranger 2: no idea
Stranger 1: penis
Stranger 2: yes!!!
Stranger 2: that is sooo true

>> No.3562099

>>3562085
I agree with you, but just for the sake of argument, an area of a given size will have a greater flux closer to the sun than farther from it. Just sayin

>> No.3562109

Question to discuss:
If there's no gravity in space, how do the planets remain in orbit?
Stranger 1: Gravity
Stranger 1: you dumb ass
Stranger 2: gravity and enertia
Stranger 1: You have no concept of astrophysics
Stranger 1: There is gravity in space
Stranger 2: yep...
Stranger 1: There's gravity everywhere. We just feel it more because the Earth is fucking huge
Stranger 1: I mean a fucking orange has gravity
Stranger 2: Is there gravity in a vacuum..?
Stranger 1: Yes
Stranger 2: interesting...
Stranger 2: Gravity bad be disasterous though
Stranger 2: :/
Stranger 1: actually im not sure about that.....
Stranger 1: hmmm let me think
Stranger 1: i guess there wouldnt
Stranger 1: no there wouldnt be gravity in a vacuum because theres no particles
Stranger 1: no matter particles
Stranger 1: and gravitons are matter... technically
Stranger 1: what are you typing?
Stranger 1 has disconnected

>> No.3562126

Religion vs Science, state your side and discuss.
Stranger 2: hmm good question
Stranger 1: Both?
Stranger 2: a bit of both
Stranger 1: Science shows a lot more details than religion.
Stranger 2: If we are talking about creation than im with religion because nothing can begin on its own
Stranger 2: big bang theory is bullshit
Stranger 1: Yes^
Stranger 2: but yeah like evolution and that stuff is pure science
Stranger 1: Mhmm.
Stranger 1: God says that he created man, but science shows the whole evolution thing
Stranger 1: and has scientific facts
Stranger 2: buttt that makes you think...
Stranger 1: Mhmm
Stranger 2: if we evolved from monkeys right and we have feeling then monkeys have feelings too
Stranger 2: so all these other species before monkeys have feelings too
Stranger 1: But more or less feelings.
Stranger 2: well they still do

>> No.3562271

Anyone in here want to see the stupidest conversation unfolding?

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What is the farthest planet in our solar system?
Stranger 1: i dont know
Stranger 1: can i check on google right now?
Stranger 2: pluto used to be
Stranger 2: but its not a plaet any more
Stranger 2: so
Stranger 2: neptune
Stranger 1: yup lol
Stranger 1: just checked on google its neptune
Stranger 2: i work for nasa actually hahahaha u met a lucky person
Stranger 1: for real?
Stranger 2: yup
Stranger 1: well my favourite thing in the universe
Stranger 1: has to be Dark Energy
Stranger 2: nope life on other plantes
Stranger 2: planets
Stranger 2: tryin to figure that out now
Stranger 1: lol :>
Stranger 2: theres actually a special mission going on right now
Stranger 1: i think that's probably not gonna happen
Stranger 2: dont tell anyone tho
Stranger 2: please
Stranger 2: ill lose my job

>> No.3562376
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3562376

Just when I get asked a good question, the dumbfuck disconnects. I hate people.

>> No.3562454
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>> No.3562482

I have a question

if your jaw falls unless you consciously hold it up and you're now breathing manually, how come your tongue can't find a comfortable position in your mouth?

>> No.3562583

>>3562482
Ok, I'm sufficiently annoyed. I hope you're happy.

>> No.3562602
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3562602

>Question to discuss:
>Name one living and accomplished scientist.

Stranger 1: uh

Stranger 1: barack obama

Stranger 2: lol nobel prize

Stranger 2: Michio Kaku

Stranger 1: you googled that

Stranger 2: No, I own all his books.

Stranger 1: lol

Stranger 1: right

Stranger 1: i totally believe you

Stranger 1: /sarcasm

Stranger 1: :)

Stranger 2: He writes pretty good science for the everyday person, as well as more detailed stuff.

Stranger 2: Physics of the Impossible, Hyperspace, good stuff.

Stranger 1: so basically

Stranger 1: he writes about magic

Stranger 1: ?

Stranger 2: He's on discovery channel like every show.

Stranger 1: oh hes that old japanese dude

Stranger 1: i dont like him

Stranger 2: Yeah.

Stranger 1: i watched his ted thingamajigger

Stranger 1: total bs

Pic related for Stranger 2

>> No.3562616

>>3562583
it's Okay, just try blinking normally and remember that several people have probably shaken your hand after they've fapped, without washing it. Including your father.

>> No.3562649

What age range does someone have to be attracted to in order to be considered a pedophile?

Stranger 2: 1=18

Stranger 2: 1-18

Stranger 2: lol

Stranger 1: haha.

Stranger 1: i agree.

Stranger 2: it's true

Stranger 2: im 17

Stranger 2 has disconnected

>> No.3562654

>>3560838
>>3560880
>>3560870
nerds

>> No.3562733

burmp

>> No.3562776

>>3562616
Oh god it just gets worse! Where are you getting these?!?! (Absentee father, btw, so that one didn't work)

>> No.3562913
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3562913

I've had a lot of disconnects with this one. I thought it would invite more responses.

>> No.3562962
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3562962

>subjectable

>> No.3563051
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3563051

I wonder how the president would respond to these questions...

>> No.3563060
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3563060

a little more meatphysical, but w/e...

>> No.3563063
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3563063

That's right, we understand relativity, but don't know PEMDAS (statistically)

>> No.3563088

>>3563063
Einstein didn't really invent, he discovered. Also
>18,000 people
>all the same

>> No.3563124

where do you download/use this?

>> No.3563141

>>3563124
http://omegle.com

>> No.3563167

>>3563141
How do I download it? the logs dont work

>> No.3563176

It started out simple, asked them to name the planets in order from the Sun, which they did.
But then...this

Stranger 1: forgot what
Stranger 1: ?
Stranger 2: pluto
Stranger 1: plutos not a planet
Stranger 1: :)
Stranger 1: anymore
Stranger 2: Xd
Stranger 2: xD
Stranger 1: on teh enws a long time ago
Stranger 1: pluto was conmsidered
Stranger 1: out of our solar system
Stranger 1: hahahaa
Stranger 2: ;O

>> No.3563192

>>3563167
Print screen

>> No.3563202

>>3563192
?
I want to download the software

>> No.3563204

>>3563202
there is no software. Go to omegle.com. Ask a question. Print Screen the answer.

>> No.3563209

>>3563204
Print the screen? How does that work?
Is there a program?

>> No.3563215

>>3563209
wait i think i did it. will my printer work for it or something else i need to download?

>> No.3563217

>>3563215
yes

>> No.3563220

>>3563217
But what? its not on the site

>> No.3563223

>>3563220
yes, duh

>> No.3563228

>>3563223
yes what?! fucing tell me what i need to use this

>> No.3563234

>>3563228
YES
It's obvious what you have to do you just explaind it like 5 times

>> No.3563240

>>3563234
what is there to do you just send me link to site i don't know where to download is? you need to answer

>> No.3563242

>>3563240
OMFG

I fucking told you fag

>> No.3563244

WINDOWS 7:

SNIPPING TOOL

MAC OS:

SHIFT-COMMAND-4

>> No.3563245

>>3563242
if you told me then i would know how to download it but i DONT. you are a faggot tho. how are you using it?

>> No.3563248

>>3563244
i don't try to flipping screen shoot it moron.

>> No.3563252
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3563252

>>3563245
NIGGERFAGGOT

>> No.3563257

>>3563252
not helping. i don't need screenshot so fuk off

>> No.3563259

>>3563244
(or ctrl+print screen for a window, or printscreen for the entire screen... since the dawn of windows)

>> No.3563261

>>3563259
but how do i download omegle software? right click save as or something? help this isn't working

>> No.3563307

>>3563244
shift-command-3 for mac actually, [spoiler]because im a dirty hipster

>> No.3563382

Question to discuss:
What is 0^0?
Stranger 2: 0
Stranger 1: 0
Stranger 2 has disconnected

>> No.3563422

>>3563307
STOP FEEDING THE FUCKING TROLL

God damnit, you think you would realize the poster was a troll after the 20th dumbass question.

>> No.3563429

Question to discuss:
what is the square root of -1? 9/10 Americans get this wrong.

Stranger 2: 1

Stranger 1: there is none

Stranger 1: you cant have a square root of a minus number

Stranger 1: and im american

Stranger 2: yeah you can

Stranger 2: it's i.

Stranger 1: o.O

Stranger 2: i. as in like imaginary number.

Stranger 1: yeah well im talking real math here

Stranger 2: wow. lmfao.

Stranger 1: a negative number cant have a REAL square root

Stranger 2: graduate high school

Stranger 1: i have

Stranger 2: then you'll understand

Stranger 1: real

Stranger 1: numbers

Stranger 1: and imaginary numbers

Stranger 1: there's a division between the two in mathematics

Stranger 1: read the textual parts of your math textbooks

Stranger 2: imaginary numbers are a simple concept of algebra

Stranger 1: and maybe you wont be such an ignorant douche

Stranger 2: you're dumb as hell.

Stranger 1: o.o

Stranger 1: clearly not

Stranger 2: clearly so.

Stranger 1: clearly not

Stranger 1: my answer is definitive

>> No.3563434
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>> No.3563438

>>3563434

Stranger 2 is a bouss

>> No.3563512
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3563512

>> No.3563533
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3563533

>>3563429
I agree with Stranger 1.
Imaginary numbers are retarded. There's no square root to -1.
Some asshole decided it would be i because he needed it, but it's arbitrary and doesn't make sense.

>> No.3563537
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3563537

>>3563533

>> No.3563541

>>3563533
I disagree with your reason but S1 is absolutely right. <span class="math">i[/spoiler] is not a real number. It is, however, a complex number, and can be useful.

>> No.3563562

Question to discuss:
What is time?

Stranger 2: almost 7am

Stranger 1: time is but an illusion,child

Stranger 2: oh hot dayum grandpa! tell me more! tell me more! *sits with a rather large smile on my face*

Stranger 2: if time is an illusion then what does that make reality?

Stranger 1: I once fought chuck norris and he survived

Stranger 1: reality is just one's imagination

Stranger 2: if time is an illusion and reality is just imagination then doesnt that make time apart of reality aswell?

Stranger 1: or I mean to say another's imagination with you included in said dream

Stranger 2: if its another imagination and time is an illusion then your time must be another persons reality because your imaganation IS another persons reality

Stranger 1: woooah little man

Stranger 2: hey dont talk to my penis like that.

Stranger 1: can you make things un future

Stranger 1: -

Stranger 2: i can make things in the future but it takes time and effort. there are jobs based off of these skills which are things such as mechanics and engineers

Stranger 1: un-future

Stranger 2: IM GETTING MIND FUCKED GOD DAMNIT

Stranger 2: without lube too

Stranger 2: i dont understand unfuture

Stranger 1: you want some k y jelly

Stranger 2: fuck no im dry dogging it

Stranger 1: no luuuuuube this guy raw dogs

Stranger 2: hell yeah. its how i roll mother fuckers

Stranger 1: yea

Stranger 2: no pain no gain

Stranger 2 has disconnected

>> No.3563568

>>3563537
If I define something as, for example, sqrt(x) = (x,-x)
It's nice and dandy to solve some stuff but I'm still full of shit, sqrt doesn't produce a vector. But I'll pretend it does and I'll call that the Bullshit number representation. In the same way, sqrt(-1) didn't produce i before. There's no number such that x² = -1. Some asshole decides there is one because he didn't find a better way to solve his useless problems and needed complex garbage, but he's still full of shit, complex numbers don't exist outside of his crazy dogmatic head. And then they decide to teach everyone that i² = -1 because it sounds trendy and so edgy and cool.

>> No.3563570
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3563570

a

>> No.3563579
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3563579

How much time does it take the light of the sun to reach the earth?

Stranger 1: ... really fast?

Stranger 1: light is the fastest

Stranger 2: not fast at all

Stranger 1: or you can always use google :/

Stranger 2: I would say... a few days perhaps

Stranger 1: what?!

Stranger 1: you serious?

Stranger 2: stars that are burning in the sky are extinct

Stranger 1: why?

Stranger 2: but their light going out hasn't traveled far enough

Stranger 1: that has nothing to do with light from the sun reaching the earth

Stranger 2: that, I know, but the sun, which is our closest star? I don't know

Stranger 2: ...

Stranger 1: ...

Stranger 2: it's okay, you can learn something today on wikipedia

Stranger 1: haha

Stranger 1: or google

Stranger 1: 8min and 20sec apparently

Stranger 2: aw I'm wrong

Stranger 1: haha :D

Stranger 1: with some chem and maths you'll get it someday

Stranger 1: or with internet you'll get it in 5 seconds

Stranger 2: lol i dont know if 8 minutes 20 sec is fast

Stranger 2: really fast, for that matter

Stranger 1: it is when it's 150 million km far :D

Stranger 1: try travelling that in your truck

Stranger 2: ah, trucks...

Stranger 2: do you drive one?

Stranger 1: nah bicycles save the earth

Stranger 1: <3

Stranger 2: ..yay

Stranger 1: go earth

Stranger 1 has disconnected

>> No.3563580

Question to discuss:
How do you feel about Omegle using frames as a load balancing measure?

Stranger 1: what?

Stranger 2: A TECHNICAL QUESTION?!

Stranger 1 has disconnected

>> No.3563589

>>3563580
how does using frames balance the load? Server side still does the work.

>> No.3563599

Why is sky blue?

Stranger 2: why not?

Stranger 1: Because

Stranger 1: It absorbs all color

Stranger 1: But blue

Stranger 1: Der

Stranger 1: Pay attention in any science class

Stranger 1: And you would know


God.

>> No.3563604

>>3563533

there are two roots, +-i

being a faggot and deciding that because you can't wrap your head around something it is redundant is the kind of thinking that is dragging us into another dark age

>> No.3563612

>>3563568
>And then they decide to teach everyone that i² = -1 because it sounds trendy and so edgy and cool.

I lol'd. You have an odd way of viewing things.

>> No.3563622

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
If a pen is dropped on the moon, what does it do?

Stranger 2: it drops

Stranger 1: Can you drop a pen on the moon?

Stranger 2: yes dumbass

Stranger 1: Very little gravity?

Stranger 1: Now who's the dumbass

Stranger 1: Bitch.

Stranger 2: i know more than you

Stranger 1: Go on then

Stranger 1: Explain

Stranger 2: the moon has a sixth the mass of earth

Stranger 2: making the acceleration of the pen 6 times slower

Stranger 1: Something as light as a pen would not drop on the moon due to the lack of gravity provided by the earths core due to the distance you fucking tool.

Stranger 2: earths gravity wont affect an object of that size at such far distance

Stranger 2: that much at least

Stranger 1: Earth provides the gravity

Stranger 1: Are you stupid?

Stranger 2: moon gravity stupid

Stranger 1: :|

Stranger 1: You're fucking idiot

Stranger 1 has disconnected

>> No.3563639
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3563639

God I love Zeno.

>> No.3563652
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3563652

>dumpass

>> No.3563656

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What is major catalyst for three stage thermonuclear device?

Stranger 2: hmmm

Stranger 2: fission

Stranger 2: i believe

Stranger 2: well, fission is what causes a nuclear reaction

Stranger 2: thermo nuclear

Stranger 2: implies that it's heat

Stranger 2: resulting from nuclear activity

Stranger 2: so...fission?

Stranger 2: is someone else here to confirm

Stranger 2: or am I talking to a thermonuclear device

Stranger 2: which obviously does not posess

Stranger 1: BOOOOM!

Stranger 2: xplosion

Stranger 2: /dead

Stranger 2: so, what's your take

Stranger 1 has disconnected


NOPE.avi it's Tritium. Dumbfucks

>> No.3563693

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Only 1 person so far has known the answer to this. How old is the Earth? 'Old' is not a correct answer dumbasses.

Stranger 1: like 7000 billion years old

Stranger 1: wait thats a lot

Stranger 1: 7 billion years

Stranger 2: there is no way they'd be able to tell due to corrosion and shit ...fail troll

Stranger 2 has disconnected

>Age of the earth
>No way they'd be able to tell due to corrosion and shit

>> No.3563715
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3563715

Man, I wish I could provide the answer.

>> No.3563727

>>3563715
pi

>> No.3563730

>>3563727
No,
Pi*2

I just wish there was a way give the answer.

>> No.3563731

>>3563715
2pi * (R+1) - 2pi * R = 2pi
mind == blown

>> No.3563741

>>3563715
A further 2pi metres.

Earth circumference c=2pi*R
New circumference C=2pi*(R+1) =2pi*R+2pi*1

C-c=2pi[m] additional rope
That's not the easiest question, although would only take a minute for a high schooler to work out.

>> No.3563753
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3563753

Meh.

>> No.3563766
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3563766

bumping with oc

>> No.3563770
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>> No.3563772
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>> No.3563776
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3563776

After I got 6 or 7 "my dick" responses to several questions I figured I'd just start trolling people.

>> No.3563799
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3563799

>>3563589

>frames
>rendered server-side

>> No.3563805
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3563805

Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls. . .

>> No.3563819
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3563819

>> No.3563823

>>3563741

holy fuck, what is happening here??

i've done this on paper 10 times now, it checks out ._.

you only need 2 pi more meters of rope to make it stretch a meter off the surface?

surely you need a lot more

>> No.3563839
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3563839

>>3563770

>mfw i'm stranger 1

>> No.3563885
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3563885

>>3563805
Well I'll be ironed.

>> No.3563962
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3563962

Damn, she didn't want to.

>> No.3563989

bump

>> No.3564023

Aww fuck, the stangers just started cybering

>> No.3564032
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3564032

I had 7 reactions exactly like this.

>Absolutely disgusting

>> No.3564035

>>3564032
You're right, that spelling is atrocious.

>> No.3564040

>>3564023
Strangers are still cybering
Stranger 1: i tickle ur stomach
Stranger 1: i tickle ur feet
Stranger 2: oh...i would scream
Stranger 2: and probably accidently kick you......
Stranger 1: i dnt mind
Stranger 1: i continue to suck that vagina wild
Stranger 2: you are making me really horny right now
Stranger 1: yeah
Stranger 1: i continue to lick faster at that vulva
Stranger 1: and suck on that hole

>> No.3564050
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>> No.3564077
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>> No.3564086
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3564086

bumping

>> No.3564103
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3564103

too easy

>> No.3564121

I just had the best Omegle convo ever. It's not /sci/ related, but mannnnnn
http://pastebin DOT com/Zzp35ty9

>> No.3564257
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3564257

>> No.3566181

How do you get to where you can answer questions for this?

>Fucking Omegle
>How does it work?

>> No.3566303 [DELETED] 
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3566303

>mfw he says BODMAS and still gets the wrong answer

>> No.3566337
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3566337

Question to discuss:
On a positively curved two dimensional plane, what are the sum of the internal angles of a triangle relative to 180 degrees?
Stranger 2: 3
Stranger 2: +1
Stranger 2: -2
Stranger 2: -2-2-2-2--22-2-2-2-2--------------------------------------2222-22-2-2-2-2
Stranger 1: i do a level maths
Stranger 1: that question doesnt make sense
Stranger 1: so fail

>he can't out of euclid

>> No.3566366
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3566366

Omegle's finest.

>> No.3566480
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3566480

>> No.3566492

>>3566480
Fuck off, Zeno stopped being interesting 15 centuries ago. And so did that ASCII dinosaur.

>> No.3566502

>>3566492
http://www.mathpages.com/rr/s3-07/3-07.htm
"It's even been suggested that if people had taken Zeno's paradoxes more seriously they might have arrived at something like special relativity centuries ago, just on logical grounds."

>> No.3566519

>>3566502
It sure is fun to speculate about the past and come to unfounded conclusions. But my point stands. We have the theories of relativity now. Your shit is old. Spruce it up, bitch.

>> No.3566536

>>3566519
He who refuses to learn from past mistakes is doomed to repeat them.

>> No.3566550

bnu

>> No.3566556
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3566556

>> No.3566561
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3566561

Fuck yeah, T-REX!

>> No.3566574
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3566574

I even helped.

>> No.3566575

Fuck this is stupid
>join convo
>other person immediately disconnects
>do this 50 times
>quit

fucking christ people on omegle are retards
its impossible to get a good convo on omegle unless you do the normal one

>> No.3566576
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3566576

after responding with an ascii dinosaur with the title "WHAT A RETARDED QUESTION"
I finally came across one of you assholes.
The stranger I was talking to explained how he loves math. I then explained why he is autistic for loving basic arithmetic.

>> No.3566626

>>3561086
Yes, only if the rational number is 0.

Right?

>> No.3566656

>>3563568
>>3563533
One of the three:
1. Trolling
2. Very stupid
3. Somehow never seen a fractal before.

>> No.3566690

>>3566536
For every scientific theory, I'm sure someone got really high and thought it up out of the blue beforehand. That doesn't mean we should seriously entertain anything they say without evidence.

Hey man. What if, electrons were like, not really there, man. But like, clouds of all the places they could exist or some shit. And like, it's most likely somewhere in the cloud, but you like can never find it exactly. That would be so cool.

>> No.3566705

How can I be the one answering the question?

>> No.3566711

>>3566705

cyber with someone on regular omegle for a bit. then you'll get to answer questions. at least it worked fo rme

>> No.3566718

post more convos

>> No.3566770

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>> No.3566832
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3566832

On some of these questions (Mostly the math ones) I can get how someone might make a minor miscalculation, but on others, Jesus.

>> No.3566843

Question to discuss:
Is there gravity in space? 98% of Omeglers don't know the right answer to this question!

Stranger 1: yes.

Stranger 2: No

Stranger 1: really stranger?

Stranger 2: Yes really

Stranger 1: ...

Stranger 1: so at which do point do you believe there stops being gravity?

Stranger 2: After u leave earth

Stranger 1: so if I jump in the air there is no gravity anymore?

Stranger 1: and which force exactly do you think causes the earth to revolve around the sun, rather than fly straight past it?

Stranger 2: Really stop being stupid

Stranger 1: you better be trolling, mister!

Stranger 2: There is no gravity on the moon

Stranger 1: Have you seen those videos of astronauts walking on the moon?

Stranger 2: I am not a mister

Stranger 1: Madam then ;)

Stranger 2: Yea because of their suits

Stranger 1: you think they have magnets in their suit, and moon is made of metal?

Stranger 2: No asshole

Stranger 1: then what?

Stranger 2: Idk

Stranger 1: think about it. if they jump up on the moon, how do they get back down?

Stranger 1: the answer is gravity.

Stranger 2: There suit

Stranger 1: so what in their suit makes them do that? do you think they have jet rockets to propel them downward?

Stranger 2: Yes

Stranger 1: Fuck this shit. Question asker is right. Omeglers are idiots.

Stranger 1 has disconnected

>> No.3566882
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3566882

Oh, boy.

>> No.3566898
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3566898

What happens if you drop a pen on the moon?

>Stranger 1: you wouldnt drop it?
Stranger 2: why would you say that
>Stranger 1: b/c it wouldnt fall
Stranger 2: it would
>Stranger 1: gravity?
Stranger 2: yes, the moon has gravity
>Stranger 1: noooo
Stranger 2: it's smaller than the earth though, so it has less
>Stranger 1: your ignorance pisses me off
Stranger 2: come at me
>Stranger 1: bye

>> No.3566953
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3566953

Question to discuss:
Is there gravity in space? 98% of Omeglers don't know the right answer to this question!

Stranger 2: theres gravity when ur close to a planet

Stranger 1: There is gravity, just less.

Stranger 2: every planet have a range of gravity

Stranger 2: when ur out of it there no gravity

Stranger 2: there is*

Stranger 2: outsmarted bro

Stranger 1 has disconnected

>> No.3566978

As a stranger feigning innocent ignorance of any topic gets you some weird lectures.

>> No.3566985
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3566985

well fuck

>> No.3567005
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>> No.3567010
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3567010

Oh the irony....

captcha rtylonse algebra

>> No.3567027

>>3567010

lol'd

>> No.3567069

>>3564257

the thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it off

>> No.3567088

Will /sci/ help me purify omegle's questions? If it's not a question post "That's not a question." and then disconnect. If it's a dumb questions post "That's a dumb question" and disconnect. I'm tired of the stupidity.

>> No.3567118

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 * 0 -----------------98% of America gets that wrong

Stranger 2: hmm

Stranger 2: 3

Stranger 2: because

Stranger 2: you multiply them all by 0

Stranger 1: naaah its like 3.657889 or something

Stranger 2: but then you take 0^0 due to the plank rule

Stranger 2: that gives you 1

Stranger 2: then

Stranger 2: you use the binary law to get the 2 from that

Stranger 2: which transforms into 11 in binary

Stranger 2: then you multiply it by three due to the base 3 rule

Stranger 2: and finally divide by 11, which is the third prime

Stranger 2: due to the base 3 rule again

Stranger 2: which gives you three finally

Stranger 2: i could imagine why most of america gets that wrong

Stranger 2: they dont have their PhDs in math like me

Stranger 2: im from china what about u

Stranger 1: are you azn?

Stranger 1: ah

Stranger 2: wow

Stranger 2: u know it man

Stranger 2: us asians

Stranger 1: psychic bro

>> No.3567208

whoever just did the gravity in space question, get in here?

that guy was unreal...

>BSc Maths and Physics master race reporting

>> No.3567230

>>3567208

I asked that. Hi.

>> No.3567237 [DELETED] 

>>3567230

mass is the illusion of weight

>mfw

>> No.3567251

>>3567208

I posted these:

>>3566953
>>3566882
>>3566843

>> No.3567271

Question to discuss:
Is there gravity in space? 98% of Omeglers don't know the right answer to this question!
Stranger 2: Yes
Stranger 1: no
Stranger 2: HAHAHAHAH
Stranger 2: Wut
Stranger 2: Gravitational pull affects you in space
Stranger 2: You silly person
Stranger 1: the gravitational pull of the PLANET affects you
Stranger 2: Yes
Stranger 2: What else
Stranger 1: get away from a celetial body, and there is no gravity
Stranger 1: that's why i said no
Stranger 1: silly person
Stranger 2: :(
Stranger 2 has disconnected

>> No.3567284

Question to discuss:
Is there gravity in space? 98% of Omeglers don't know the right answer to this question!
Stranger 2: no
Stranger 1: no
Stranger 2: 98%? o rlly...
Stranger 1: well this is awkward
Stranger 1: whoops
Stranger 2: i suppose it is
Stranger 1: that's incorrect
Stranger 1: there is gravity in space
Stranger 1: there are gravitational fields
Stranger 1: around planets
Stranger 2: ya but only in certain area
Stranger 1: no i do physics
Stranger 1: there is gravity
Stranger 2: hmmm
Stranger 1: there is gravity everywhere
Stranger 2: probs should have taken that...
Stranger 1: http://www.qrg.northwestern.edu/projects/vss/docs/space-environment/1-is-there-gravity-in-space.html
Stranger 2: i took bio instead soya...
Stranger 1: at least we got the right answer eventually
Stranger 1: physics is a pain in the ass
Stranger 2: yep thats what everbody in it keeps telling me
You have disconnected.

>> No.3567291

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Is there gravity in space?
Stranger 1: Yes
Stranger 2: no
Stranger 1: :|
Stranger 1: Obviously yes
Stranger 1: sup sci
Stranger 2: no
Stranger 1: why not?
Stranger 2: you''re wrong
Stranger 1: why isn't there?
Stranger 2: because gravity it''s the force that the earth produces
Stranger 2: why u think astronauts fly in space
Stranger 1: It's the force that a body produces, the heavier in mass the body is, the bigger it's gravitational field or pull
Stranger 1: Why does the Earth orbit the sun, and not the other way round?
Stranger 1: Why does the Earth even orbit the sun and not just fly off into space.
Stranger 1: Gravity bro
Stranger 2: dude stop copying from the web
Stranger 1: Wat
Stranger 1: BSc Maths and Physics master race reporting in
Stranger 2: and there is no right answer in scince comunity
Stranger 1: How old are you bro?
Stranger 2: science
Stranger 1: Curious, no homo
Stranger 2: as to why the planets orbit around the sun
Stranger 2: 21
Stranger 1: :|
Stranger 1: Sun is the heaviest mass in the solar system
Stranger 2: wrong again
Stranger 1: Please go on...
Stranger 1: trololol
Stranger 2: mass is the ilusion of weight, that gravity makes you feel
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 2: rule 14
Stranger 1: wtfamireading.jpg
Stranger 1: weight = mg brah
Stranger 1: later bro, put this shit on sci dude
Stranger 1 has disconnected

>> No.3567292
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3567292

Yep.

>> No.3567312

>>3567291

Haha, nice.

>> No.3567325
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3567325

I don't get this.

>> No.3567341
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3567341

Again. What is this.

>> No.3567348
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3567348

phoque is french for seal (fuck)

>> No.3567369 [DELETED] 

Question to discuss:
Is there gravity in space? 98% of Omeglers don't know the right answer to this question!
Stranger 2: wait a minute
Stranger 2: are you trying to trick me again?
Stranger 1: gravity is the curving of space
Stranger 2: OH SHIT NIGGER
Stranger 2: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING
Stranger 1: so technically yes
Stranger 2: gravity in space
Stranger 2: gravity in solar system is sun's gravity
Stranger 2: however
Stranger 2: there is also gravity from the galaxy
Stranger 2: and gravity from the galaxy cluster
Stranger 2: galaxy clusters are the biggest structures we know of
Stranger 1: next to the universe itself
Stranger 2: so there is gravity everywhere in a sense
Stranger 1 has disconnected

>> No.3567388
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3567388

Hmm :|

>> No.3567418

All right, I'm gonna go to bed. Night /sci/, keep the thread alive D:

>> No.3568086

>>3567418
ok.

>> No.3568647

The thing I love about /sci/ is that you can go to bed for an entire night, come back the next morning, refresh a thread, and start it again. Rise and shine, gentlemen!

Mathematics major master race reportin' in

>> No.3568744

>>3568647

Well, hello!

I actually have to go to college now, but tonight I'll be here.

>> No.3568756

>>3568744

Just found out I don't have classes today.
Back to Omegle.

>> No.3568764

>>3568756
let the experimentation commence.

My current study is asking "on a scale from 0 to 100, where 50 is average, how _____ are you", with the blank generally being smart. Unsurprisingly, most say >50 and then proceed to misspell everything.

>> No.3568772

>>3568764

Hahaha, you know, misspelling everything is average, actually.

>> No.3568780
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3568780

._.

>> No.3568781

>>3568772
That's true, I also gave up on society when nobody in my comp sci class understood induction :(

>> No.3568790

>>3568781

Ohh, I'm sorry. I don't really know what that is.

But nobody on my epistemology class knew who Carl Sagan was :c

>> No.3568792
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3568792

I still think a rooster is fucking something

>> No.3568797
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3568797

0 gravity.

>> No.3568806

>>3568797
>it thinks

>> No.3568808

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Honestly, what's one good reason why you shouldn't kill yourself right now?
Stranger 1: im fapping
Stranger 2: I'm cool
Stranger 1: gott finish first
Stranger 2: and I have a life
Stranger 1: LIES
Stranger 1: YOUR ON OMEGLE
Stranger 1: YOU HAVE NO LIFE
Stranger 2: I work
Stranger 2: I shop
Stranger 1: LIES
Stranger 2: I eat
Stranger 1: LIES AND SLANDER!
Stranger 2: good enough reasons for me
Stranger 1: ITS ALL LIES!
Stranger 2: thank you spy for reminding of me of all my cool things I like!
Stranger 1: i like eggs
Stranger 1 has disconnected

>> No.3568810
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3568810

Only planets have a gravitational pull, apparently.

>> No.3568811
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3568811

It's like rock paper scissors but more meta

>> No.3568816

>>3568806

lol'd

>> No.3568836
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3568836

break everything I've ever believed in? You still can't spell nor can you guess what phrase your partner will say next.

>> No.3568842
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3568842

Question to discuss:
Is there gravity in space? 98% of Omeglers don't know the right answer to this question!
Stranger 1: yes
Stranger 2: yeap
Stranger 1: it is
Stranger 1: were the chosen one.
Stranger 2 has disconnected

>> No.3568852

>>3568836

Break everything the ever believed in. :|

>> No.3568857

>>3568842
lol'd at "were the chosen one"

>> No.3568873
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3568873

feelsbadman.jpeg

>> No.3568902
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3568902

Is there gravity in space? 98% of Omeglers don't know the right answer to this question!
Stranger 2: nope
Stranger 2: only close to planets
Stranger 1: yes there is
Stranger 1: no, it is only very weak
Stranger 2: rly?
Stranger 1: yes
Stranger 2: sick
Stranger 1: there is no limit in the range of gravity
Stranger 1: it only gets weaker with the square of the distance
Stranger 1: <- second year engineering student
Stranger 2: awesome
Stranger 2 has disconnected

>> No.3568908

A friend did this one

<Wolfie> Question to discuss:
<Wolfie> Is there gravity in space? 90% of Omeglers don't know!
<Wolfie> Stranger 2: there ai
<Wolfie> Stranger 1: Gravity is everywhere
<Wolfie> Stranger 2: i am scared
<Wolfie> Stranger 1: Every two things in space are drawn to themselves by gravitational force
<Wolfie> Stranger 1: its common law of gravity
<Wolfie> Stranger 2: shut up einstein
<Wolfie> Stranger 1: I'm answering the question
<Wolfie> Stranger 2: you allready did
<Wolfie> Stranger 2: yes or no
<Wolfie> Stranger 2: is enough
<Wolfie> Stranger 2: ?
<Wolfie> Stranger 1: well yes or no doesn't anwer the question
<Wolfie> Stranger 1: because gravity might be mistaken with gravity on earth
<Wolfie> Stranger 1: and some people associate floating with lack of gravity
<Wolfie> Stranger 2: but i and OP dont do that
<Wolfie> Stranger 2: you just could say yeah there is or no there isnt
<Wolfie> Stranger 1: but that would end the discussion
<Wolfie> Stranger 1: and all of this is about discussing
<Wolfie> Stranger 1: isn't it?
<Wolfie> Stranger 2: you are right
<Wolfie> Stranger 1 has disconnected

>> No.3568949
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3568949

Is there gravity in space? 98% of Omeglers don't know the right answer to this question!
Stranger 1: no
Stranger 2: Nope!
Stranger 2: Because gravitys like with the sun and stuff :LLL
Stranger 2: Or..>orbiting around the sun.. xD
Stranger 2: Something like that?
Stranger 2 has disconnected

>> No.3568968

Is there gravity in space? 98% of Omeglers don't know the right answer to this question!
Stranger 2: Serious?
Stranger 2: It was 90%
Stranger 1: There is no gravity in space
Stranger 2: Now it's 98%
Stranger 2: There is none but as I have said before
Stranger 2: If you come close to a planet/star you will be attracted to it
Stranger 2: by gravity
Stranger 1: You couldn't get close to a planet/star because you would die because of the extreme temperatures
Stranger 2: not nessacarily
Stranger 1: Planet Earth is the only planet we can live on
Stranger 2: Are you serious?
Stranger 1: Yes
Stranger 2: Maybe you wouldn't be alive to see yourself landing on that planet
Stranger 2: but you will be attracted to it
Stranger 2: plus
Stranger 2: why is planet earth the only planet we can live on
Stranger 2: you dont know that yet
Stranger 1: I do know why
Stranger 2: there are billions of galaxies with billions of planets in them
Stranger 2: we do not know
Stranger 1: Well I do so :P
Stranger 2: -_-
Stranger 1: I also think you should stop being an ignorant prick because if you keep going on like this you will end up a lonely twat in the future
Stranger 2: Really now?
Stranger 1: Yes I do
Stranger 2: I don't think I'm being ignorant,
Stranger 1: You are.
Stranger 2: but I consider your opinion but I don't seem it to be possible
Stranger 2 has disconnected