/sci/ - Science & Math

electrocuted?

i have also got a large shock from a faulty amp, could feel the AC pulsing up my arm and my body went rigid, feelsbadman.

I snorted sherbet once in a science class

I had my lower body ripped off after closing a dinosaur

I soldered a polyester tie to my chest by accident

i have a workshop, and i have gotten multiple stab wounds from thing exploding (even plastic containers puncture leather aprons
i have been mostly lucky and everything just hits my ribcage, and you can pull it out (no deep flesh wounds due to protection

Got hit with a pretty heavy metal object right between the eyes, i still have a scar on my nose, very lucky it did not hit my eyes.

Particle accelerator beam passed through my head and paralyzed half my face.

>>3489512
Not to mention you were born in Soviet Russia

Lactophenol on fingers, going to have neuropathy.

At work. Accidentally inhaled experimental anesthetic API, had to lay down in conference room for a while.

In school. Bitten by green vine snake, envenomated, felt woozy and had to lay down. Blacked out, awoke to paramedics in the lab's conference room. I got the best excuse note of all time for missing Orgo Chem lab.

My immunology professor had to go to the hospital for chlamydial pneumonia after a grad student was retarded enough to try to stop a centrifuge with a pair of forceps and broke one of the vials.

inhaled HF and almost lost my lung, luckily they had the correct antibiotics in the first aid kits (because im not the first to stand over the drum apparently)

>>3489608
>>3489568
Darwin is amused.

>>3489608
>HF
>treated with antibiotics

>>3489608
I only realized how far gone I was when I thought you meant Hartree-Fock instead hydroflouric acid. Good god.

>>3489642
The snake bite was, ostensibly, in his name. I was doing bitchwork as an undergraduate for evolutionary biology research.

The anesthetic was the fault of the guy with me mishandling the microfluidizer. I was the microbiologist, not the production person, I was just offering a helping hand. It wasn't even my job! Still kinda cool, felt super drunk-ish.

>>3489665
Yeah. Hydroflouric acid is nasty shit. Calcium glutamate baby, bathe in that shit. As an aside about Calcium glutamate, I put a drop of it on my D. pumilio frogs' backs every week or so.

Got ethidium bromide all over my hands quite a few times. Maybe I'll get cancer and die. Maybe it's not as carcinogenic as everyone claims.

feelsokman.jpg

Already inhaled homemade SO2 - I was trying to make PbS at home;
Inhaled homemade Cl2 too - salt electrosis;
Have a scar at my right arm from glass pieces. I was making HCCH from CaC2.

I was dared to lick an electric bug zapper...

proving that claims of non-flammability on the can are often incorrect.

radiation burn

Thermite sunburn

I touched a small nugget of Uranium ore my college science room kept. My finger got itchy after an hour and stayed like that for the rest of the day.

I guess that counts as an injury.

I got cold-burn (or however you call it) from unsafe handling of liquid nitrogen at CERN.

>>3489568

>"Orgo Chem"
>not "O Chem"
>if your gonna shorten something, do it correctly

exposure to high intensity microwaves....

not fun, eyes have cataracts

>>3489414
I got a slightly buzzy feeling on my tounge when I checked if a 9v battery still had some power. That's it. I generally tend to follow procedure.

my uncles lost his hair, teeth and left lung to radiation sickness. he's 40 now and cannot walk; don't know if it's related.

>>3489781

''O'' Chem, the study of the chemical reactions during orgasm. Yes, there is a lab for this course.

>>3489838
*uncle

No one's probably going to believe me, but I got hit by a lightning bolt once.

Still have the scars on my left leg. People keep asking me how I got them and look at me like 'WHAAAAAAT' when I tell them.

This thread is fucking hilarious.

>>3489781
This. It's not "Orgonic" Chemistry.

Paper cuts when doing mathematics.

>>348990
hollo thos os woll smoth
ot os orgonoc chomosteroy actualloy

>>3489903

yeah, isn't "Orgo" a monster from godzillaa?