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Krakengineer !!5XY+x7grkpt Sun Jul 31 01:52:56 2011 No.3480715 [Reply] [Original]

Watching fireworks.
Cute random girls next to me start talking about how strange it is that they see the flash before hearing the explosion.

I explain how the speed of light and sound are different, what sound and light are, relativity, and fluid dynamics. They're totally into me, one gives me her number.

ahhhhhhhhhhh, feels so good to be me right now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:57:56 2011 No.3480736 If this did really happen (which it probably didnt) they gave you their number because you showed confidence in approaching them not because of your "nerdy" knowledge

Anonymous Sun Jul 31 01:59:56 2011 No.3480740
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>speed of light and sound are different, what sound and light are, relativity, and fluid dynamics

jesus fucking christ, how long were you with her to lecture that? ten hours?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:00:56 2011 No.3480746 >>3480715 >>fireworks are you in montreal? >>and fluid dynamics and why was this at all relevant in this discussion nevertheless, congrats, you must've made a good impression have fun blowing it the next time you meet I guess

>>	Krakengineer !!5XY+x7grkpt Sun Jul 31 02:00:56 2011 No.3480747 >>3480715 more like 'they' handed you an assburgers hotline number amirite?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:00:56 2011 No.3480744 >>3480736 You my friend are what I call mentally retarded. Chicks dig nerds.

>>	fashion diva !3wJfpCMhKc Sun Jul 31 02:01:56 2011 No.3480751 >>3480744 this is what virgins believe

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:02:56 2011 No.3480753 >mfw this happened to me, but I was explaining a dumb shit of the bellagio fountains >call me nerd, threaten to taze me That was a good night, two hot blondes looked at me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:03:56 2011 No.3480760 >I'll let you see my tits if you do my homework

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:03:56 2011 No.3480761 >>3480753 >girl swears at me, say she is going to taze me >call that a good night Never cease to amaze...

>>	Krakengineer !!5XY+x7grkpt Sun Jul 31 02:05:56 2011 No.3480767 >>3480746 A fluid is any substance that deforms under pressure, including liquids, plasmas, gases, and some solids. Fluid dynamics is the field of study dealing with the transmission of waves through fluids, ie sound.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:06:56 2011 No.3480769 File: 109 KB, 215x291, lolw.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw i do this and people tell me i'm going to hell, just thories, gausses; science voodoo shit no proof, etc feelsbadman.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:10:56 2011 No.3480785 I'm sorry, but any girl that doesn't know that already is a moron

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:11:56 2011 No.3480792 >>3480785 Girls are dumb Dealwithit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:12:56 2011 No.3480796 >>3480792 Do you really believe all women are stupid? If your standards have really stooped that low, I pity you

Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:15:56 2011 No.3480806

>>3480767
>>Fluid dynamics is the field of study dealing with the transmission of waves through fluids, ie sound.

I guess
sounds more like you were just explaining how sound works, though

I feel like had you actually gone into the fluid dynamics details of soundwave propagation
you would not have received anyone's number...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:22:56 2011 No.3480840 File: 20 KB, 360x270, 764409139-Cant-tell-if-trolling-or-just-very-stupid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3480796 Hahahhahaaha did I just hear u imply that girls are smart?? 0/10

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:24:56 2011 No.3480851 >>3480840 Not all women are intelligent, either. However, intelligent women exist.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:27:56 2011 No.3480862 File: 76 KB, 388x296, 1303304051897.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3480851 >intelligent women exist

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:34:56 2011 No.3480898 >>3480862 Women sometimes act dumb when talking to guys because they know how much we like to feel powerful. Also the public in general is very ignorant of OP's statements, not just the women.

Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:37:56 2011 No.3480914
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>>3480898

>implying that's an act and hundreds of generations of them having to "appear" inferior hasn't bred them to be less intelligent

Women aren't as smart. Deal with it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:39:56 2011 No.3480927 >>3480747 >>3480715 ...

>>	Krakengineer !!5XY+x7grkpt Sun Jul 31 02:40:56 2011 No.3480936 File: 28 KB, 311x311, 1293220576913.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3480927

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:41:56 2011 No.3480945 >>3480927 I noticed that too.... Dumbass samefag

>>	Krakengineer !!5XY+x7grkpt Sun Jul 31 02:42:56 2011 No.3480951 File: 3 KB, 126x126, 1280712661170.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3480945

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:44:56 2011 No.3480960 File: 24 KB, 360x246, willywonka_genewilder.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3480951

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:45:56 2011 No.3480967 File: 13 KB, 283x350, willy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3480951 Amidoingitrite?

>>	Krakengineer !!5XY+x7grkpt Sun Jul 31 02:46:56 2011 No.3480971 File: 75 KB, 750x563, 1291921552177.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3480960 >>3480967

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:46:56 2011 No.3480973 >>3480715 Please tell me you ventured off from this topic at some point Out of curiousity, how did you break it down to them?

>>	Krakengineer !!5XY+x7grkpt Sun Jul 31 02:47:56 2011 No.3480977 >>3480973 By whipping out my penis

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:48:56 2011 No.3480984 >>3480960 I thought he was holding a blunt

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:48:56 2011 No.3480989 File: 124 KB, 620x417, 1308896830123.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3480971

>>	Krakengineer !!5XY+x7grkpt Sun Jul 31 02:49:56 2011 No.3480994 File: 225 KB, 449x338, 1294725293392.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3480989

>>	Krakengineer !!5XY+x7grkpt Sun Jul 31 02:56:56 2011 No.3481023 File: 21 KB, 333x279, 1298603005651.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun Jul 31 02:57:56 2011 No.3481031

God I love you, /sci/. Most women don't find nerds attractive, they find intelligence attractive. They don't find people who are smart and either socially retarded autists attractive, or people who are smart and very obviously consider themselves superior to all the "stupid peons" attractive(the 2 aforementioned accurately describing 95% of sci.)

Congrats op, you came off as friendly, confident and intelligent. Just play off being a good guy / confidence, and get some pussy. Don't try to act smart, but talk about what you know if they ask, in regards to science.

>>	Krakengineer !!5XY+x7grkpt Sun Jul 31 02:59:56 2011 No.3481037 File: 24 KB, 311x311, willy-wonka-wilder.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3481031

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 03:01:56 2011 No.3481049 >>3481031 tl;dr women like intelligence that makes you rich

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 31 03:04:56 2011 No.3481067 File: 7 KB, 210x157, willywonka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3481049

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