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I peeled it off a rock in the river.

What the fuck is this?

>> No.3454969

barack obama

>> No.3454980
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3454980

Here's the underside of it

>> No.3454982

it's probably barack obama

>> No.3454984

>>>/x/
Looks like a liver.

>> No.3454987

looks sorta yummy

>> No.3454990

>>3454969
>>3454982
Then why is he in office and not in a river?

>>3454984
It's not paranormal.

>>3454987
Well, it did act like a hard jello.

>> No.3454992

looks like some kind of algae

>> No.3454993

I think you should try eating it OP

>> No.3454995

Pretty sure it's Barack Obama.

>> No.3455002

It's probably not just a mushroom if you ask

So, how does it taste?

>> No.3455003
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3455003

Fap on it and post pics

>> No.3455021

At first I thought it was Hillary Clinton but then I realised because of the markings it must obviously be Barack Obama.

>> No.3455060

this is actually very interesting!
my first guess would be that its some sort of algae
but its very strange, try going to a marine biologist

>> No.3455087

Hey, there. Have you tried /an/?
Because it looks like a brown recluse to me.

But seriously, ask /an/.

>> No.3455089

>>3454967
It looks like an algae.
What are of the world are you in?

>> No.3455102

As a marine biologist, I'm almost positive that is Barack Hussein Obama or "Obeezy" for short.

>> No.3455103

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bryozoa

>> No.3455116

:VI just got told it was slime mold.

>> No.3455126

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_obama

>> No.3455136

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo8IS0HXRcI

I'm killing Barak Obama.

>> No.3455147

>>3455136
reported to the fbi

>> No.3455155

>>3455136
NO BARACK

WHY


WHY

WHY

>> No.3455160

>>3455136
oh fuck i lol'd

>> No.3455181

>>3455136
How do you feel that he had a wife and kids? Asshole

>> No.3455188

Now sit in the baby chair and eat Barack Obama.

>> No.3455193

>>3455181
His wife and kids were left in the river to fend for themselves.

>> No.3455195

>>3455188

I second this, fry it up and eat it like I told you to OP.

Gain Barack's Strength!

>> No.3455199

op your a fag you do know it's living and you just killed it to death.

>> No.3455202

>>3455147
"hello, this is 911 emergancy. how can i be of assistance"
"hello, can you get me the FBI, a guy on teh internets stabbed some jello and said it was Obama"
"HAHAHAAHAHHA"

>> No.3455203

You just killed a living being.

Now you have to fry it and eat it while in the baby chair so it doesn't go to waste.

>> No.3455210

OH GOD OP'S A FURFAG

>> No.3455218

mfw the jello has a more importain role in life then op does. (the jello cleans water)

>> No.3455216

>>3455199
>>3455202
>>3455203
>>3455195

I'm not eating it. You don't see professional hitmen eat their targets.

>> No.3455220

>>3455218
mfw you can't use the word 'then'.

>> No.3455235

Watchin OPs YouTube vids.

ehs a pretty cool guy, kills Barack Obama and doesn't afraid of goblins

No but serious time now. You're a faggot. A flaming shit eating faggot.

>> No.3455236

>>3455216
you have to become a level 900 to become a professional hit man, do you have any idea how many people you have to eat to get that high? there's nothing above 999 anyways so why bother

>> No.3455237

Use Obama's corpse to make a homemade fleshlight... Dat texture

>> No.3455242

>>3455220
and why can i not? jello killer

>> No.3455254

>>3455237
OP.....why is that sounding fucking hot right now?

>> No.3455262

Use it to make your room smell cleaner

>> No.3455267

>>3455262
Or this. AXE + lighter on Obama's corpse. It could be fun

>> No.3455269

>>3454967
op, did you take this 10 hours 12 minutes ago on a Casio COMPUTER CO.,LTD. EX-ZS5 camera?
Are the lens on the camera 19.6 mm?

>> No.3455283

Looks like OP fried some jello

>> No.3455288

a while back, something like this was posted on /an/, and someone posted a link of a Japanese guy found one, took it home and eat it with something like mayonaise. Cut open after cooked, it looks like clear jello. Yeah the Japanese guy ate everything, I don't think he likes it though.

>> No.3455294

>>3455283
Did you just learn that JPEG files hold that sort of information?

>> No.3455309

>>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bryozoa

>> No.3455323

>>3455294
lol I replied to the wrong comment.
Up one.

>> No.3455328

but can it love?

>> No.3455329

>>3455269
Yup, and yup.

>> No.3455334

We should have a /sci/ meetup. Everyone bring your own Obama. Does NYC work?

>> No.3455360

>>3455294
not unless you're smart enough to remove it

>> No.3455373

didymo, most probably

>> No.3455376

>>3455294
>>3455360
There's no need to remove it...

there isn't anything smart about removing.

Christ.

/sci/ is full of shit.

>> No.3455395

looks like a mushroom

>> No.3455437

Archive this thread.

chanarchive.org

>> No.3455453

>>3455437
stop being a newfag

http://green-oval.net/cgi-board.pl/sci/thread/3454967#p3454967

>> No.3455457

>>3455453
green-oval will be gone and so will /sci/
chanarchive is the best place to store such precious memories

>> No.3455468
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3455468

I set it on fire, which explains the delay.

I'm uploading the video, in the meantime, have some pics.

>> No.3455476

>>3455468
Goodnight sweet prince

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3455477

>> No.3455482
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>> No.3455483

>>3455477
Hope you at least cut a piece off to see if it would grow.
If not you're just a terrible scienceist.

>> No.3455484
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3455484

>>3455477
>>3455468
>I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

>> No.3455489
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3455489

Fucking youtube and their slow ass uploads....

40 minutes.

>> No.3455491
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3455491

>>3455477
>>3455482
>>3455489

>> No.3455493

Sir, what you have there is an animal brain.

I'm a zoologist.

>> No.3455499

I'm a political scientist, and that's Barack Obama.

>> No.3455503

>>3455499
Economist here. That is definitely a Barack Obama.

>> No.3455509
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>>3455483
Seriously? This shit grows like a fucking weed.

I can just grab more from the river.

Anyhow, the thing itself barely cooked, so I cut it off for show.

Goodbye Barack Obama.

>> No.3455515
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3455515

>>3454969
>>3454982
>>3454995
>>3455021
>>3455102
>>3455126
>>3455155
>>3455188
>>3455235
>>3455267
>>3455499


you think it's funny or something?

>> No.3455535

>>3455515
>FBI detected.

>> No.3455545

>>3455515
On the contrary, I find it hilarious

>> No.3455551

River/freshwater sponge

>> No.3455555

/sci/ - stormfront

>> No.3455572

implying this shouldn't be archived
http://chanarchive.org/requests

>> No.3455574

>>3455509

I'm hype for this video

>> No.3455575

>>3455574
23 minutes left.

>> No.3455576

Maybe it was some kinda frog spawn or some shit?

Or maybe a fungus.

>> No.3455577

To the fag posting that it's a bryozoa -
When you scanned the wiki article you must have missed the spot where it says typically 0.5mm in length.

>> No.3455586

>>3455577
this >>3455551

>> No.3455614

I remember seeing some fool on youtube shoot one making it explode into chunks. Of course I can't find it now.

>> No.3455622

>>3455614
That's fucking awesome.

>> No.3455648

>>3455437
I used my points and auto archived it.

>> No.3455677

How much more time?

>> No.3455687

>>3455677
2 minutes.

>> No.3455714

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG5XtMSAyZs

Delivered.

>> No.3455715

>>3455687
Uploaded now?
SurelyOPwilldeliver.jpeg

>> No.3455753

http://www.youtube.com/user/XanaTarantula

OH GOD

OP IS A FURRY

>> No.3455769

>>3455753
And I would have reason to believe this IS archived, yes?

>> No.3455780

>>3455714
>Not using Axe and a lighter to ignite Obama.
ISHYGDDT

Anyways, this thread made me happy

>> No.3455787

>>3455780
Sorry, I was out of Axe.

>> No.3455793

>>3455753
He probably has a dragon dildo

>> No.3455825

Bump for epic.

>> No.3455853

>>3455577
And you missed the point where it says they live in colonies, like corals.

>> No.3455861

>>3455853
And you missed the point where it doesn`t says that it accumulates itself ontop of each other.

>> No.3455862

Did the burning smell like socialism

>> No.3455872

>>3455862
Yes, yes it did.

>> No.3455888

>>3455872
Why are you barefoot?

>> No.3455892
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3455892

OP sounds like an engineer.

>> No.3455900

You live in the forest OP
what the hell

>> No.3455909

connect this >>3455888 and this >>3455900.

>op is a hobbit

>> No.3455911

Hows does OP get internet in the forest?

>> No.3455915

>>3455909
Son.....of a bitch.....found out!

>>3455911
The magic of Cable Internet

>> No.3456599

Looks like Barrack Obama.

>> No.3457202

It's as if it resembles Barrack Obama.

>> No.3457205

>>3457202
why would you bump this? fool

>> No.3457207

>>3457202
>>3456599
You're going to make this thread live forever, aren't you?

>> No.3457249

>>3457202
Jesus fucking christ. Every other post is one samefag.

>> No.3457591

barack obama

>> No.3457612

this thread makes me feel like ive missed something

>> No.3458333

>>3457612
Is this thread STILL going?!