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Could monkeys master the use of firearms?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJEZsCJb7bM

>> No.3364966

>calling chimpanzees monkeys on /sci/

>> No.3364988
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This video is so fucking hilarious.

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>>3364988
yes!

>> No.3365006

>>3364966
bah haha!

>> No.3365014

that was fucking badass.
I hope that was real and not staged/fake

>> No.3365023 [DELETED] 

i wonder how the fuck they got the gun back..he just took it and fucked off, lol.

>> No.3365030

>>3365023
i'd like to imagine they didn't get it back, the chimp took it away with him

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>>3365030
and became king of the chimps!

>> No.3365059

viral marketing

>> No.3365064

>>3365014
>watermark on video reads: 20th century Fox Research Lab.
>FOX
>lab

lol

>> No.3365084

anybody who thought for a second this is real and the camera quality was that of amateur afrikun video: you're a fucking moron.

in fact i'm so appalled that most of you /sci/fags thought this could be fucking real, i think i'm going to leave forever now. you're fucking idiot children.

>> No.3365091

new planet of the apes releasing in 2012. Brought to you by FOX

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>>3365084

>> No.3365098

>>3365084
and nothing of value was lost amirite?

>> No.3365104

>>3365091
>>3365091
>>3365091


ac tually its AUGUST 2011 its coming out

rise of th eplant of the apes its called

check fox website

>> No.3365128

OP you should post this on /k/ if you have not already

>> No.3365140

Monkeys INVENTED firearms... well, according to you people anyway.

>> No.3365149

>>3365140
Not monkey, primates.
Monkeys are primates. Humans are primates.
You stupid monkey.

>> No.3365150

>>3365092
holy fucking hell why are you still here, everybody hates you.

somebody please post chubbyekface

>> No.3365166

>>3365149
wtf? Ok, so monkey's are primates and humans are primates and we evolved from monekys but we're not monkeys... what's the fucking distiction then, it all sounds like it's all the same thing.

>> No.3365182

>>3365166
Monkeys and humans have the same ancestry when said mamal was neither monkey, neither human.A common primate ancestor if you prefer.

>> No.3365201

>>3365166
Wikipedia

A primate (play /ˈpraɪmeɪt/ US dict: prī′·māt) is a mammal of the order Primates ( /praɪˈmeɪtiːz/ US dict: prī·mā′·tēz; Latin: "prime, first rank"),[2] which contains prosimians (including lemurs, lorises, galagos and tarsiers) and simians (monkeys and apes–including humans).[3] Primates arose from ancestors that lived in the trees of tropical forests; many primate characteristics represent adaptations to life in this challenging three-dimensional environment. All but a few primate species remain at least partly arboreal.

>> No.3365205

>>3365182
Yeah, but don't like humans and mice have pretty much the same ancestors, or liek pretty much anything, really. Are humans also rodents since their both in the same mammal group.

>> No.3365241

>>3365201
Sorry man, I just think it's bullshit. There are intelligent people, and then there are all sorts of different animals. Yeah, some of them look a lot alike, but they're all different. I mean, you can TRY to categorize them, but honestly, you don't even have a way to prove evolution. I'm not trolling, I know you guys consider it a theory, but I think it's an hypothesis, I mean, how do you do an experiment? Evolution science is as much of a science as economy, sociology, or meteorology (and that's probably giving it too much credit).

>> No.3365254

>>3365205
Nope. Mice are rodents and humans are primates.
Our common ancestors is farther away in time.
Our groups and families are based on observations. A mice has more common traits with a rat than it has with a human being that has more common traits with the ape.

>> No.3365261

Yesss! Monkeys with guns! You guys we are witnessing evolution!

>> No.3365269

>>3365241
Evolution .. I hate this word. It's so connoted it misleads people in believing that evolution is a cause, and not an effect
The right name is : Natural Selection.

And yes, it is a reliable science, and yes, we have experiments, and yes, we're as sure as humanly possible , thanks to evidences, experiments etc, that it is how life is behaving.