/sci/ - Science & Math

semen further up the cervix = more chance of fertilised eggs

Attracts females during mating season. The only problem, we wear clothes now. Too bad, 'cuz I'd be the dominant male then.

makes men feel truely manly, alpha'ing it up. because they know, they have a bigger cock.
and bigger is ALWAYS better. think what you can do with a big cock, at least many more things than a smaller cock than the one they have.

More stimulation in the vagina = orgasm.

Not sure about the purpose of the woman's orgasm tho, has it been found yet?
I think it was about muscle contractions helping semen reach the uterus.

we use to roam the savannahs bludgeoning unsuspecting competitors with our hard meaty cock-clubs. Sometiems a duel would break out, with sweaty competitors swinging and locking cocks for hours until someone was injured or submitted.

now we just look at them, this we call civilization.

Girls love bigger dicks. They might say they don't, but they truly do. I've got a 7 incher, a little more bone pressed, and while it isn't what i'd call big, the average is about 5.5 bone pressed if I'm not mistake, so most girls actually find it to be kinda big.

because 99% of our genetic traits are based on the ~800,000 years of "caveman" lifestyle (remember, civilization is a "blink in the eye" in terms of Man's evolution)....


Big cock = better chance of inseminating a struggling female that you are raping.


rape was by and far the most common means of copulation up until, you know... maybe 15,000 years ago.

>>3357454
That, saw some program on human biology and they showed a female orgasm causing contractions of the cervix to kind of dip into the semen. It was actually disgusting to watch.
However i would say it's more to do with male dominance or some shit.
And am i the only one that things the dick in OP's picture looks really weird

>>3357445
>and bigger is ALWAYS better.
no it doesnt
if you have a monster cock then no woman is gonna want to fuck you because it probably wont even fit, and even if it did it would hurt like hell.
the guy with the biggest cock in the world apaprently passes out every time he gets an erection because so much blood flows to his dick that his brain is deprived of adequate blood flow and he passes out.
like all things, theres a bell curve of desirability.
there will be an optimum size, too big is undesirable, too small is also undesirable.

>>3357445
>and bigger is ALWAYS better.
no it doesnt
if you have a monster cock then no woman is gonna want to fuck you because it probably wont even fit, and even if it did it would hurt like hell.
the guy with the biggest cock in the world apaprently passes out every time he gets an irrection because so much blood flows to his dick that his brain is deprived of adequate blood flow and he passes out.
like all things, theres a bell curve of desirability.
there will be an optimum size, too big is undesirable, too small is also undesirable.

the evolution of the human penis towards larger size was the result of female choice rather than sperm competition because sperm competition generally favors large testicles and a small penis as in the chimpanzee.

However the human penis has a larger glans ridge than is found in many other primates and this may function to displace other males' seminal fluid from a vagina by forcing it behind the glans during the thrusting of intercourse and thereby expelling rival semen away from the area of the cervix.

I can wiki

>>3357477

fuck you EK you don't even have a cock

>>3357477
You show your lack of understanding about the reproductive system. The vagina can stretch to accommodate penis size. A baby can fit through there ffs. There are no such cases of guys passing out from getting a boner.

>>3357493
she's had more than you.

>>3357477

You know that they can't cure herpes, right?

>>3357477
makes sense.your fuck buddies from those photos look rather small. ust from the way they were acting

>>3357497
Bazinga!

>>3357506
bet you ignored >>3357495
just like everytime somebody proves you wrong. Call Harriet, I prefer her here over you.

>>3357497
I don't even know if that's an insult. It sounds like one but your effectively saying I'm not gay and that EK is a whore. So I'm gonna say I'm okay with this

>>3357495

Yes, because most women find childbirth to be a sexually pleasurable experience.

inb4 we start calling each other virgins

>>3357469
yes because clearly even among other animal species there is only rape no mating. God forbid there be a discussion about male biology without someone thinking that rape is biologically a dominant trait or produces viable long term results.

>>3357513
fuck you cunt

"Another longstanding controversy regards whether Holmes ever achieved a full erection. A popular joke in the 1970s porn industry held that Holmes was incapable of achieving a full erection because the blood flow from his head into his penis would cause him to pass out.[20] Holmes' co-stars have stated that his penis was never particularly hard during intercourse, likening it to "doing it with a big, soft kind of loofah."[20]"

and giving birth hurts like hell, if you think that would be enjoyable then you are fucking deluded.

>>3357495
my dick doesnt fit all the way inside.
inb4 everyone thinks i'm lying.

>>3357499
>implying i have herpes
>implying that wasn't a facebook rape

>>3357533
most of us have bottomed out in some girl or another.

we know that feel.

>>3357516
Even if i've only fucked 2 guys that statement would be true. fucking 2 guys doesnt make someone a whore.
i'm_okay_with_this_aswell.tiff

>>3357533

That's not that big of a deal unless you are with a super tall chick.

>>3357547

The fact that you post pictures of yourself on your facebook makes you a whore. Also you look like one.

>>3357533

and you're talking about depth not width

>>3357513
Actually not that I am defending Ek but technically you have no understanding of the biology of the reproductive system. The female reproductive organ fills with fluid when aroused just like any animal making it more difficult to copulate with an animal with a larger penis than fits the hole in question. The purpose of this tightness is to keep the semen inside the body, it also creates a vaccuum seal look up coke bottle vagina for explanation of what that does. Because humans and few other animals are bidpedal the assumption has always been that sex was something done standing up, making leakage very possible. While a longer penis would shoot it in deeper, the inflamed vulva would increase chances that it stayed in, so the human vagina while not turning red has a complex tightening mechanism which makes it difficult to stick anything in let alone a bigger penis. Most people who fit in the watermelon, or larger vegetables, cannot stay aroused in that state.

>>3357547
>notawhore.fft

>>3357566
>Most people who fit in the watermelon, or larger vegetables, cannot stay aroused in that state.

>>3357573
i would fucking destroy her pussy

>>3357643
i dont even know who she is.

>>3357643

Hurry up, you have to be faster than AIDS and cancer.

>>3357573
dem hips... or whatever the fuck those glops of flesh are on the sides of her stomach. wtf

>>3357646
why were you so nervous in the earlier thread when you first came back after your 'break'?

>>3357646

No matter how much you deny it we all know the truth.

>>3357656
i wasnt nervous at all, i just could really be arsed with trying to respond to the stupid gullible people that were in that thread.
ive been smoking a few joints since then and i feel far better.

>>3357654
That's what you call a muffin-top.

>>3357671
>still posting here

>>3357671

>>3357671

>ive been smoking a few joints since then and i feel far better

Oh give it a rest. We all know you're shitting bricks.

>>3357671
> could

you mean 'couldn't'.

and you and harriet were clearly desperate to convince us that you are not Rose.

>>3357697
haha, i'm really not,

>>3357704
i just thought harriets troll had gone on long enough. it was a very successful troll and it was very funny, but theres no need to prolong it. just put the anon dunces out of their misery and let them know they've been trolled.

>>3357736

You're not convincing anyone you stupid fuck.

>>3357736
There you go with the LOLOLOLITROLLU excuse again. it's hilarious. Hariet has never trolled anyone in her life. She wouldn't know how.

>>3357731
>pic related:
>EKs face when she realized its game over

>EK still is desperately trying to convince people that chav is not her

>Its over EK.
>to much fits for this to be a coincidence
>The early panic reaction and your desperate damage-control efforts only confirm this.

>>inb4 sci drives EK into heavy drug abuse<<

>>3357750

She's not a chav. Nigga what you smokin'?

>>3357750
can someone give me the whole story? i have no idea what's going on

>>3357736
I'm still waiting for an apology.

>>3357775

For what?

>>3357779
She made fun of the jews after knowing that my grandfather died in the holocaust.
Shit's not funny.

>>3357783

Beaches 'n' shores man, beaches 'n' shores.

>>3357772
People kept complaining that EK was shitting the board and then starting shitting the board themselves by harassing EK. Apparently they found EK's Facebook page and are circle-jerking on each other congratulating themselves with how awesome they are and how desperate they claim EK has become. Though, if you read their posts, it looks like they themselves are desperate to incite any reaction on EK. Sadly, the fact that they've turned this board into something worse than EK could ever have has passed over their heads.

>>3357769
>>3357769
>go to her FB to get sluttdrunk pics to show she is not the best of society

>They have been untagged

SHE IS CRUMBLING!

>>3357797

The thing is that it will all stop if she leaves.

>>3357745
well harriet doesnt troll often, thats what a subtle troll does, they pick their moment! its far more believable, hence how successful this one was.

>>3357783
So you've been here long enough to see EK making fun of blacks, jews, whites, asians and probably every other race, but you only started to care once she made fun of someone close to you. Got it.
> lol whiny tripfags

>>3357808

So that is Harriet

>>3357783
you serious? i thought you were only playing.
if serious, then i'm sorry.
if troll, then successful.

>>3357797
Dont cry my brother, it will only be like this during the cleansing.

It shall pass soon enough.

>>3357793
And she STILL won't apologise.
Let it be known /sci/, that EK the I is a nazi anti-semitist.

>>3357808
that still doesn't prove it was a troll.

>>3357821
Then successful. Hitler had a great moustache.

>>3357820
...no!
thats the point!

>>3357834
Goddammit Teacup, ruining my anti-tripfag rant. Should have known better.

SO WHATS THE TOPIC OF THIS THREAD AGAIN?

>>3357841
Hey, I'm serious most of the time, but it's been a shitty Friday (bitch friend stood me up, ended up waiting for 30 minutes and going back home. Fuck her).

>>3357834
lol, dammit! :D

Chandler: (angrily) Is that supposed to be funny! I was really worried over here!

Joey: Oh, well I’m uh…

Chandler: Y’know, sometimes that fake out thing is just mean!

Joey: Oh wow! Okay man, I’m sorry. I did not mean to make you feel bad.

Chandler: Well that’s good. Because you didn’t! And I’m incredibly happy for ya!!

Joey: (shocked) That’s mean! You really had me going there!

Chandler: Oh, we could do this all day.

>>3357783

>implying the Holocaust ever happened
>implying the "6 million" isn't jewish propaganda

Pic very related.

>>3357856
I read that in their voices

>>3357856
What?
>>3357863
didntreadeverything.exe.tiff.jpg.png.bat.wav.mpg.ogg

>>3357856

EK what is your favourite movie?

>>3357873
i love that episode...its the mac and cheese one IIRC

and lol, i created a paradox, if harriet did troll /sci/ then that picture is innacurate because that isnt the real harriet. if i'm lying and harriet didnt troll sci then that pic is innacurate because harriet didnt troll /sci/
hehehehh...

>>3357875

Just look at the date and the underlined words.

>>3357875
>>3357863
>>3357856
>>3357843
>>3357847
GUYS!!!

GUIISEE????!!

REMEMBER?

THIS THREAD IS DICKS!

DICKS!!!!

>>3357877
the godfather, edward scissorhand, and the shining.

>see thread
>picture is a dick
>>what are the advantages and disadvantages of a big cock from a biological point of view
>read the last post
>lol gaiz the holocaust is jewish propaganda
>look at posts above the last one
>EK
yep, this thread definitely has it all. Reading it asap.

>>3357884

That's not even close to being a paradox. Try harder faggot.

Hey Teacup, what do you study?

>>3357896
this. ek/rose is retarded. plus we all know the pics are accurate

>>3357900
Zoology.

>>3357918

>>3357892
>>3357918


I'm starting to see the connections here.

>>3357922
No, no, it's true. I love eating da bird's poopoo.

>>3357884
You cannot be serious. I know that you'll just post a trollface and say lolololololitrollu but you don't even know what a paradox is.

>>3357976
A logical contradiction? Everyone knows that.

>this thread and its contents

>>3357987

That's exactly the slut I thought of when reading EK's posts.

>>3357990
Yeah that's not what EK presented.

>>3357990
Kudos there old chap. And now for bonus points, look at the scenario EK provided and tell me if that's a paradox.

>>3358000
>>3358009
It kinda is.

this need more blood to make it hard to fuck or just jerk off

so, it's dangerous

>>3357995
i'm assuming you think she's a slut because she's smoking a cigarette and having an alcoholic drink?

virgins gonna virgin

>>3358046

If this is the only kind of women out there, then I better stay virgin or become an engineer.

It's more to do with male competition than stimulation of genitalia. The vagina is not an inverted penis. The nerve center is at the entrance of the vagina, not way down deep. Even the supposed G-spot is close to the opening. So unless a guy has a 2" dick, he'll do just fine.

Wealth and security is much more attractive to women than physical attributes.

>>3358022
See, it's just as I feared. You provided a correct definition of a paradox but you do not understand what it means.
Look, I'm not a dick so I'll explain it to you. A logical contradiction is a situation in which one outcome negates itself, thus no meaningful answer can be given. It is neither right nor wrong. Have an example of probably the most famous paradox in existence:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell%27s_paradox
Now, onto EK's scenario. to put it more simply it says:
If A, then C
If B, then C
Either A or B.
This is not a paradox, its result is always that the picture is inaccurate (C). A similar situation is

I will have twenty dollars if dad gives me twenty dollars.
I will have twenty dollars if mom gives me twenty dollars.
Either mom or dad will give me twenty dollars.

Now, the logical conclusion is "I will have twenty dollars", but EK claims that this situation cannot be resolved (i.e. a paradox), which is obviously wrong.

>open /sci/
>hope the EK circlejerk finally settled
>massive black cock, featuring EK

dontwannaliveonthisplanetanymore.jpg

>>3358058
what, you mean a decent looking bitch that has an interest in science?

are you kidding? I would tear that girl apart and maybe even make her my girlfriend.

you virgins always have such retarded standards. when you actually get into a relationship with a shy, introverted, boring, clingy girl, you're going to wish you could experience a girl that was wild, sexually adventurous, and fun. they will show you a whole new world that a shy girl never could.

I'll tell you one thing that nobody ever talks about in relation to big cocks - sometimes you can be sitting on the toilet taking a shit and the tip of your dick goes in the water, and i you've just had a shit in it that can be pretty squick.

>>3358095

>EK
>decent looking
>interest in science

Too much internet made you lose not only your taste but also your intellect.

>>3358139
>projection

>>3358139
>virgin
>commenting on looks when he is completely undesirable to every female specimen

>>3358069
What

>>3358176

Yes, I am a virgin. Because I keep up the last bit of dignity.
Sluts like the one depicted are not worth my interest.
They can only be seen with contempt.

No, actually rape was probably not accepted back then.
It's also not really accepted in the animal kingdom. Most animals have to struggle a lot doing these awesome rituals to seduce a chick. There is no reason to believe cavemen were rapists.

>>3358196
was in reply to
>>3357469

>>3358069
Ha, actually, after giving it more thought I find it amusing how wrong EK was. She actually provided and example of a tautology, which is the exact opposite of a contradiction. Oh, the irony.