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3352927 No.3352927 [Reply] [Original]

can someone explain this to me

>> No.3352930

We can, but then you won't learn your lesson.
Also, I don't know either.

>> No.3352935

why are the king and queen switched?

>> No.3352943

the next move is checkmate
also batman should have black knight or something

>> No.3352941

...because he's a move away from checkmate

>> No.3352947

>>3352935
this.
fucking wrong positions.

>> No.3352955

>>3352927
thats a mate for black.

>> No.3352964
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>>3352941
This.

All he has to do is move his queen diagonal to the right once and its checkmate.

Batman derped

>> No.3352970

all discounting that their kings and queens are switched. queens always go on their own color...

>> No.3352980

Why can't he move Black Bishop's Pawn one up?

>> No.3352987

http://lichess.org/cqul5lx6

>> No.3352994

>>3352980
that wouldnt help?

>> No.3352996

>>3352970
>Queens always go on their own color.

They are on their own color.

>> No.3353002

what the fuck is wrong with you guys? the queen's are in the right positions

>> No.3353014
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3353014

http://lichess.org/khe5wmgo

now for a real game

>> No.3353022

>>3352980

Because it's the Joker's turn?

>> No.3353075

>>3352947
Irrelevant. Both sides match each other the way they should. The joke is safe.

>> No.3353730

>>3353014
Not a bad game.

>> No.3353750

billions of outcomes

>> No.3353756

Some of the people in this thread are really quite stupid.
Batman is the white player. Joker is the black player. It is blacks turn. The pieces are in the correct positions.

>> No.3353757

http://lichess.org/pwflwk6t

Who wants to play with a beginner?

>> No.3353761

Who the hell opens like that?

>> No.3353807

New game:

http://lichess.org/4y7l9uqi

>> No.3353810

>>3353761
yo' momma!

>> No.3353915

>>3353756
Fuck off Harriet

>> No.3353937
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>>3353915
Stay on Harriet

>> No.3353948
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>>3353937
>comeatmebro.jpg

>> No.3353955

>>3353756
UNKIND

>> No.3353963
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>>3353937

>> No.3354007

>>3353955
Okay I apologize. I did not mean to be offensive but the pieces are the correct way round.

>> No.3354268

>>3354007
LoL. you're so fucking beta.

>> No.3354325

>>3354268
Aww, she's so cute though.

>> No.3354344

>>3354268
>beta girl
You can count to potato right?

>> No.3354363

this is the quickest chess game possible, either batman royally fucked up or he's not playing properly

>> No.3354374

>>3354363
No shit, sherlock.

>> No.3354386

>>3354344
The terminology isn't the same but many of the characteristics are. For a girl to be beta, it would perhaps be more appropriate to call her a pushover.

>> No.3354391

>>3354386
Yep this.
EK bullys her.

>> No.3354402

>>3354386
>implying alpha and beta are scientific terms in the first place

>> No.3354403

>>3354391
Harriet puts that down to an 'inconsistent personality' in an attempt to preserve the friendship. She is such a good person.

>> No.3354405

>>3354403
You mean such a weak person. But yes apparently EK has MPD.

>> No.3354407

>>3354402
No I didn't.

I'm just trying to offer some clarity in our use of language. That's philosophy, not science.

>> No.3354412

>>3354405
Some may call it weak, others call it naive to the point childish innocence.

>> No.3354462

>>3354412
>naive
What do you expect? harriets a religionfag.

>> No.3354513

>>3354462
I thought she was an agnosticfag?

>> No.3354536

>>3354513
was posting shit about the 'soul' earlier.

>> No.3354544
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>>3353756

Wow, so EK is just posting under Harriet's trip now. Fucking despicable.

>> No.3354547

>>3354544
Nope, different people. EK would have been far ruder than that. Harriet even apologises halfway down the thread.

>> No.3354550

>>3354547

>implying EK isn't purposely changing her mannerisms to be undetected

>> No.3354562

>>3354550
Lol, you think she's even intelligent enough to do that? She's the stupidest fucking person i've ever seen. harriet has a totally different facebook anyway, so they cant be the same person. I think EK is posting anonymously yesterday. either her or a copycat.
http://green-oval.net/cgi-board.pl/sci/thread/3350825
I think EK was in that thread, She's a zoologist so it makes sense for her to get all upset about animal cruelty.

>> No.3354563

>>3353756
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=516687569
Her Facebook. She's married to a girl that has "EK" in her initials.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=618615103
EK's Facebook. Now begone, pests.

>> No.3354567

>>3354562

I didn't say they were the same person. I said:
>EK is just posting under Harriet's trip now

Which would be consistent since as soon as EK stopped posting Harriet's post count went way up.

And Harriet doesn't usually respond in this manner and to these threads.

>> No.3354575

>>3354567
He is right. harriet knows fuck all about chess. Although Ek would at least have spotted the checkmate.

>> No.3354580

>>3354567
I suppose I would expect her post count to go up seeing as she is more likely to be paying attention and having a vested interest in what goes on here now that she and her housemate are the center of attention.
How would EK know harriets trip? That's definitely harriets real trip.

>> No.3354588

>Annoy /sc/
>Have fun annoying /sc/
>Annoy /sci/ even more because of that
>Your facebook page is discovered, reaction images are created with your photos, people shitstorm over you, create threads and what not
>Don't realize you're /sc/'s Boxxy and let the opportunity pass

Something went wrong here.

>> No.3354591

>>3354588 /sc/
Woops.

>> No.3354595

The joke is that the Joker has checkmate in one.

Also, the king and queen are NOT in the wrong places.

>> No.3354607

>>3354588
See Josef understands. He knows how to capitalise on the situation. It's a shame he isn't a woman.

>> No.3354610

Maybe she enjoyed the mystery of it. I still don't get why she used other reaction faces instead of her own.

>> No.3354611

>>3354595
I thought black king on black square, white king on white square or is it opposite way?

>> No.3354615
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>>3354610
because using your own reaction faces only works if you're an actor/tress

>> No.3354616

>>3354611
Yep, opposite way. OP's image is correct.