/sci/ - Science & Math

There are not 256 grams in a pound.

>>3315112
nope

>>3315126

454Ib in one pound.

>>3315140
lb means pound

>>3315103

>avoirdupois

>avoir
>dupois

>french word
>french name

I c what u did thar.

>(ounce^2 = gram)

wat

>>3315103
>britain
>metric

Someone's never been to Britain

>>3315170
Don't mind him, he's a High School level troll.

this thread is based on a fallacy

>>3315103

you're fucking retarded

>>3315145
stop responding to trolls, you fuck!
and you've clearly edited that picture.

>>3315145
>no zoom
and why the fuck is that a .gif?

you're so fucking useless.

I'm so confused, what is happening here?

>>3315470
>>3315473
Fixing that for him.

>>3315103
>>3315103
>arbitrary
>number of fingers you have
>wat
how many fingers do YOU have?

>>3315484
ahahah! she removed the words 'americunt' and 'retarded'

aww, 'ickle harriet worried she might upset some peoples fucking feelings?
D'AWWWW!!!

>>3315470
>>3315473
>>3315490
you seem like an angry person. i dont understand the hype around you. why are you on /sci/?

>>3315500
because I like science. and i'm not even angry at all.

>>3315512
you're just cursing a lot for no reason, and in general trying to provoke people. why?

>>3315103
you don't know what the word arbitrary means.

>>3315490
Harriet is nicer than you. I wuv her.

Who is more of a scientist, EK or Harriet?

Cast your votes now.

I say Harriet.

>>3315524
>implying you aren't EK or Harriet.

I thought EK removed the trip. I guess I was right about her being a deplorable liar.

>>3315527
Nope, it's me actually

EK proved herself incapable of understanding such scientific heights as exponentiation, so ima say harriet by default.

>>3315534
>Nope
So I was right. Learn how to read English?

>>3315541
learn how to read tripcodes, you dumbfuck

>>3315517
dunno, its just how i am. deal with it.

>>3315518
>harriet thinks he whole world is made of sunshine and rainbows, and she responds to obvious trolls instead of saging and telling them to fuck off
FTFY

>>3315524
i do zoology, its definitely science. she does psychology, which is barely science. i think i'm winning.

>>3315530
yeh i did for a while, some fucker pretended to be me, and i couldnt prove them wrong without reinstating the trip.

>>3315537
lol dumbfuck i DO understand exponentation.
higher order eponents are done first, they have to be. you cant use them as part of something else untill they are fully resolved.
a^b^c = a^(b^c) NOT (a^b)^c

>>3315549
Harriet is a more positive person than you. I say that makes her better.

zoology is just biology with considerably less actual science from biology.
Psychology is a science. deal with it.

Harriet = winning

>>3315561
no she is not fucking winning. she might be a more positive person but that is just because she is naive as fuck and doesnt have an objective outlook on the world like i do.

>>3315549
Thanks I just wanted to know what Harriet studies. I'm building up quite a picture here. She seems like the kind of naive girl I'd like to fuck.

>>3315570
lol good luck. she's quite the goody-goody; pure and holy.
still a virgin too.

>>3315572
>she is not fucking winning

you sound so mad right now. I'm sure she is just as broadminded as you. She's just not a boring cynical bitch

>>3315581
i may be cynical but i'm not boring.
if she's broad-minded then she hides it fucking well.

>>3315576
why do you live together if you don't like her?

>>3315584
i do like her. she's alright, she just gets on my nerves a bit sometimes. (shes a good cook, so i'll let her off with her bullshit)
:D

>>3315585
You talk about religion all the time, you even managed to sneak a reference in here., ("pure and holy"). That is the epitome of fucking boring.

>>3315557
"they have to be. you cant use them as part of something else untill they are fully resolved."

holy fuck what the fuck even is this. just stop now, anybody with any clue what they're talking about knows you're an idiot talking absolute fucking nonsense.

>>3315586
fuck you nigger, wolfram alpha is on my side with this so go eat a bag of dicks!
you're as retarded as the people who argue over "hurr durr, what is 6/3(1+2)"

>>3315587
so you like to use people while slagging them off. how about actually respecting people? I guess thats beyond you...

>>3315588
well i really really dont like religion, its the scourge of humanity. but i talk about other stuff as well.

>>3315589
holy shit she appealed to the default setting of wolfram alpha

>>3315595
i do respect her, shes really nice and i wouldnt be her friend if i didnt like her would i?

>>3315597
it's not though. Doing bad things is the scourge of humanity., religion coincides on more than occasion, just as everything else does.

>>3315603
religion coincides with it far too often for my liking.

>>3315604
you're always slagging her off on here. How does that resemble respect?

>>3315609
how am i always slagging her off? i usually just dont talk about her at all.

>>3315610
you're problem is with how some use religion. not with religion in general. go to a church on sunday and you'll see there's nothing evil about it.

>>3315613
you called her fucking retarded among other things just because she's not as smart at math as you might be.

>>3315615
a bunch of fully grown adults talking to their imaginary friends and believing fairytale stories?
its not evil but its fucking pathetic, and that gets on my nerves as well!

>>3315618
what? i never called her that.
and at least she knows her place, she doesnt even answer in the maths threads, which is far better than posting wrong answers everywhere

>>3315618
>>3315615
>>3315609
>>3315603
>>3315595
>>3315588
>>3315584
>>3315581
>>3315570
>>3315561
>>3315534
>>3315530
>>3315524
>>3315518
Disregard all of that, I suck cocks

>>3315618

> implying thoughtlessly typing shit into wolfram alpha makes ek smart at math

>>3315626
no, but knowing the correct methods to utilise makes me smart at math. I just use wolfram to take short cuts so i dont have to do the mindless monkeywork in between.

>>3315622
yeah I agree with you, I just wanted a conversation. See: >>3315624. religion is practised out of habit nowadays. People rarely think about it is their actually doing.

I do remember you saying 'fucking retarded' though I think it was in jest.

<3 you. Goodbye

>>3315630
well i didnt mean it like that, it was probably just an exaggeration to mean that she was wrong.

>>3315631
considers working out (10x)^2 to be an arduous task involving significant mindless monkeywork, and so 'takes a shortcut' by going to wolfram.com, typing it in, and copying the url.

she considers this to be an elegant way to conclusively prove things.

>>3315103
Because it works, and it's our heritage. What's an American's heritage? Britain.

>>3315637
see >>3315639

>>3315622
You too should steer clear of maths threads. There're plenty of mathematicians around here, we don't need your input.

>>3315675
>implying a mathematician is necessary to solve the summerfaggotry that arises in threads here.

dont fucking worry, if theres an advanced maths thread i'll steer clear and let the mathematicians deal with it.

>>3315682
Stop saying ">implying..." if you wish to be taken seriously, especially when you're talking to self identified mathematicians. Feel free to continue solving the 'mathematical' 'problems' posed in said troll threads.

every body that didn't know a hundredth of a foot is an "American 'metric' system" turn in your science badge. consider one millimeter elevation change---you won't fall. trip over a cm, you fall. trip over 0.01 ', you won't fall. we build sidewalks, with a foot at the end of our leg, we don't need a tape measure. 3315323 is right. whatever continuous lenght is chosen can be discretized decimally

THREAD DERAILED

FUCK TRIPFAGS.

FUCK OFF EK AND OTHERS. THIS IS AN ANONYMOUS BOARD. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU. WE ALL HATE YOU.

POSTS. HIDDEN.

10:53 No.3315557 wrote you "have to". I submit sprt2 ^ sqrt2 = 1.6320575, let u = that. u^sqrt2 = sqrt2^u = 2. I didn "have to". I'm not cynical, I'm cyclical. see also tetration TOW

>>3315771

he mad

This thread is a gigantic derp

>i do zoology, its definitely science. she does psychology, which is barely science. i think i'm winning.

AHAHHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>3315682
You're annoying. Why do people seem to like you? Is it because you are one of the few females on this board?

>>3316054
>why do people seem to like you
>EK

hahahahahahahaha

>>3316054
ahahah! lol, no. very few people like me. you must be new here.

bump. I wanna see where this goes.

>>3316072
i love you. i want to have your babies even though i dont have the apparatus.

>>3316078
Disregard that, EK is a faggot.

>>3316078
lol, femanon or castrati? =p

>>3316083
EK is a pleasant person, as is Harriet.

>>3316088
vasectomy

>>3316097
Yeah I like everyone. they are all great in different ways.

>>3316102
EK and Harriet are greater than most people on /sci/ though, because they're not the ones who go around insulting tripfriends for no reason.

>>3316097
>>3316102
you guys are faggots

>>3316108
>>3316103
The irony.

>>3316103
it's anonymous for a reason

>>3316115
Which is?

>>3316125
there should be

>>3316115
there's no law against persistent tripcodes

>>3316126
Again, why? Tripfriends are usually helpful, and would be even more if not met with "LOL TRIPFAG I H8 U FOREVER U SUCK U DONT CUM IN MOUTH WHILE MASTURBATING TO MICHIO KAKU HURRDURR"

>>3316137
How are they anymore helpful than the average poster?

>>3316140
They don't spend their time circlejerking while bashing tripfriends.

>>3316144
you just sat there bashing people who don't post with tripcodes.

>>3316149
Only because they bashed me first.

>>3316158
>he started it
hmm

>>3316140
If a tripfriend has a history of providing helpful answers, people will know in future that answer from this person can be trusted.

if anonymous gives a helpful answer, you can't know if trolling.jpeg.

Names make it easier to follow a conversation. I was the guy above with the name "tripfriend". If I hadn't told you this now, you would have assumed I was a different person. That is the just tip of the iceburg for confusion in discussion.

>>3316162
If you ask your questions on 4chan you don't deserve help

>>3316159
It's true.

>>3316162
All my love to you.

>>3316097
Thankyou.

I'm curious about this. tell me more, op.