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3251047 No.3251047 [Reply] [Original]

>Flirting with my new Girlfriend
>Girlfriend asks me if I could wake up anywhere where it'd be
>I reply "Next to Carl Sagan, not dead of course"

WRONG ANSWER!

>> No.3251059
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I smirk'd

>> No.3251071

Obviously the right answer was there with her, but theres no way thats the best thing anyone could think of, its retarded when they ask you stupid questions they know you are going to lie to.

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>>3251059

Me too.

>> No.3251080

>>3251047
ask her the same question tomorrow night.

>> No.3251087

>I reply "Next to Carl Sagan, dead of course"
Ftfy

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>>3251047
>where would you wish to wake up tomorrow?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJAUGg4081Q

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQk30nYUOAw

>> No.3251096

>>3251087

No... just no.

>> No.3251098

>>3251080

If she says next to carl sagan, she's a keeper.

>> No.3252613

This is pure epicness

>> No.3252622

you just went full assburgers