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3250748 No.3250748 [Reply] [Original]

Hi I am an ancient roman.

Please tell me how I can have -3 cattle. Thank you.

>> No.3250754

because you OWE me three

>> No.3250755

Imagine you have no cattle. Now your neighbour steals you X of them. You have to buy 3 new ones so you have none left. What is X?

>> No.3250757

Well, you know how the frumentarii came last week and you had not enough denarii to pay the taxes, so they took your cattle instead?

Now imagine if they came back today and told you that your payment is still not complete, and you need to find three more heads of cattle in a week, or they'll burn down your house, rape your wife and sell your daughter to some rich patrician as a sex slave?

That's what having -3 cattle feels like.

>> No.3250760

you get a loan and buy 3 cows, which then die in a horrific multi-charriot pileup on the via back from the cow dealership. your cows weren't insured and you still have to pay the cow dealer for them. you now have -3 cows.

>> No.3250762

>>3250755 Now your neighbour steals you X of them.
Silly me. Should be
>Now your neighbour gives you X more.

>> No.3250773

>>3250757
They would have done that regardless

>> No.3250776
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3250776

Because you have to sacrifice 3 cattle unto me

>> No.3250787

But then each of your -3 cows reproduce with your neighbour's -1 bull.
-1 x -3 equals 3 calves. So your 3 new cows cancel out with your -3 old cows. So you now have 0 cows. Simple, see?

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3250792

>>3250760
OH DEAR THOSE POOR COWS!

>> No.3250793

Lol.

Romans and their poor math.

Greek Mathematicians > Roman Math

>> No.3250795

>>3250760
>>3250757
>>3250754
>>3250755
What can I do with these -3 cows?

Can I use them to plow -3 acres of land? Cook -1, eat and still have -2 left over?

>> No.3250798

This thread should have stopped here.
>>3250754

>> No.3250811

>>3250754
I have ten cows. I borrow three from you. I now have seven cows.

Cool logic.

>> No.3250827

>>3250795
Introduce them to my 3 cows and watch them annihilate each other.

>captcha: isn't many

>> No.3250858

>>3250748
stop trying to think you stupid pleibian.