/sci/ - Science & Math

>>3215875
/sci/ is not your personal blog faggot

>that picture

>>3215875
has anyone notified the police about this man?

heheh...i thought of trolling kids with this myself.

>>3215875
That made me laugh, I've so got to try this myself some day

now get them to pour water into a klein bottle

>>3215909
As would any other pedophile

>>3215915
That's possible. You can buy Klein bottles.

>>3215919
wtf? i'm not a pedophile. I just love the look of confusion on peoples faces when you troll them. kids or adults alike. (although adults wold quickly realise the mobius strip thing...so needs to be a kid i think.)
trolling small pets with mirrors is also hilarious. i recomend it.

I just wish I had saved the thread that prompted this experiment. If I remember correctly we got 6 or so tests done.

>>3215943
don't deny it EK you paedophilic whore

Back to the point though. What can /sci/ do to SCIENCE! over the internet? I'm thinking about investigating the link between toe length and hair color, but am open to better suggestions.

>>3215979
i'm being honest! I like guys pretty much my own age.
perhaps slightly younger, but only by 2 years at the most.
Pedo's are fucking disgusting.

>>3215919
>Can't talk about kids without thinking about pedophilia.

Pedophile detected.

>>3215989
Wow. Why haven't you been given a Nobel yet? Absolutely brilliant.

>>3215996
You can't hide your identity from us, EK

>>3215989
first of all, there is almost certainly no link, secondly, even if there is, its one of those wierd little facts that is completely irrelevant, and you will have wasted your time.

...was it yo uasking about harriets hair colour earlier?
someone randomly asked that in the middle of a chess thread...creeped me out a bit.

teach children to play chess
then look down on them as a stern, disappointed father when they lose

>>3216002
Don't compare me to that skank

>>3216008
Who's that girl in those images anyway

>>3216002
>linked wrong post.
i'm >995, not >996, idiot.

>You can't hide your identity from us, EK
>4chan
>anonymous
actually i really think i can... =p

>>3215995
women prefer men who are older than themselves.
the fact that you prefer men who are younger is abnormal and therefore signifies paedophilic tendencies

>>3216005
interesting. what hypothesis are we testing?

>>3216016
Not that guy but it just seems like good parenting.

>>3216014
i didn't say that, i'm just not particularly fussy over age.
anyone my age or slightky older or slightly younger is fine.
i rekon anyone between the ages of about 18-26 would be fair game for me without it being too wierd...

>>3216008
WYU, since when did you drop the trip, and since when did you turn into a massive jerk?
Wtf, if your still amd because you think i reported you then you're wrong! i honestly didn't!

>>3216003
harriet?

no, it was during a /soc/ thread, you said there was no reason to post pictures of yourself for science, and I said that the pictures would be needed if we were to explore a potential connection between hair color and toe length. I haven't posted in a chess thread today.

>>3216013
I think he thinks he knows your identity because your a tripfag... as if being able to tell one anon from another made them no longer anon.

I may be wearing a different mask, but I am still wearing a mask. I am not Hastur, after all.

>>3216031
was someone else here.
Harriet is a tripfag here btw, she just hasn't posted in a while as far as i've seen.
I think she got pissed off that there were over 9000 EK's on the board, so she's left for a while...
lol, i dont even care.

Another thread successfully derailed by tripfags. Least it wasn't a science thread.

>>3216030 18-26

pfw pascal is 27

>>3216050
>Another thread successfully derailed by tripfags
...it was started by a tripfag. how the fuck was it derailed?

Hello, my name is Bert and I would like to derail this thread.

>>3216057
aww, 27 would probably be fine as well. like i said, age doesn't really matter, its who they are and what they do and how they think that important.
will probably never have an opportunity to hook up with pascal anyway, so this is irrelevant.

>>3216069
Stupid atlantic ocean.

Hey guys

ITT we discuss the sexual preferences of EK...I think I'll go put my dick in a meat grinder

>>3216069

faggots discussing plans to push each others poo in on my /sci/

>>3216088
SOTP POSTING IMAGES OF ME

>>3216069
since youre british, would you ever fuck a 16 year old?

>>3216012
Random YouTube woman.

>>3216095
Even though it is legal, i think not.
16 is too young.
16 y/o boy with 20 y/o woman would seem a little creepy i think... probably too big an age gap. unless he looked seriously fucking old for his age or something.

>>3216095
16yo virgin detected
EK is a fatty bro.

Check out my trip code

And double s

>>3216107
no i'm not. in fact i was rather underweight for a while, wasn't eating enough.
ive pretty much sorted it, so i'm like a medium-weight now, but according to the BMI scale i am still slightly underweight than the average weight for my height.

>>3215920
But these are made for drinking, not thinking...

>>3216117
ohhhh,

what science can we do with beer?

>>3216110
we've all seen the pics bro. fatty confirmed.

I always knew you were fucking underageb&.

sage and reported

>>3216123
>fake harriet

whatever pics you have seen, are not me.

>implying pascal isn't sexist

>>3216131
pascal is 27 aparently.
there is some anon who may or may not be 16, but it can't be proven either way.
fuck you and your faggotry.

be more mad next time EK

>>3216145 there is some anon who may or may not be 16
That would be me then

>>3216153
brosef, I thought you were 22-23

>>3216153
your 16? oh, i didn't know. Pretty well articulated for a 16 year old...

>>3216152
ha, i am not mad at all. ive been meditating and i'm in a rather calm and gentle mood. nothing will irritate me tonight.

>>3216165
I'm usually posting my age as <span class="math">24\pm2[/spoiler], and being 16 or not being 16 is in that range. (With probability 1.)

>>3216170
>calm and gentle mood
>obscene language

>>3216170
>meditating

>>3216173
oh, so you usally lie? and are probably lying now?
fine, you can keep your age secret if you wish.

>>3216178
ha? obscene?
you must be new here. welcome to 4chan.

>>3216181
problem?

Meditating and being on 4chan.

nope.jpg

>>3216188
I always post bullshit about my degree, and I usually lie about my age. Here's a spoiler for you personally (everyone else stop reading now), it's inside the <span class="math">2\sigma[/spoiler] interval.

>>3216173
pseudo-intellectual detected.

>>3216197
>i'm 16 and know math! i'm such a genius!

>>3216209

>>3216197
why lie? you may as well just not post the information at all.

this thread is dildos

>>3216218
Why would I do that? Umm ... because it's funny. See >>3216209.
(I wonder why I have to tell *you* that.)

the fuck is with those 2 dog pictures? some retard trying to force a meme or are they just being a douchebag?

I'm going to get something to eat.

Someone take over for me till I get back

Finish blasting this thread with piss

My computer crashed, and on reboot my task manager was diabled. I think i accidentally virused.

>>3216083
You don't want EK. He's an arrogant idiot.

>>3216065
You can't hide your identity from us, Josef.

>>3216286
I have no idea what you're talking about.

>>3216251
It is a meme, you newfag.

>>3216281
*she

and i'm actually far more agreeable IRL than when i post here.
far more fucks are given if its face to face and real life.
<<<

>>3216291

lol, forced meme.
its shit.

>>3216295
>more hypocrisy is given in face to face
FTFY

>>3216295
Speaking as #\:]FWc{O
I almost definitely wouldn't have any problem with you if you weren't a total dickwad. Most of the times I've seen you post are when you're posting unrelated images of a woman, making badly thought out arguments in religion vs science threads, and arguing with people who don't like you.

Look at Col. Coffee Mug or Josef. Both of them are tripfags that we like, because they post interesting OC.

>>3216325
the colonel is king of sci, and josef is a brosef.

>>3216325
i'll be damned if i'm to be lectured by some sadact who generated 6 letters of my tripcode. that would take a while...probably had to leave it running overnight. thats some dedicated trolling.

my arguments in /sci/ vs religion threads are well thought out, and i do occasionally make OC. i don't care if you, or anyone else, doesn't like me.

>>3216299
y u no like red lobster?

I guess you prefer deal with it dog, my friend who is new. maybe you're the jabrony tpe.

>>3216340
Heh, nope. I build systems in my spare time, leaving trippers running for a few nights and logging temperatures is a good way to make sure everything's working properly. Besides, if you actually do the maths, any decent home PC will have a >50% chance of getting 6 characters within 45 minutes without even using its GPU.

>thats some dedicated trolling.
You're a dedicated ass.

>i do occasionally make OC
Where, What?

>>3216338
Damn right.

>>3216340
That's good, because no one likes you.

>>3216299
All memes are forced.
go back to hating OC

also trollface is boring and forever alone and all those memes are boring.

>>3216325
>two underageb& pop sci faggots who don't know what they are talking about

no wonder this fucking board is shit

>>3216408
What a wonderful contribution you make to it.

my laptop is broken, every time i try to play games including fucking wow the gpu overheats and crashes the computer within a couple hours, any advice?

>>3216426
You probably have dust built up inside your GPU's fan. I'm not sure if there's an easy way of getting it out of a laptop. unless there's a panel you can remove to get directly to it, in which case you can get it out by blowing on it. Probably worth asking >>>/g/ for a second opinion.

>>3216415
why contribute to a shitty community filled with shitty people?

>>3216452
why complain about the lack of contribution to a community if you're not willing to contribute to said community?

oh lordy, i was so scared that my files got deleted. Turns out that everything got turned into a hidden folder. and hidden folder view got disabled.

>>3216457
I'm just saying this board is shit.

it's a good thing 4chan is just a fad right now

>>3216478
>just a fad right now
What do you mean?
People don't like change. People don't realise they don't like change. Hence, everyone acts like there's no OC anymore while simultaneously calling OC Newfaggotry.

>>3216492
And you're one of them?

>>3216492
Still not entirely sure what you mean
If you're questioning the amount of time I've been here, I remember Boxxy first arriving. I don't call OC/anything newfaggotry, if only because I never post on /b/