/sci/ - Science & Math

underage B& here, shit at making non-nerd friends and talking to females.

Sorta in a relationship. Cut it off with f buddy. Really missing sex

this probably belongs on /soc/...but meh

have a couple of fuck buddys. thats it, nothing serious going on.

I'm in a long term relationship.

I get a pretty good amount of sex.

>>3214021
Whore.

>>3214021
typical EK replying to /soc/ threads. retard.

>>3214032

Why does EK get so much hate?

>>3214032
>hating on EK for posting in /soc/ thread
>posting in and bumping the /soc/ thread
stay classy...

>>3214021
>2011
>EK not posting nudes

Seriously, why?

>>3214057
for one, its a safe for work board. it would be illegal content here. also it wouldnt be science related.

>>3214065
>illegal content

I don't think you know what that word means.

In a long distance relationship, she's coming in 3 days, I'm excited.

>>3214021
wow what a whore

virginfag 21 m.

I could get laid if i wanted to, but i'm not a dick who fucks girls he has no intention of having a relationship with. If i lowered my standards just a bit I could get a girlfriend pretty easy, but i'm aspirational as fuck.

When you're picking someone to reproduce with you have to be. She has to be moral, intelligent, free-thinking, fun-loving but with different brain chemistry to mine (as don't want disordered kids), oh yeah and she has to have a 8.5+ face, decent hips and be between 5'4'' and 5'7''.

Till then holding out like a stoic motherfucker.

>>3214021

slut

>>3214037

Probably because she is certifiably retarded.

>>3214021
Nasty slut

>>3214084
>>3214083
>>3214079

You all aren't very nice. So says female OP. I'll await your time stamp requests, sammich jokes, and whore calling.

>>3214078
>>3214078
DELUSIONS DELUSIONS DELUSIONS

>I seriously hope you guys don't do this

>>3214069
2nd definition of illegal.
i don't mean with regards to the law, but with regards to the rules of the board.
(e.g. an illegal move in chess is against the rules, but you dont go to jail for it) =p

>>3214078
>>3214078
>>3214078

>I'm too fat to get laid

Fixed.

>>3214092
its called samefaggotry. the EK hater in the thread is probably the same person in all the posts.

>>3214094
Enjoy your loose flappy flaps.

>>3214107
>this is what EK actually believes

>>3214107
EK, 75% of sci hates you after about 3 days of exposure. They're not all same fags, they'll all unique points of hate who see the same stupidity.

>>3214111
>>3214111

>>3214065
There could be scientific reasons.

>>3214135
perhaps, but i don't really care. I prefer to be liked IRL.

>>3214065

Consider it an intelligence test.

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-scientific-fundamentalist/200903/beautiful-people-are-more-i
ntelligent-i

>>3214144
only if there was some sort of growth or lump on my skin that i wanted biofags to identify for me.
otherwise i cant imagine why it would be necessary.

>>3214069
It would be illegal if she was a minor...

>>3214157
i don't see why the fact that i dig up minerals from the earth has any bearing on the legality of my nudes.

>>3214163

>>3214156
You know how if you press a flashlight against you hand you get to see veins? Same thing with breasts. What /sci/ has yet to discover is if lactating females can show milk with fladhlights. If you ever become pregnant, please science! for us.

>>3214168

>>3214151

There ya go EK. Post pics for /sci/ence!

>>3214174
nope, ive never been pregant, and i dont plan to be. sorry.

>>3214192
a more reliable intelligence test would be, oh i don't know...ANSWERING QUESTIONS?

>>3214065
You rarely post anything science related anyway, so that shouldn't be a legitimate concern

>>3214196

You wanna know an even more accurate way?

Do both.

/out of excuses

>>3214194
You were just saying you couldnt think of a reason, so i provided one. Perhaps one day /sci/ will do a study comparing toe length to.hair color, thats a second one.

>>3214099

I am quite fit actually, I go running every 2nd day and i love it! It gives a chance to go over thigns in my head.
I also do 25 pressups + 25 situps every morning and then again when i get home. I'm not some sort of square go-getter, but I have my boring daily routine life-hacked to shit to maximise free time.

I'm not going to pretend i'm some cassanova who has girls chasing him 24/7, but I've had my fair share of chances over the years.
Quite a few times I've have had drunken girls come on to me agressively and even on some occasions (as in 2) explicitly ask me for sex, however i did kiss them for quite a while before explaining i'm not into it.
And that's not mentioning the times when I've known i would have had a chance but the girl was normal enough not to make her intentions explictly known without any sort of indication that i'd be into it.

>>3214204

EK's told status:

not told [ ]
Told [ ]
Fucking told [ ]
No country for told men [ ]
The good, the bad, and the told [ ]
Toldfinger [ ]
Knights of the told republic [X]

>>3214194
>2011
>still pretending to be female