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I'm a white man. I think my teeth are average, I think my jaw is not broad and thick enough.

I have inherited really tall height, low pitched voice, above average looks, and other things.

But I feel like I should breed with a black woman or irish woman. Why? Because if my children are more irish they'll be more masculine if they're men and if they're women they'll be courageous.

I think black women are a good pick too or mulatta women because they usually have big teeth, impressive jaws and give you off spring with muscles.

Of course, both would require to have jawlines that are impressive, but still feminine. I've been made fun of that I like women that are ugly or jaws that are too masculine. But I think it was always what lay deep within me, I want my face and her face to mix to create better offspring.

Of course, I'm not like other tall people this girl won't be 4'11 she'll have to be 5'8-6'1. Why would I want to curse a son of mine with short stature because of some short woman.

WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?

>> No.3183665

>But I feel like I should breed with a black woman or irish woman. Why? Because if my children are more irish they'll be more masculine if they're men and if they're women they'll be courageous.
I am laughing for real right now.

>> No.3183672

>>3183665
asian detected

>> No.3183677
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3183677

>i should breed

There is stud farm not far from where I live. Ask them. They might help you, who knows? I heard that's what they do.

>> No.3183689

>>3183677
im talking about a wife, of course I wouldn't tell her this.

>> No.3183696

>>3183672

>I'm a white man.

could be jewish though

>> No.3183702

>>
But I feel like I should breed with a black woman or irish woman. Why? Because if my children are more irish they'll be more masculine if they're men and if they're women they'll be courageous.

Been attending biology class at Christian College, have we?

>> No.3183703

>>3183696
im not a jew, I didn't know jews counted as white

>> No.3183706

>>3183703
Depends on who you ask. Jews would probably say "no". Black people would say "yes".

>> No.3183748

>obsessed with appearance
What about health and intelligence?

>> No.3183753

>>3183748
appearance = health

>> No.3183775

>>3183753
Tell that to a plastic surgeon who has to turn the addicts away.

>> No.3183807

how about you breed with someone you can stand for 20-40 years. That way ur kids can have two parents you stupid nazi cunt

aka follow ur <3

>> No.3183831

Marry a loving midget

>> No.3183842

>>3183807
and curse my children?

>> No.3183878

>>3183753
uh... so if a supermodel has a terminal brain tumor he's healthy

>> No.3183883

>>3183878
>supermodel
>he
nigga you gay

>> No.3183887

>>3183807
I love my unborn children so I will not inflict them with inferior genes, I will get a mouth swab and if either of us are carriers for cystic fibrosis or whatever then we will have embryo selection, or just use someone else's genes, whatever. Fuck evolution, I'm a sapient being, it's no longer just about genes, it's about ideas and philosophy, we should take control of evolution.

>> No.3183922

bump!!

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3183971

>>3183883
>>mfw

>> No.3184912

bump

>> No.3184921
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3184921

>not genetically modifying embryos to your desired output
>2011

>> No.3184943

>I like women that are ugly or jaws that are too masculine

>>>/engineering/

>> No.3184961

>>3183696
No, Jews are masculine.

>> No.3184963

>>3184921
Give my company time.

I've got a friend in a MD PhD program for precisely that manner of thing. Her mother is one of the giants of reproductive immunology and she taught her daughter everything she knows.

With the right investment and guidance from me (and, by extension, my company) you'll have your designer babies soon enough.

I highly suggest the "Alexander" package. Slightly androgynous good looks, a staggering capacity for strategic thought and long term planning, super mathematical ability, excellent balance and hand-eye coordination, and a healthy sex-drive combine to create a natural leader.

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>>3184921
>not putting your embryo's in the fridge
>... oh wait!

>> No.3184976

>>3184975

I actually laughed at this.

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>>3184963
>a staggering capacity for strategic thought and long term planning, super mathematical ability, excellent balance and hand-eye coordination, and a healthy sex-drive combine to create a natural leader
>thinking you can genetically engineering this using today's genetic knowledge and technology
>mfw this will never work

>> No.3184994

>>3184979
Eeh, we can't go that far today. All we can do with modern technology is screen for genetic diseases, chromosomal abnormalities, and maybe a phenotypic trait or two.

Give us time. Her mother's career took her from crude small molecule fertility treatments to genetic screens for in-vitro implantation viability. Who knows where her career may take her?

>> No.3185002

>mfw swaths of people pick the same small subset of traits for their "genetically engineered" offspring.
>mfw not enough variation within that population, and some kind of illness wipes them out.
>mfw the problem solves itself.

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>>3184976
lol thanks
:3

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3185019

>mfw this whole eugenics/genetic engineering thing will not matter son
>mfw our biology is only a temporary stepping stone to our inevitable fate
>mfw man and machine are going to be one
>yfw it's a lot more worthwhile to study electronics, mathematics, and computer programming because that's what humans will be

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3185020

OP, I am also tall and I like tall girls. I don't get what's up with all these tall guys who date short girls. Closet pedos perhaps?

>mfw costanza

>> No.3185026

>>3185002
Yeeeah, that is a problem. I once read a science fiction novel where there's an entire planet where genetic screening/engineering is illegal as a safeguard against the entire population becoming too homogeneous.

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3185028

>>3183662
>I'm a white man.
>I should breed with a black woman or irish woman
>Because my children will be more masculine
>WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?

Did you ever consider that if you breed you will pass your inferior genes to your children? Think about it.

>> No.3185037

Wow, /sci/. You're awfully concerned with appearances today.

>> No.3185039

>>3185026
>implying genetic engineering will not cause immediate speciation
Furries, anyone? Not to mention adaption to various environments on other planets.

>> No.3185056

>>3185039

Speciation.
So, once again, the problem solves itself.

>adaptation to other environments
Yeah. Because we can definitely engineer ourselves to breathe something other than O2 or like other DNA based non-plant life.

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3185062

>>3185039
We can only genetically engineer humans if we are willing to deal with the failures. It's wrong to create a human with a high chance of being severely fucked up, physically and mentally.

However, I expect someone will do it anyway. Maybe someone in a 3rd world country without laws against it. Genetically engineering humans is already illegal in the USA.

Most people are not willing to take the risk. This is why we have not seen a humanzee yet.

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>>3185039

Already taken care of.

>> No.3185080

>>3185062
Making a humanzee is probably a bad idea, ethically. It's more troubling than altering the genome of a consenting sapient.
http://lesswrong.com/lw/x7/cant_unbirth_a_child/

>> No.3185087

>>3185064
No, I mean furries actually causing forks in the human species, once they can actually HAVE red fur and large pointed ears.

>> No.3185093

>>3185056
> Because we can definitely engineer ourselves to breathe something other than O2 or like other DNA based non-plant life.
It's possible. But you're right that this is a more radical change. Adaptations to different gravity levels, radiation backgrounds, and atmospheric temperatures/pressures/compositions is more pertinent. Entirely new metabolic processes might be tricky.

>> No.3185585

>>3185028
I'm breeding with them hoping my children inherit a better jawline.

>> No.3185656

>>3185056
Well, it would be easier to engineer the respiration functions of the lungs away entirely in favor of ingestion and storage of some form of oxygen or some substance suitable for splitting oxygen from water or CO2.

It might be easiest to do this surgically, rather than through genetic engineering.

>> No.3185672

nice