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Anonymous Sat Jun 4 20:15:43 2011 No.3174967 [Reply] [Original]

Hey /sci/ I live in an industrial estate and am surrounded by other houses, there is a guy that lives 500m behind me and his shed blocks my view of the ocean, i know the removal of this guys' tilt slab shed will increase the value of my land exponentially, hes a complete cunt and he doesnt even live there, how the fuck do I level his motherfucking shed...

I have 3 acetylene bottles; 2 empty, 1 full, 2 full lpg bottles, as much petrol/diesel that your little heart can handle... I dont really want to go buying fertilizer cause i dont wanna be seen as a terrorist...

>>	Harriet !4j1CscU.Ng Sat Jun 4 20:18:43 2011 No.3174986 You have no right to destroy someone elses property. You knew the situation when you decided to buy the house. Do not be a criminal, you will be caught and punished.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 20:19:43 2011 No.3174997 Thankyou officer but i bought the fucking house years ago and he fabricated the shed very recently, once the industrial grant was forwarded

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 20:20:43 2011 No.3174998 current property price: x price after shed demolition: y x -> y.... that's not exponential

>>	Harriet !4j1CscU.Ng Sat Jun 4 20:21:43 2011 No.3175009 >>3174997 It is his land and he can do what he likes with it. Deal with it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 20:24:43 2011 No.3175029 >>3175009 Technically its nobody's land. Mother nature claims it back whenever the fuck she wants.

Anonymous Sat Jun 4 20:24:43 2011 No.3175038

I appreciate you correcting my statement, and He and i had an agreement that he would build a single story house, instead i cant see over this 6 fucking meter monstrosity he has built, I have warned him i am not on to be messed with and have continued to show him. I recently poured 4 gallons of brake fluid over his car and believe me, he wasnt fucking laughing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 20:27:43 2011 No.3175051 >>3175038 ok what you do is, you fill 2 bottles of acetylene-lpg mix (about 30-70), shake em up and ignite them while shaking. It's a slow igniting mix so you have like 10-20 seconds to throw it. Close the bottle while shaking it for best effect

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 20:30:43 2011 No.3175067 Acetylene-LPG mix? Do you think im a fucking retard!? I acetylene explodes at 15 psi and lpg has potential to pressurize it more than that cunt

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 20:32:43 2011 No.3175084 >>3175067 hey, I figured it would be worth a try.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 20:35:43 2011 No.3175102 Im just looking for a compound that will just level that fucking thing, and soon. He's away for the weekend and i wanna get this over and done with, i dont wanna kill the guy im not an asshole... even if he is a nigger

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 20:36:43 2011 No.3175118 >>3175102 plant some weed/homemade bombs then report it to the cops seriously, this is a much better idea. The guy's black so he got that against him (justice system is still racist) and he's gone for a week

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 20:38:43 2011 No.3175133 >>3175118 oh and it's legal so he'll get into trouble. Prolly will not be able to rebuild.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 20:39:43 2011 No.3175138 File: 18 KB, 500x500, aldous-huxley.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3174998 Aspi, that has nothing to do with what he is talking about.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 20:40:43 2011 No.3175157 >>3175118 I like your way of thinking sir

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 20:42:43 2011 No.3175163 If you have basically already threatened the guy, then you have been way too obvious to commit any crimes. He's gonna know it was you. It's too risky to commit such arson under your circumstances.

Anonymous Sat Jun 4 20:43:43 2011 No.3175178

>>3175118

I like your way of thinking sir

Its been suggested i have someone do it for me and i go to the casino for the day sound good? Also polluting the land with oil? So that it will be condemned and all structures demolished? I know itll eventually end up in the ocean but BP didnt give a fuck so why should i?

>>	Castrol !!St50KRF88Ua Sat Jun 4 20:49:43 2011 No.3175220 >>3174967 Maybe he did it just to fuck with you, and now you're mad. Deal with it, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 20:49:43 2011 No.3175228 Niggers have their place in this world, but its not infront of my fucking house. I've made a cannon that shoots 10kg ice pellets and i've been shooting the wall but to no avail. But i guess there wont be any evidence afterwards.... ma

>>	Gaudinockrln !!eE8/05TSvML Sat Jun 4 20:50:43 2011 No.3175237 Okay, so you walk up to the structure Kick it until it falls over Repeat as necessary. /dumbass

>>	Harriet !4j1CscU.Ng Sat Jun 4 20:53:43 2011 No.3175258 >>3175228 You sound like a complete idiot. I hope you get sectioned.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 20:54:43 2011 No.3175266 Are there any chemicals readily accesed that are caustic enough to eat through said concrete?

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